The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why is it called “beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll?

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Phantom Lion 2 years ago

the world may never know

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Can blind people see their dreams?

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Luke Branwen 2 years ago

I think it depends on whether they're born blind or lost their sight later in life

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If an ambulance hits someone on the road while transporting someone to a hospital, do they bring that person with them too?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

The ambulances I have seen would not have room for more than one patient, so I suppose they would call for another.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually tuns on?

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Emi 2 years ago

Its like a bomb... it goes off and kinda kills your dream

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If people from Poland are called Poles, do you call people from Holand ‘Holes’?

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-Rexed- 2 years ago

What about people from Germany? Germs?

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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?

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Amanda Cruz 2 years ago

The ocean would be less deep if we removed the spounges!

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Do you need to set an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting you?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

If they aren't expecting you, they don't have the skills that they advertise.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Is the sea salty because the shore never waves back?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

No, but it might have to do with the average ejaculation by a blue whale is about a gallon.

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What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Get milk. Better question would be "What do cows drink?" - Water, only calves drink milk.

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Why is it that when people are asked what they would bring to a deserted island, they never answer ‘a boat’?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

A boat by itself won't help much. Which direction do you go? How far are you willing to go? Can you row? Do you know anything about sailing? Setting off in a boat might be more dangerous than staying on the island.

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Why do we say that we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, but when we try to express it, we say we have to get it off of our chests?

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the laughing koala 2 years ago

it is actually a reference to the titan Atlas

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If prunes are dried plums, where do they get prune juice from?

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the laughing koala 2 years ago

maybe dry the plum juice?

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Why do we say ‘after dark’ when it’s actually really after light?

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Isabella Moreno 2 years ago

I never though of that!😮

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think When people go soul-searching does it mean they are ghost-hunting?

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sturmwesen 2 years ago

it's more like gathering

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Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

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Luke Branwen 2 years ago

Pizza is a miracle of geometry - it's a circle stored in a square box eaten in triangular pieces.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why do we have to call it “shipping,” even when it gets delivered by plane or truck?

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Tsvetomira Videnova 2 years ago

Also I wonder why people call it "shipping" in the meaning of liking/supporting a romantic relationship between two fictional characters or even between two real people.

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#17

If wine is just grape juice, does that mean beer is wheat juice?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Wine is not just grape juice - it needs to ferment.

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#18

If you decide to describe yourself as indecisive, are you decisive or indecisive?

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CheesyNinja4ever 2 years ago

... let me think for a bit...

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After all these funny, stupid questions, you might wonder what makes up a dumb question. So here’s some information to help you sort between the intelligent and stupid questions you will ask.

What Does a Stupid Question Mean?

It refers to a question that is obvious or has a clear answer that even a simpleton should know. Sometimes, stupid questions people ask can be extremely hilarious, awkward, or bizarre. There is no limit to how idiotic a question can be. Here are some stupid questions people ask Siri.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing or if you swallow it, too?

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Answering Machine 2 years ago

Swallowing will cost you extra.

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#20

If the important thing is to get up after falling, why don’t we just learn better balance?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Welp in the process of learning better balance we will still be picking ourselves up from falling. This is due to learning not being at all the same as learnt.

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#21

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think You’ve been tossed into an insane asylum. What do you tell the people there to prove to them that you don’t belong inside?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

I don't have medical insurance.

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#22

What do you call a male lady bug?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Non-binary?

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#23

If all of the world is in debt, where did that money go? Who do we owe money to?

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Answering Machine 2 years ago

The monopoly man of course! Go to jail!

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#24

How different would science be if Newton sat under a coconut tree instead of an apple tree?

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Injun Joe 2 years ago

We'd probably know him as the guy that died of a fallen coconut.

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#25

Do Roman nurses and health care workers refer to an IV as a four?

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Janet Graham 1 year ago

Hahhahahahah

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What makes the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

A wise guy thinks he has all the answers, a wise man knows that he does not.

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Why do people say that something sells like ‘hotcakes’ if they sell out fast? How fast do hotcakes sell?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Obviously faster than anything else.

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#28

If there’s a New Zealand, where did the Old Zealand go?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Into the Zea...

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Why is it that you may drink a drink but not food a food?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Because food isn't a verb. Fooding might be a verb.. depends on the usage, and definition.

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#30

Why are chickpeas called chickpeas when they’re neither chicks nor peas?

