Fashion is an art form. Sometimes it’s iconic and timeless, other times it’s extravagant, bold, and borderline crazy. It’s a reflection of the times that mirrors the current culture, the mood of society, and the values of the present. Clothing collections can have thought-provoking messages as well as highlight the beauty of craftsmanship.
Fashion is also a business. A good testament to that is that the two families that own the majority of luxury fashion brands, the Arnaults (Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Dior) and the Pinaults (Gucci, Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen), are billionaires. The head of the former, Bernard Arnault, is, in fact, the second richest person on earth.
So, from all that, it is easy to deduce that at least some of those kooky garments have kooky prices. And maybe they would all go unnoticed if not for a TikToker that goes by refashionedhippie, who has made it her mission to expose all the ridiculously overpriced things offered by luxury brands.
The TikToker started a series called “Stupid rich people fashion” where she pokes fun at various items with absurd price tags. Scroll down to see the best of what she’s found online.
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This Is An Actual Product. It Is A Chewing Gum Holder
It holds five pieces of gum. Let's look at the price. $1025. And honestly, I'm not even mad. If you can convince somebody to pay a thousand dollars for a chewing gum holder, okay, that's on them at this point.
But why are all these designer items so expensive? The simplest answer here is that we want them to be like that. Luxury is something not everybody can afford. It is something you want to indulge in, something that is frivolous and pleasant in its frivolity. It’s not a necessity, not a must-have. It can be pointless, impractical, and weird but, above it all, it is always joyful.
That is why designer bags or shoes are considered to be status symbols. They are there for people to buy so they can show everybody that they can afford these frivolous things. That in itself makes people feel good.
This Is A $10,000 Tiffany & Co. Tin Can
Are we a joke to rich people?
This Plastic Clip From Prada Will Run You $495
But it does serve two purposes. On the one hand, it holds your hair back. It will also let strangers know that you're not a person that's worth talking to.
The fashion houses, of course, profit from that kind of attitude. They are happy that instead of charging what is fair compared to their costs, they can charge whatever the customer is willing to pay. Which means they can often go over the standard mark up and can triple or even quadruple the price if they want.
However, one should not underestimate the price of creating a fashion piece. After all, it is art and it requires quite a lot of effort.
I Have $700 And I Want Shoes That Look Like They Were Made From Ball Sacks. What Am I To Do? Prada's Here For You
This Is A $1790 Balenciaga Trash Bag
We're Going To Look At A Very Special Coat From Rick Owens
Let me tell you up front, I always have something against white winter coats anyway, because I feel like they're absolutely going to get dirty no matter what you do, even if you're just walking down a street with salt on it. But these ridiculous arm things guarantee that it will get filthy. Part of what I find so funny here is that it's got these ludicrously long arms, but the actual arms are very short. This is not part of the jacket. So it has these ludicrously long sleeves, but not a sleeve where your arm needs to be. And why, why would you tuck it up? It's on sale now for nearly 2,000, marked down from 4,600. It is possible to wear the super long sleeve if you, like, yank it up your arm. I know they're trying to have a fashion moment. This is all I see. Anyone who's watched Studio Ghibli, all I see.
Albert Elbaz, a brilliant designer who has worked for Lanvin, Yves Saint Laurent, and many more fashion houses, once described how elaborate his process of creating a garment is. “I took all the bones out, and I stitch, and to get there, you know, it took me forever. It took me six or seven dresses to make one. And it's time and it's money and we are not doing it in offshore countries - we pay 65% taxes in France! It is so much work.”
These Are $1,100 Alaia Ankle Boots
I hate these boots. I don't think this is creative. I think it's real Ed Gein looking.
Do I Want To Be Classy Or Rustic Today?
Well, I don't have to decide with a cross between this beer can shoe, gold brooch thing, and faux floral. Only 4k from Dolce & Gabbana.
$3790 For This Adidas Crossover From Balenciaga
“Doing a collection for me is almost like creating a vaccine,” he continued, “Once you create the one vaccine, then you can duplicate for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. But see if you can create it for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents, and the answer is no.”
It's A Clear, Gas Can Shaped Purse For $10,000 From Chanel
This Is A $940 Hermes Bucket
This Is A Little Mini Greenhouse From Tiffany's That Costs The Amount Of An Actual House
I have one of these, although it's unfinished wood instead of stering silver, has squeky rusted metal joints and cost maybe 5€. And I still think it looks much better than this.
The exclusivity of luxury goods also makes them expensive. You see, because of their exclusivity, they are made in small batches. Ironically, instead of lowering the production costs because one doesn’t use as many materials, this drives it up. In turn, the prices are higher as well.
