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I firmly believe that cooking is a form of art. A delicious one at that! However, there is a fine line between truly aesthetic dishes and food that is simply pretentiousness plopped on a plate. And sometimes… sometimes you just want a burger, you know? With normal buns instead of portobello mushroom caps and ketchup instead of 13 types of hand-made condiments spaced out on a drumset. There’s nothing wrong with simplicity. When done right.

However, a lot of chefs and restaurants believe that they’re more important than they really are and they try to show this through the food they serve. Finding the perfect balance between looks and taste isn’t for them, no sirree! Instead, they opt to create the most ‘dazzling’ dishes that end up overwhelming and confusing the customers.

The crème de la crème of pretentiousness ends up on the r/StupidFood subreddit that is dedicated to shaming the most arrogant food creations on Planet Earth. Have a taste of their best (or is that worst?) photos and remember to give the food that you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot spork a big ol’ upvote. Grab your silverware and let’s go!

I had a chat about the subreddit with Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood. I was also interested to find out more about aesthetics and pretentiousness in food, so I reached out to talented pie artist Jessica Clark-Bojin, the founder of 'The Pieous' project and author of 'Pies are Awesome.' Scroll down for Bored Panda's in-depth interviews with Clackpot, as well as with Jessica, who spoke about the importance of cooking to put a smile on someone else's face and why it's worth experimenting with food.

Redditor Clackpot, who founded the r/StupidFood subreddit, went into detail about the community with Bored Panda. They noted that the pretentiousness in food lies in the chef, not the actual dish itself.

"It's not a binary choice," Clackpot said when I asked where the line between pretentious and fancy food lies. "Supremely wonderful food can also be sphincter-tighteningly precious, and I will cheerfully deride the pretension whilst also applauding the skill and imagination required. And really the pretension in food is about the creator, not the food itself nor the outcome. Consequently, although it is very difficult to define what makes food stupid, it's actually very easy to decide whether it is stupid or not, it's a subjective call which we are all equipped to make," they told Bored Panda.

The founder also told us a bit about how they founded the subreddit in the first place (you can find the full story on their wiki!). "In a nutshell, I was bored and hungover one Saturday morning five years ago and I knocked it together and forgot about for more than a year until it started to gain a little traction," they shared with Bored Panda.

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Delectable!

Delectable!

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Random Anon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay I'm going to be honest and say that looks the aftermath from the beer and green curry the previous night.

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Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

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The 'Stupid Food' community has changed "immensely" over the 6-and-a-bit years since being founded. Instead of trying to control it with an iron fist, Clackpot let it grow naturally. "Stupid Food is an entirely different creature to what I originally envisaged, but I've allowed it to grow in its own way and here we are. To be honest, I don't like the modern Stupid Food nearly as much as the thing I conceived but it has been fascinating to watch it grow and mature," they opened up.

Moderating the actual community is a fairly easy task, however. Something that many of us Pandas probably didn't expect to hear. "You might think that a sub racking up millions of pageviews per month would be infested with the worst of humanity but it's actually amazingly easy to handle with just two main moderators, myself and /u/VodkaBarf. I seriously hope that it never gets toxic because I fear it could get out of hand very quickly. But I feel that by allowing the sub to grow into its own thing without too much steering or interference, it has developed an identity of sorts and maybe that encourages mostly tolerable behavior."

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Clackpot added that making any 'absolute' statements about cooking or food would be "unmitigated piffle." For them, food is extremely subjective, while pretending that we've found some objective truth is "completely meaningless, and indeed approaching Stupid Food level of pretension. "Food is a highly subjective thing which each of us experiences individually/ Literally every human being consumes food and we each have our own view, some of which will differ wildly from one another," they said.

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Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

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Butter Knife

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But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

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The ‘Stupid Food’ subreddit has been naming and shaming arrogant dishes for more than half a decade, since April of 2015. In that time, it’s amassed a following of 306.5k redditors who are always hungry for new content. We just hope their appetite doesn’t grow bigger than the members’ ability to sate it with new and interesting photos…

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The subreddit’s tagline is “Pretentiousness. On a plate. Without the plate.” The moderators note that the group is “a place to lambast idiotic methods of serving food, or any other epicurean insanity worthy of ridicule.” I love this extremely colorful description. But what I enjoy even more is that they also have a TL;DR follow up, in the spirit of simplicity being the best approach: “Food. Point. Laugh.”

Pie artist Jessica also believes that it's not the food but the creators who can be pretentious (or not). "There is no such thing as pretentious food, only pretentious chefs (I say this with tongue planted firmly in cheek!) But seriously, I believe that with food art, as with any art, the intention of the artist and the context in which the plate is presented have to be taken into consideration before one can truly judge the dish," Jessica told Bored Panda.