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Tams21 2 years ago

I like the German better. Kichererbsen - Gigglepeas

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#31

If eating your dessert before a meal will spoil your appetite, then won’t eating a meal before your dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Hopefully, yes.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why do women and men’s shoe sizes have to be different? Why can’t it be one size chart that just goes through all foot sizes?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Also why can't all shoemakers agree on how big a size 40 shoe is?

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#33

Why did they name Donkey Kong that way if he’s a monkey and not a donkey?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Translation error basically. The person who made up the name got some things mixed up. The "monkey" part is from King Kong, also known as king of the apes. And being an a*s (donkey), was the same as being stupid. The correct english name was supposed to be "Stupid Monkey". Make more sense now? Don't believe me? Look it up.

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#34

Is it possible that we are just aliens on this earth and people don't even know it?

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Michael Rowe 2 years ago

Thats the plot of Battlestar Galactica

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#35

If dragons can breathe fire, what happens when they accidentally sneeze?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Forest fires.

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#36

If you pamper a cow and give it lots of stuff, does it produce spoiled milk?

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Alegra Ramstad 1 year ago

No just spoiled children.

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What Are Some Stupid Questions You Can Ask With No Answers?

People love puzzles and solving them quickly. But some just don’t seem to have a solution. If you love stupid questions with answers, these queries will break your brain. To help you ease in, here are just three dumb questions to ask:

What time did time begin?
Why is a manhole round?
If you decide to be indecisive, which are you?

If you want to challenge yourself further, you might also like this list of 63 impossible questions that don’t have straightforward answers.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why is room temperature used as a measurement of warmth when not all rooms have the same temperature?

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Nicky 2 years ago

How do you take a room's temperature if it doesn't have a mouth?

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Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Well, some of then don't wear masks. They attract attention to their underwear, so people wouldn't look at their faces.

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#39

Why do we say that people work like a dog if they work all day when all dogs do is lie around?

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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago

Because dogs actually used to work (and many still do) like: Herding sheep or cattle, helping their owners hunt for food, some dogs worked on ships & rescued human workers that would fall overboard as well as helped to keep the vermin population down, some were bred to be big and strong so they could protect the family or village from lions and wolves, some worked with the police, some little dogs were bred to go to ground and chase away things that would eat their family's crops. These dogs would work from dusk till dawn every day. Hence "work like a dog."

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#40

What if you are left on a stranded island with a bottle of cola and Mentos?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Then you could either have a last meal or have fun for the last time before you starve.

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#41

If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

What about no change?

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#42

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Depends from country to country. But the deepest hole ever made was only about 7km (aprox 5 miles) So good luck with that.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Do penguins have knees?

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Answering Machine 2 years ago

Yes, but their knees are strong which make them horrible at rap music. Everybody knows your knees gotta be weak and arms are heavy to rap.

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#44

Why is drowsiness listed as a side-effect for sleeping pills?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Seems like we should just call it an effect.

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#45

Why are there self-help groups if it’s supposed to be SELF help?

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Phantom Lion 2 years ago

because you can't get help by YOURSELF

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#46

Why do we say that something is ‘out of whack’? what is a whack in the first place?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Dictionaries really need to become a thing again. Whack: 1.a sharp or resounding blow. 2.a try or attempt. "Out of whack", either out of the range of a try or attempt. Or not being fixable by hitting the said object.

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#47

When they say that a specific dog food has a new and improved flavor, who tests it?

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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

If it's new... it can't be improved and if it's improved, it can't be new.

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#48

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Do dentists just really like making you uncomfortable by asking you questions while you can’t speak?

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Injun Joe 2 years ago

Yes. One of those job perks that people secretly enjoys.

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#49

Why do they say “one size fits all” when it clearly doesn’t fit a baby?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

That is actually quite of a good question.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it is white and covered with ice?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

It was greener when first discovered - prior to a period of cooling in the Middle Ages. But apart from that, it was also propaganda to make it seem more attractive. There were Viking colonies in Greenland for centuries, but they all eventually died out.

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#51

If we are clean before using bath towels, why do we wash them?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Because we still exfoliate skin cells.

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#52

Why is the word for 'a fear of long words,' hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

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Luke Branwen 2 years ago

For the same reason the fear of palindromes was dubbed "aibohphobia"

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#53

Is soup eaten or drunk?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago (edited)

If it is a really delicious soup I drink the rest after eating what I could eat with my spoon, but only when I am alone of course.

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What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

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Regina phalange 2 years ago

A epic movie!

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What Is the Saying About Stupid Questions?