These Sold Out
This Is $495, Not The Shirt Just This Rubber Woven Vest
This Is A $100,000 Louis Vuitton Toilet
Ideally, a high price means high quality. This certainly was true a decade or so back, when brands were producing luxury goods locally and employed local craftspeople to do the work. This meant that, yes, you might spend your whole paycheck (or a few of them) on a bag, but at least it will serve you for years to come. You also knew that the materials used to make your accessory were top-notch and everyone involved was paid fair wages. However, nowadays, that is not necessarily the case.
This Hamburger Ring Wouldn't Be Bad If It Came From Five Below, But It's $19,000
This Is An $18,000 Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver Ball Of Yarn
Presumably just to have around your house.
Give this to your cat and watch $18,000 of silver get ripped to pieces
This Is $1850 For A Pump Covered In Red Balloons
Just like any other business, the fashion business is all about making the most money by spending the least possible amount. This often means cutting costs in the production by using cheaper labor or cheaper materials.
It Is A $435 Sequined Dog Poop Bag From Celine
Does the person who buys this actually walk their own dog?
Jean Boot Thing
This Is A $710 Hermes Saddle Box
Now, this one I thought like, okay, you know, maybe it's Hermes, so it's really well made, like nice leather or something. It is cardboard covered with craft paper. Never let anyone say that rich people are better than poor. It's cardboard.
This is evident when you check the ethical production score of some of the luxury brands. For example, Versace has not taken any action to minimize microplastic impact or protect biodiversity in its supply chain. Chanel is also not doing anything about the hazardous chemicals used in clothes manufacturing. On top of that, both of them together with Dior and Louis Vuitton have never provided any evidence on paying living wages for everyone in the supply chain. And this is coming from brands that could afford all that.
This Terrible Top And Bottom Combo Costs Over $4000. So You Can Look Like This
This Is A $550 Tiffany & Co. Clothespin
This Is A $935 Sweater That Looks Like You Bought It At A Kiosk In The Mall
So, the next time you wish to splurge on something that’s fancy and of high quality, don’t just go for the most well-known brand assuming you’ll get a fair deal. Do a little bit of research and spend your hard-earned money on something that will truly serve you for years. And will not rip you off by charging $400 dollars for a dog poop bag.
This Scrunchie From Prada Will Run You $480
These Crazy High Boots From Vetements, They're Over $2000
Where is she going? Where are you going in this? Where are you going? Especially in a shirt that says staff?
They come in handy when you spontaneously feel the urge to jump into a river with your fishing rod 😁
This Is A Dog Dress That Costs More Than My Wedding Dress. I'm Aware She Looks Cuter, That Is Not The Point
This Just Looks Like Some Spongebob Squarepants Nonsense To Me
This Is An $800 Colored Pencil Set From Gucci
I mean, do you need to be shopping at Gucci for your colored pencils?
I can get more colors in a pen set at Walmart, and for a LOT less. I don't think that even has 20 colors in that set.
This Skinned-Yeti Looking Thing, Over $12,000
Some of this stuff is so ugly that it looks like it was specially designed for Kayne West and his wife.
OMG it does! I mean he's a lil bit off... Is she also?
Load More Replies...It is worth noticing that ppl who design this c**p are genius. Actual genius. Who else would dare to think somebody would buy it.
Don't glorify them. They know people would buy it because they see other c**p people would buy.
Load More Replies...I'm positive actual rich people don't buy this stuff. It's poor idiots trying to pretend to be rich.
People talk about old rich vs new rich. In reality, it's productive rich vs consumptive rich. This c**p is for the consumptive rich. Old rich stay away from such conspicuous consumption, because you don't hand down wealth from generation to generation being so stupid. Productive rich buys expensive stuff because it lasts better, works better, serves unique purposes, etc. Consumptive rich buys expensive stuff because they no longer have a clue how to spend so much money but want to show off how much money they want. Productive wealth is reinvested into expanding the economy and comes from filling an underserved societal need or desire; consumptive wealth is parasitic, taking "rent" (look up that economic term!) from society without creating anything beneficial. These are two endpoints on a spectrum. Unfortunately, so much of popular culture is created by the consumptive rich for the purpose of glorifying the consumptive rich.
At this point, I'm convinced the designers are making the ugliest/stupidest things they can imagine just to see if people will buy them.
I hate these stupid TikTok posts of these people sticking their fat ugly faces into their phone cameras and pointing.
I hate TikTok as well. I don’t see why she had to feature herself in every single picture.
Load More Replies...When I see something like this, it occurs to me that there are people in the world who live in really bad conditions. What could we do with the money instead of developing, buying or selling products for ridiculous amounts of money that no one really needs? Makes me sad. *edit: Don't want to start a political discussion here, but to share this perspective.