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Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They forgot to complete the deconstruction and put the coffee beans separately and give you a grinder along with it. Amateurs.

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"An over-the-top molecular gastronomy multiphasic sensory experience served in a family-style restaurant could certainly be considered pretentious... Then again, if the chef has a sense of humor and it is being served to elicit amusement and give the diners a bit of a chuckle, suddenly it's not pretentious anymore," pie artist Jessica pointed out to Bored Panda that the context and the intentions are vital whether something could be called pretentious or now.

"My own pies may be considered 'fancy' to some, maybe even bordering on pretentious at times (can a pie be pretentious?)... But everything I create, I do so with the very humble intention of putting a smile on someone's face—and I'm not stingy about sharing my techniques so others can replicate my work. I think if chefs create with open hearts and an honest wish to make the recipients of their food happy, their food can't be pretentious, no matter how complex, epic, or over-the-top, it is."

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Pickles Brined In Monster

Pickles Brined In Monster

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Jihana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't have had to try them to know that (native speakers: was that sentence grammatically correct? I'm not sure)

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#11

Our Food Better

Our Food Better

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A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

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In Jessica's opinion, joy can be just as—if not more—important than taste. "Remember, food is something we experience with all of our senses, and our brain most of all. Yes, taste is a critical component... But I personally feel that when it comes to 'special occasion food' (as opposed to every day, keeping-you-on-your-feet food) joy and delight are even more critical components. If the fondant-covered cake you baked in the shape of your best friend's favorite childhood toy makes her burst into happy tears, does it matter if the sponge is a little dry? Is it a 'bad' cake because it looks better than it tastes? No. It's a good cake because it made someone you love really happy. Context and intention," she said.

I was also curious to understand how chefs and bakers should approach cooking in general, whether it's best to stick to simplicity and clarity or have the courage to experiment with their recipes and presentation. (Even if those experiments can sometimes leave the customers flabbergasted because they're a tad 'too much.') Jessica believes that it's vital to know what your customers want and, personally, she's all for experimentation because it can lead to something fantastic.

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#13

Deconstructed Greek Salad

Deconstructed Greek Salad

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that bad, just dump the onions and the other veg on the plate, add the oil and lemon and cheese and good to go

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#14

Spaghetti Sandwich

Spaghetti Sandwich

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Sori
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had something like this and was shocked how yummy it was

Ksenia M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean it's pasta and crispy fried bread, of course its good. There has got to be a better way to serve it though, at least put it on a plate and give people a knife and a fork

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Heidi Hunt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would eat this. Especially if that's garlic bread

Orion Countryman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you want Italians to destroy you but you're all out of pineapple

not your average weirdo
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks good though, even better if the bread is garlic bread 😋

April Pickett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You've got it all. Spaghetti, sauce, cheese, I hope that's garlic bread.

Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually really good. It looks gross, but assuming you like both mac and cheese and grilled cheese sandwiches it's delightful.

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Dee Lite
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it! Spaghetti sandwiches are freaking amazing.

RoseTheMad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with this. I mean, obviously slightly different, but "yakisoba pan" (bun filled with yakisoba noodles) is a popular street food in Japan. Besides, we often eat bread with pasta anyway.

Elaine Cornacchia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

spaghetti sandwiches are actually good but from my youth it was on simple white bread that was buttered - NO mozzarella.

Timothy Leung
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Japanese has something similar - soba-bun (fried soba noodles in a hotdog bun).

Jasmine Pavlich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has got to be amazing! Black people always use our spaghetti for sandwiches

Yehudit Hannah Cohn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"King of the Hill" includes a restaurant called "That's a Real Italiano" that serves this.

Edie Hart
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest son ate his spaghetti on a sandwich from the age of four. That was in 1985. He probably still does!

A D
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this looks ok but why they have to stuff it so much? will just fall apart

Alethia Nyx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a badly done version of a good idea, the way to do it is with a jaffle iron, so the filling gets trapped inside. Also maybe with a little less filling. I've never done it with spaghetti, but I have put bolognaise sauce and cheese in a jaffle, and it was amazing.

Bron
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many a Sunday night dinner, but with less spaghetti (ours was canned), no cheese and jaffled. Very yummy when you’re a kid and poor.

Angela Botticelli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always pile my spaghetti into garlic bread anyway so this would be right up my alley

leefi1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was similar to what my niece created on the brink of puberty at age 12. Then she got off of the couch and started moving.

More!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take left over bolognese sauce (not the spaghetti), spread it over puff pasty sheet, add some kalamata olives, sprinkle on lots of grated cheese, roll, slice and bake until golden. Tada! Pinwheels.

Randy Capistrano
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we do this where i come from actually. It's a hit during birthday parties.