There is a famous phrase about dumb questions, namely:

“There is no such thing as a stupid question.” This phrase means that you should always seek knowledge. If one person knows less than others, they should not be afraid to ask rather than pretend they know.

This phrase comes from Carl Sagan’s work “The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark.”

That’s why you should embrace this idea and find stupid questions to ask your friends. You can start with this list of 40 dumb questions people have been asked.

#55

If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?

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Nicky Hands 2 years ago

Marijuana! The most beneficial plant on earth! Medical, building, clothing, education uses are just a few of the things this amazing plant can do! ✌🏻🥰✌🏻

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#56

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Humans.

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#57

What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Currently? None.

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#58

If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?

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Jynxiecat 2 years ago

"I know where you hide your snacks and I'm not afraid to tell the rest of the family"

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#59

You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Who are they and where are you going?

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Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

My oldest sister, an ex co worker and an ex friend. We going to Somalia so I can trade them for safe passage somewhere with less crime.

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#60

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?

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riri_shizu 1 month ago

If the defendant in question does not have sufficient funds to hire a lawyer, the court will appoint him one.

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#61

Why are there things called unsolved mysteries? Shouldn’t they be unsolved in the first place to be called a mystery?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Once something is deemed a mystery, it can retain that status even when it's solved later.

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#62

Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Most fish has reproductive strategy where they have large number of offspring and only a handful of them survives. Mermaids have human-like society, which is not compatible with this mode of reproduction. Therefore, they birth live children like some sharks, and those children most likely attack and devour one another in the womb until only one is left (analogically to those sharks).

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#63

Where did dictionary makers look to find the meanings for the words before dictionaries were in existence?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

It was like before the internet. You asked your parents and if they didn’t know then you were SOL.

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#64

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Can atheists get insurance policies that cover acts of God?

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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago

It doesn't matter if *I* believe in acts of god. When it involves parting with their money it's the insurance companies' sudden lack of faith that's the trouble.

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#65

What does ‘ok’ actually mean?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

So when “o.k.” appeared in print, it was intended to be the shortening of “oll korrect,” the humorous misspelling of “all correct.”

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#66

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Is it possible to blow up a balloon while you’re under water?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Only if you can do it in one puff.

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#67

If a boy named after his dad is called junior, what do you call a girl named after her mom?

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Jericho Lugo 2 years ago

Jane-ior

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Why is it that we call something "cool" when it's not really cold?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Well, young people have something called slang.

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#69

Why didn’t the 3 Little Piggies build a house underground?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

That was the idea of the fourth piggy. He wasn't included from the start because nobody could find his house.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Is it possible that every new day is just the same day over again?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Nope, as basic evidence the weather changes....

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#71

Who invents words and how do they get them validated?

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

In France you do actually have a board of intellectuals that debate over how new items should be called not to lose words sounding too un-french. Like computer...they decided on it being named 'un ordinateur'

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#72

When we have a thought, what's really going on in our brain?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Electrical impulses? (asking, not telling)

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What Is a Good Random Nonsense Question to Ask Someone?

There are endless options of dumb questions to ask your friends or even strangers. Here are three of the wackiest:

If you had to give up brushing your teeth or wiping your butt, which one would it be and why?
What’s one thing that doesn’t smell great, but you want to keep smelling it anyway?
If you had three new siblings, what would their personalities be like?

Whether you use these questions to lighten the mood or as a conversation starter, they will surely be a hit. Fair warning: People might keep asking for more. In case you need help finding other tricky queries, here are some interesting and stupid would you rather questions you can ask.

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How is it possible that we can have the same brain but different intelligence?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

We don't have the same brain, as we do not share brains. We have similar brains.

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#74

When tree leaves change color, do they say “new look, who dis?”

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Somehow, I doubt this. 🙄

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If blue is the color of the sky, then what’s the color of the land?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

A better question is.. Why do so many people call this planet earth.. It's not it's name, just partially what it is made of. (The name is Tellus.)

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Do you think self-help authors don't need advice?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Personally I'd be happy if they just stopped giving advice, but that's just me.

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#77

If sunglasses are for protection, why do they make people look suspicious?

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CheesyNinja4ever 2 years ago

Because now they are shady.. bum bum tsss

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#78

If you could talk to animals, would you tell them all your secrets?

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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago

Anyone can talk to animals. You've got to be wary of those that start answering, though. Take their advice with a grain of salt or two.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn't smell particularly good?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

poop

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#80

Where do lost socks go when they go missing?

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

If we knew the answer to that...they wouldn't go missing. 🙆

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If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?