I can't shake the feeling that these are intended as a tax on dyslexics. People who can't tell the difference between $10,000 and $100.00 for example.
The other feeling I can't shake is that these are like modern art. Something awful that the buyer hopes can be sold for a profit in 20 to 50 years time, and/or a safe temporary portable haven for hot money. Safe in the sense that nobody will steal it.
Load More Replies...Any chance you could repost this without the narcissistic tiktokker's face blocking everything? Or better yet - don't post tiktoks because they are awful.
I am glad I am not rich, because apparently that'd require me to have the tackiest taste ever
Imagine been so rich and so unimaginative that this is what you spend your money on
Some of these items are really cute or funny. But the price. Oh my the price
The super wealthy don’t stoop to wearing blatantly branded designer clothes. Usually that’s “new money” failing at their attempts to be classy.
I don't actually know what it is the problem here. Are most of those objects ugly? Useless? Overpriced? Yes, they are. But if anyone wants to waste their money for that, why should I care?
Exactly, I hate it when people act like it's soooo bad to "waste" their own money. If they want to spend it then let them.
Load More Replies...We used to buy from these brands for good clothes, now we buy clothes for these brands...
Anyone watch ozarks? It just feels like it has to be money laundering
I would have read some of that if her face had not been plastered aver every photo!
I almost wonder if this is a dadist send up of the idea that rich folk have earned their wealth by being brighter than the rest of us.
Some of this stuff is so ugly that it looks like it was specially designed for Kayne West and his wife.
OMG it does! I mean he's a lil bit off... Is she also?
Load More Replies...It is worth noticing that ppl who design this c**p are genius. Actual genius. Who else would dare to think somebody would buy it.
Don't glorify them. They know people would buy it because they see other c**p people would buy.
Load More Replies...I'm positive actual rich people don't buy this stuff. It's poor idiots trying to pretend to be rich.
People talk about old rich vs new rich. In reality, it's productive rich vs consumptive rich. This c**p is for the consumptive rich. Old rich stay away from such conspicuous consumption, because you don't hand down wealth from generation to generation being so stupid. Productive rich buys expensive stuff because it lasts better, works better, serves unique purposes, etc. Consumptive rich buys expensive stuff because they no longer have a clue how to spend so much money but want to show off how much money they want. Productive wealth is reinvested into expanding the economy and comes from filling an underserved societal need or desire; consumptive wealth is parasitic, taking "rent" (look up that economic term!) from society without creating anything beneficial. These are two endpoints on a spectrum. Unfortunately, so much of popular culture is created by the consumptive rich for the purpose of glorifying the consumptive rich.
At this point, I'm convinced the designers are making the ugliest/stupidest things they can imagine just to see if people will buy them.
I hate these stupid TikTok posts of these people sticking their fat ugly faces into their phone cameras and pointing.
I hate TikTok as well. I don’t see why she had to feature herself in every single picture.
Load More Replies...When I see something like this, it occurs to me that there are people in the world who live in really bad conditions. What could we do with the money instead of developing, buying or selling products for ridiculous amounts of money that no one really needs? Makes me sad. *edit: Don't want to start a political discussion here, but to share this perspective.
I can't shake the feeling that these are intended as a tax on dyslexics. People who can't tell the difference between $10,000 and $100.00 for example.
The other feeling I can't shake is that these are like modern art. Something awful that the buyer hopes can be sold for a profit in 20 to 50 years time, and/or a safe temporary portable haven for hot money. Safe in the sense that nobody will steal it.
Load More Replies...Any chance you could repost this without the narcissistic tiktokker's face blocking everything? Or better yet - don't post tiktoks because they are awful.
I am glad I am not rich, because apparently that'd require me to have the tackiest taste ever
Imagine been so rich and so unimaginative that this is what you spend your money on
Some of these items are really cute or funny. But the price. Oh my the price
The super wealthy don’t stoop to wearing blatantly branded designer clothes. Usually that’s “new money” failing at their attempts to be classy.
I don't actually know what it is the problem here. Are most of those objects ugly? Useless? Overpriced? Yes, they are. But if anyone wants to waste their money for that, why should I care?
Exactly, I hate it when people act like it's soooo bad to "waste" their own money. If they want to spend it then let them.
Load More Replies...We used to buy from these brands for good clothes, now we buy clothes for these brands...
Anyone watch ozarks? It just feels like it has to be money laundering
I would have read some of that if her face had not been plastered aver every photo!
I almost wonder if this is a dadist send up of the idea that rich folk have earned their wealth by being brighter than the rest of us.