Jack Holt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure it's tasty but if the filling falls out all over you then you need more bread. Preferably wholemeal, with a generous amount if melted butter

mummy pig
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When im too hungry and 1packet of ramen is not enough for me, I make sandwiched ramen. Its yummy and filling😋

Bored Batgirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I eat this all the time with left over spaghetti and it's delicious!

Stephanie Ventura-Montalvo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to make spaghetti and meatball sandwiches. Cut up the meatballs first before you saute them with the spaghetti, in equal parts olive oil and butter, and then serve it on toasted garlic bread. It's super good with provolone.

Big Mike (BigMike7302)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks awesome, as long as that is garlic bread or a Garlic bread grilled cheese with Mozz

GeeGee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serve with a mound of mashed potatoes….carbalicious!

Lori Whitwam
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually done this with leftover spaghetti and garlic bread, so... :)

Pheebs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to do this with the end piece of Italian bread. It was my pasta pocket, and was about the only way I didn’t wear spaghetti until I learned to twirl it properly on the fork.

Okiedokie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes. I have always wanted more bread with my tomato covered sort-of bread.

Nicki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually like to put my pasta on my garlic bread and eat it. It is really good!

Tonya Wallace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I eat them all the time. With a layer of cornbread stuffing and bean salad.

loopyli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't do this at home? I thought this was what the garlic toast was for?

Tiny Dancer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my Aussie youth, we travelled the world (parents were in a band) and would not leave home without our trusty Jaffle Iron. Like a sandwich press today, you put a little (nowhere near as much as this awful pic) cooked pasta or meat, eggs, Vegemite and cheese, whatever, between two slices of buttered bread and grill both sides on the stove. Excellent for campfires too. There's a good look at it here: https://www.amazon.ca/Romes-1205-Jaffle-Detachable-Handles/dp/B001AS9O6M.

Glowdaddy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather used to make these with left over spaghetti. Even better when its garlic bread.

Deborah B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I would eat that. Though I would make the bread, garlic bread. It would be awesome.

Mrs S
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very delicious, but when overfilled, just put the whole thing in a big bowl

AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be amazing especially if that's garlic bread. Just like spaghetti tacos. I know. I know when my kid (then 8) first told me (thanks i-Carly) we tried it just so I could be a good momma and let her cook. It's stupid easy, make spaghetti, put it a crunchy shell. It's friggin amazing. Messy. But amazing!!!!

Lynne Monteith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The English do tinned spaghetti on toast. I know because my Mum was English and served it to us.

SCamp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Putting aside how stupidly overstuffed it is, this is not the worst thing on this list

Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We saw Spaghetti Tacos on iCarly . Tried it out, surprisingly good.

Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It probably tastes good but i would need diet for the rest of my life after that!

Jean Nielsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We actually used to eat left over spaghetti sandwiches for lunch when I was growing up. Actually very good. You know how good spaghetti is the next day, put in garlic bread and YUM!

Billy Bob the 4th
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put spaghetti on my garlic bread ALL THE TIME. This looks like the ratio of spaghetti to bread might be off though.

Elsker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, don't people also use baked breadcrumbs as pasta garnish? so i guess the flavors go together ans this isn't all that silly. But after all these carbs i'd have to eat only broccoli for a week

Bella10
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toasted sandwiches filled with leftover spaghetti are delicious! Just maybe not this big a portion…..

Nicola Roberts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carbs with more carbs - perfect. Not sure they got the ratio right though.

Richard Liu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well actually the yakisoba (fried noodle) sandwich in Japan is comfort food for most local people.

Rob Woodman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure. Because Americans need more friggin empty starchy carbs—I think there’s like 5 over there who aren’t diabetic yet.

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"I'm sure opinions will vary on this, but I think it just comes down to knowing your customers. Do they enjoy being challenged? Do they like the adventure of trying something new and unexpected, and learning about new flavors, textures, and methodologies even if it means sometimes they won't love what they're putting in their face? Or are they at your establishment because they are expecting to receive something they reliably know will give them a specific, safe, and enjoyable experience every time?" Jessica listed all the considerations chefs should take.

"That's not to say that chefs can never evolve beyond their current offering – they just may have to be prepared to go through some growing pains as they slowly build a new customer base that appreciates their new offerings more. After all, it is important for the chef to love what they are creating too!" the pie artist told Bored Panda that finding a balance between keeping one's customer's content and evolving as a chef is important to keep everyone happy.

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"King's Hand"

"King's Hand"

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if it was filled with something sweet, not greek salad it might be a fun Halloween snack

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Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

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Heidi Hunt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd eat it. If you read what it actually is it sounds good and it has a chocolate bone in it 😋

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Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just flip the slice on its side and drizzle on more caramel or add ice cream.