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the laughing koala 2 years ago

rhinoceros + horse = unicorn

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?

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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

I know what part our wives would pick...

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#83

Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Wiping my a*s, I use water and wash it anyway.

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#84

During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

In a community. No one person can know everything, and in order to actually learn as much as possible, you need the collective knowledge of many.

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#85

You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

You don't, you would be burned at the stake.

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#86

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Would you rather have a disease that makes you say every thought that ever crosses your mind, or a disease that makes you react very inappropriately to all the interactions that happen to you and around you?

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

That's already very common...never heard it being called a disease though.

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#87

You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Knocking all the shelves over while trying to parcour over them.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If a Smurf starts to choke, what color it will it become?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Purple.

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#89

Who came up with names for things? Like, who stood in front of a door and said ‘hmm, this is a door’?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

I think most things are named in some way by what it does or what it looks like and what that’d be in Latin. It’s funny when it’s wrong. Like ‘lunatic’ from the Latin word ‘luna’ meaning moon was because it was believed that phases of the moon induced insanity.

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#90

Why do the words ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ mean different things when look and see are nearly synonyms?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

An overlook can be a pleasant spot to oversee. Or you can overlook the overlook and pass by.

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What Are Some Stupid Questions to Ask a Girl?

Let’s say you plan on making a girl laugh with silly questions. Ask her these questions if you want her to find you hilarious and thought-provoking. Only if you know her well enough because they might be too dumb to ask a stranger. Here’s what you can ask her:

What would you do first if you were a man for a day?
If you had to Marie Kondo your kitchen, what would you keep?
If criminals turn themselves in, shouldn’t they get the reward money?
If you could pick a mythical creature as your protector, which one would it be?

If you want to push the envelope and confuse her thoroughly, try out some of these face-palm-worthy stupid questions people have asked.

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If a person suffering from amnesia was suddenly cured, would they remember that they had no memory?

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Jericho Lugo 2 years ago

Yes, that’s literally what happened to a friend of ours

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Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

This is common with fruit. Dragonfruit doesn't taste like a dragon, starfruit doesn't taste like a star, and jackfruit doesn't taste like Jack.

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#93

Why is it necessary to nail down a coffin’s lid? Are we expecting what’s inside to try to break free?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

No, but someone outside might steal what's inside.

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#94

Captain America has a shield, but where’s his sword?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

sir america doesn't hit the same

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#95

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think When you eat a gummy bear, do you eat the head or the feet first?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

What size are you gummy bears, and where can I get some?

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Would you ever kiss a dirty animal if it were really cute?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

I think I would not notice if it was really cute

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#97

How many times do you think you've sneezed in your lifetime?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

More than five, less than ten million.

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#98

Why is the chicken even crossing the road? Where are its owners?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

On the other side of the road.

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#99

Why do we walk dogs, it seems more like the dogs are walking us?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

Pulling madly and excitedly in the case of the late lamented beagle Georgy Girl.

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#100

If a mom tells a bad joke, do we call it a mom joke or a dad mom joke?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

In that case it is only considered to be a bad joke.

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#101

If a white flag means surrender, does a black flag mean attack?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Well, pirate flag is black, so...

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why do people say I got your back if danger usually comes right at your front?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

In case it doesn't.

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#103

Why is it hard for women to put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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#104

Why are you always curious, as if you are Sherlock Holmes?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Because I dislike not knowing why something is the way it is.

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#105

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What do you think will your last words be?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

This sucks.

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#106

What happens to the people born on February 29? Do the stay one year old until 4 years pass?

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the laughing koala 2 years ago

yes they do

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#107

What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

A porno, a cucumber and Vaseline.

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#108

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Something pretty stupid and definitely funny.

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What Are Stupid Questions to Ask a Guy?

If you are stuck in a boring conversation with a guy, it’s time to whip out some stupid and hilarious questions. It’s always best to keep a handy list of conversation starters and brain teasers ready to keep the discussion alive. Here are three of the silliest questions you can ask that might elicit a chuckle from a guy:

What would your post-apocalyptic job be if you managed to survive the apocalypse?
What’s the most imaginative insult you can use right now?
What is the funniest name you have heard in the real world?

If that still doesn’t work, you can stump him further with this list of 145 confusing questions.

#109

If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?

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Phil Clarke 1 year ago

me, id weed out stupidity like tik tok and social media. go back to the way it was initially designed for

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#110

If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?