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Jessica revealed that she's an "experimental pie baker" herself, so she's a bit biased when it comes to the safety vs. experimentation debate. "I think experimenting with new techniques, new flavors, new designs, etc. is awesome! Yeah, it blows up in your face sometimes (sometimes literally), and yeah, your customers may hate your new creations sometimes... but sometimes they'll absolutely love them. Sometimes, you'll capture that 'lightning in a bottle' and start a new food art trend that puts your establishment on the map. You never know until you try!"

If you’re raring to post on r/StupidFood (we’ve all experienced food that’s been at least 50% arrogance at some point in our lives), there are a few specific rules that you should be aware of. Obviously, you have to act like a decent human being while in the community, but that’s true for every subreddit and every social sphere.

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Toast Water

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Vero
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well...no, if a want somethiing that taste like a toast, I just make a toast. I know I know, Im just weird like that

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The sub’s mods note that the essence of the group is to shame food (albeit in a gentle manner). Keep that in mind so you don’t miss the point with any of your comments. “Bear in mind that /r/StupidFood is primarily for ridicule, and does not care how creative or artful its targets are. We're here to poke gentle fun at other people's creativity, and we do not care whether it is just or reasonable,” the mods explain.

Dumb food challenges, however, have no place on r/StupidFood. “Anything featuring idiotic, dangerous, and pointless eating 'challenges', such as the Tide Pod Challenge, are pretty much always disliked, downvoted, and otherwise ignored. The mods don't like them, the subscribers don't like them, and now the sub doesn't like them.” The mods added: “Begone.”

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Finally, the ‘Stupid Food’ subreddit isn’t meant for sharing recipes. Unless they’re incredibly dumb and pretentious, that is!

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In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

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#24

Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

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Jihana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Questions, so many questions. Why? How do you eat it? and most importantly: WHY?

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It's not just the visual aspects of the food that chefs can mess up. The taste of the food is just as vital. That's why it's important to keep everything orderly in your kitchen. Pie artist Jessica previously told Bored Panda about the best ways to avoid silly mistakes while in the kitchen. "Weighing by volume rather than by weight is a big pet peeve of mine. The chemical reactions involved in baking require precise measurements of ingredients, and depending on how densely people pack flour into their measuring cups, they can be using up to 25% more or less than the recipe actually calls for!"

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#25

Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

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Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

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Jessica suggested that we all use kitchen scales instead. They're far more precise. That means that we end up making fewer mistakes.

"Working mis en place can eliminate most blunders amateur cooks make… Issues with timing, forgetting certain ingredients, using ingredients at the incorrect temperature, etc.—all of these mistakes can be avoided when you take the time to prep and lay out all tools and ingredients before you start cooking or baking!" the food artist said that we should get everything ready before we start cooking.

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Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

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#30

Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

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First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

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#32

I .. Kind Of.. Want It

I .. Kind Of.. Want It

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#33

My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

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#34

Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

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Hannah Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when the unhealthiest thing I’d heard of was a deep fried mars bar.

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#35

This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

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#38

Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

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Dina Simoné
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it cooked alive? I only eat my ice cream when it involves pain and regret.

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#41

Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

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#45

I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

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#46

My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

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#48

I Am Weeping

I Am Weeping

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of one of those horrific Jello and mayo abominations from the 1970s that often contained processed meats

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#49

Homemade Nachos

Homemade Nachos

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#50

Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

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#51

Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

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#52

How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

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#53

Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

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#54

New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never let the tattoo artist in the family do the cooking.

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#55

Pizza Hot From The Oven

Pizza Hot From The Oven

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Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch the video! It makes it so much better! https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/lgw9gg/pizza_hot_from_the_oven/

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#57

Freaking Sushi Croissant

Freaking Sushi Croissant

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#59

Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

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#60

Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

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#61

I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

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#63

When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

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#64

Avocado Has Gone Too Far

Avocado Has Gone Too Far

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#65

Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

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#66

When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

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#69

Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

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E B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's coconut water and is surprisingly delicious and refreshing. Not too insane.

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#70

I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

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#71

2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

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#72

Chef Boyardon't

Chef Boyardon't

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#73

Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

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J. F.
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have tried one, doesn't sound as bad as some other stuff on here

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#74

Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

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#75

It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

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#77

Oh F Off

Oh F Off

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Karl Baxter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My old man used to put butter on his crisps. Kind of explains the stroke he suffered in his 50s

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#79

Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

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#81

Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

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Earl Grey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like transtatoes actually (pink/blue/white motif)?

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#84

My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

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Dina Simoné
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He did not microwave it with water, which could have cooked the pasta. He has no plate. So, he just microwaved dry pasta.

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#85

Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

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