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Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

People week. Every person in the world would be celebrated without prejudice. It would start be May 12-19. Every single person gets an extra day that week off work paid. This is the reason for the whole week so it can include first responders, doctors, nurses....literally everyone.

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#111

A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

An elevator door button.

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#112

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago (edited)

The name (and title) of his or her spouse

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#113

You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Shoot meatballs. I would call myself.. Köttbullemannen. (The meatball man in swedish)

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#114

You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community?

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Libstak 2 years ago

If a cat crosses your path you must pet it. If a cat meows you must feed it. If a cat is sleeping you must tip toe around it.

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#115

Why is it called ‘shipping’ if it goes by truck? Why is it called ‘cargo’ when it goes by ship?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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#116

Why do they say ‘like taking candy from a baby’ when babies tend to be greedy with candy? Wouldn’t it be easier to take money from a baby?

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Via Hawk 2 years ago

My two year old sister once traded me five dollars for a chocolate chip. One chocolate chip, because “I don’t need this paper with a grandpa on it”

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#117

Do hummingbirds hum because they can’t remember any of the words?

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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

Yeah and it really pisses off the songbirds.

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#118

Is it possible to see someone’s tears underwater?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

if they had goggles yeah

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#119

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What symbol represents zero in the roman numerals?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

None, the concept of the 0 is from arabic or indian origin.

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#120

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If you can say that you’re speechless, doesn’t that mean that you were able to talk, and are thus, not speechless?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

It would mean that you can talk, but cannot find words to say.

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#121

Why is it that you can’t hum while your nose is plugged? Do we hum through our mouths or through our noses?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Why is it that I can hum with my nose is plugged?

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#122

Do people with a stutter also stutter in their thoughts?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

No.

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#123

Why do we use leaf-blowers instead of leaf-suckers?

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Jimmy Weese 2 years ago

Because nature abhors a vacuum?

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#124

Why do we find the smell of gasoline good?

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CheesyNinja4ever 2 years ago

I don't. I hate it.

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#125

Is it possible that our brain is telling us what to see? That our eyes are lying to us.

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Yes. Ever seen a magic trick?

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#126

Do you think Adam had a belly button since God created him?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Let's be honest - a prankster who leaves fake fossils in the ground would absolutely give him a belly button.

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What Are Some Stupid Questions People Have Googled?

We live in an age where people can just Google a doubt if they feel confused rather than take a few seconds to think about it. Many people ask the search engine strange and bizarre questions that should have been carefully considered.

Here are some of the weirdest:

1. Am I Pregnant?

A whopping 90,000 women ask this question monthly rather than using a pregnancy test.

2. How do I get home?

Luckily, Google has devised a clever retort for it and asks, ‘Where’s home?’

3. Does farting burn calories?

Rather than telling you the answer, we’d like to see you Google it and become one of the many who’ve researched this question.

4. When will I die?

The search engine seems all-knowing, but methinks its powers can only go so far.

5. Why are we here?

We’re still awaiting an answer on this one. Let Google know if you find out.

#127

Do window cleaners get tired of seeing their own reflections all day?

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#128

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Is it possible that men and women are from different planets?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

No.

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#129

Why do guys all want to share gross stories with each other?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

it's a global competition girls weren't invited to

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#130

If newborns smell good, shouldn’t our smell improve as we age?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

They only smell nice until the first eruption from any one of a number of orifices.

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#131

If blood tastes metallic, does that mean vampires like to snack on metal?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

If the person they snacked on had lead poisoning and they liked it, would they be into Heavy Metal?

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#132

What would happen if makeup didn't exist in our culture?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Beauty standards would improve exponentially.

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#133

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think When someone is sad, we say they’re blue, so if someone is really sad are they dark blue?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Then they are black or in a black hole

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#134

If bananas have a peel, does that mean we’re skinning it to eat its insides?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

We do that with MOST of our food.

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#135

When people say someone lost their marbles, why don’t they help look for them?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Maybe because they know that those marbles are not real

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#136

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why is it that we always come up with different nicknames for things?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

cause we're 2 lazy 2 say 'em properly

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#137

If you were a kitten, what would your name be?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

Gargantua.

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#138

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What if the alphabet started with the letter Z?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

It does, if you are left-handed.

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#139

When you talk in your sleep, is that your true self trying to come out?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

No that would likely be one of my stupid and funny dreams

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#140

When you’re saying goodbye to someone, why do they call it waving if there’s no water involved?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Wave is primarily a kind of motion, not an object.

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#141

Who would you bite first if you were a mosquito?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Trick question - mosquitoes stab, they don't bite.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If you were real-life Jack Sparrow, whom would you take on your pirate ship?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Someone rich and famous. Then I'd demand ransom.

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#143

Somebody kidnaps you and tattoos all your body, and leaves you back home. What would be your reaction?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

If it is the guy who has done most of my tattoos; Awesome!

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#144

Can toddlers remember their dreams?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Remember, very likely. Articulate, very unlikely.

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#145

If someone owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Depends on the country.

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#146

Can cats understand dog language?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Some cats are very good at understanding others language, but my eldest would probably just look puzzled if anyone other than a cat talks to him.

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#147

Why didn’t Dora’s parents say anything to her despite the fact that she roamed all day?

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Robert Trebor 2 years ago

When I was young, back in the 50s my folks had no idea where I was, and didn't worry unless I was late for meals.

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#148

What are the things you will do if your gender will be changed for a day?

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Kyra Noelle 4 months ago

If I had the power, Equality for everyone, regardless of money, sex, race, religion etc.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What would you leave me in your last will and testament right now, if you were to die?

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Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

Nothing.

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#150

Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Why use cheat codes? Regeneration of all HP and status ailments by sleeping is all I want.

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#151

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

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Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Depends on what gun they are going to use. 🤣

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#152

You’ve been alone on a desert island for nearly a decade and you’re finally brought back to civilization. You’re handed the keys to the presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first – use the bathroom or sleep in the king-sized bed?

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Libstak 2 years ago

Use the bathroom, shower then soak in a scented spa bath.

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#153

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think You’re homeless and only have one choice of clothing – a tattered, oversized white shirt with very thin fabric and lots of holes, or an extremely tight flesh-colored set of underwear. What’ll it be?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

the shirt

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#154

If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Odd numbered letters???

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#155

If a doctor has a heart attack while performing a surgery, will the other doctors and nurses present work on him first?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

I think they work on whoever’s life is most in danger.

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#156

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think If roses are red, why are violets blue?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

They are blue because their ancestors found that bees would be attracted to that colour

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#157

Why do they say ‘giving my two cents’ when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Because people always overestimate their own abilities.

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#158

If an unidentified flying object fell to the ground and people were able to identify what it was, would it be called a flying object?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Yes.

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#159

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Do you think the big toe feels self-conscious about being the “BIG” toe?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

No it’s proud. Leader of the pack!

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#160

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Who invented the word "book?"

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#161

If he had been bitten by a radioactive man, would Spiderman’s name have been Manman?

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Fraser WILSON 12 months ago

manman: across the man-verse

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#162

Why is it that people believe in the idea of love?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Because it's a good reproductive strategy.

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#163

Where does the word "lit" really come from?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Based on the past tense of the verb light, lit as a slang term has been part of the English language since the 1910s. It first meant “intoxicated,” perhaps because one's appearance or behavior was perceived as lit (or “lighted up”) when they were under the influence.

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#164

If a balloon pops in a vacuum, can you hear it?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

No if I were in a vacuum I would be dead

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#165

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Who referees the referees?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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#166

If you could merge two countries, what would they be?

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Lauren S 2 years ago

America and Canada because then the US could finally have free healthcare. And Canadians in general tend to be really wonderful, friendly, polite people. Also, maybe they’d teach French in school from an early age and more of us could be bilingual. But the question is, would the Canadians have us?

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#167

Why do people say goodbye when they again meet you the next day at the office?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

There is always the slight hope that one of you dies before the next day.

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#168

What if the world ends today?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Then this comment gets no replies.

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#169

The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think What is the soundtrack of your life?

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Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Mozarts piano concerto nr . 20

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#170

Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Horse the size of cat. The mouse-sized cat would be swiftly killed by my other cats

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#171

The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?

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Libstak 2 years ago

To the top of the highest hill so I can aim downwards and pile em up.

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#172

What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a brand that sells wart removal cream?

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 2 years ago

Takes away at least a few of your lumps (im less creative when im sleepy)

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#173

What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Durian

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#174

If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value.

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Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

Just rain is fine. Without it we don't have any plants at all.

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#175

If you throw your cat outside, will it be called kitty litter?

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#176

Why didn’t they list the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?

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Sven Anderson 2 years ago

Because you fell for it.

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#177

Do car tires get tired?

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Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

No, they wear out.

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The Most Stupid Questions to Make You Laugh and Think Why do dogs sniff each other’s bums?

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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Their IDs are there.

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If you had three extra siblings, what would be your birth order and what personalities would you like them to have?

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