I wonder who that was...? *Checks license plate*

I now live in Sweden (where there isnt Flourine in the water) but grew up in the States (where there is) and every dentist in Sweden has noticed the difference in my teeth. So it's more of a public service than anything.

Oh, them Duke boys are at it again.

How bad is your driving!? I feel like even if i tried i couldnt do this

This happened to me the other week. I was waiting behind a car, which was waiting behind another car. Behind me were even more cars. Suddenly the car in front of me pulled out and I realised that we were all waiting behind a legally parked car. I pulled out, and saw in my rear vision mirror, all those behind me following my example.

wow, that's damn stupid

What units are 40 and 78, can anyone explain? I'm used to "per mil" countings, so it'd me anywhere between .5 to 3?

They definitely can not

Why would anyone do this?

They'll die if you leave them on their backs like that.

you really had a guardian angel

Insurance guys: *faint*

explain this monstrosity

Apparently, that happens surprisingly frequently. I was talking to a gas station worker who said it happens at his station at least once every month or two.

Yes. By all means, take this lane. It is clearly reserved just for you. Dumbass

Poor car

The title😂

Yes officer, I did see the tree-I'm just an idiot..

That's a sign of desperation.

🤦‍♀️😡😠🤬

…yes it counts

Holy crap, how do you… I don’t even know how… what the actual f***?!

Gosh, hope they are fined and made to pay you a hefty compensation amount!

I mean, I've done exactly this in GTA but I fail to see how it would actually be possible irl.

At least he was honest but this is not safe

buys a Hummer, doesn' t have money for tires...

Animal cruelty and dangerous driving. Truly the epitome of fnckwittery.

Did anyone find half a truck bed?

Uh, what? The car on the right is not within a spot.. I'd do the same.

Have you seen the x-ray of that girl with the feet on the dashboard? After a crash? You won't hula-hoop for a long time..

Looking for somewhere to happen. He's already an accident!

I'm transfixed by his pants

In germany the TÜV would say: operating licence expired

The driver stepped on the other brake.

Talk to him seriously when he's not driving. If he continues, tell him you'll find other transit. Let him throw his fit. Ride with friends, take the bus. If those aren't options and your dad still won't listen, show this photo to the adults at your school until someone steps in to help you. What he's doing seriously endangers you and others. Adults who care about you would want to know.

Son, If I crash its game over.

If he's going to a joust tournament, he's going to win, hands down.

They could kill someone and they wouldn’t even know it.

I'm so sorry. I hope you're okay. I hope she's alive. I assume her license has been revoked. I hope this is rock bottom for her and she makes better choices after this.

Left guy: oh! A gas station! *Turns at the last second* Right guy: oh, it's s closed *turns away at the last second* *oopsie*

Happy little trees. :)

Time? Time??? My friend the time was probably a couple of years ago.

One of my closest friends got into a similar crash thanks to some idiot who thought it was a good idea to drive drunk. But he wasn't so lucky. He died at the scene. :(

Audi the stolen blue car, had a very shiny nose..

They ARE your internet friends

Everything is strapped down except the dog. 😟

Tbf, it might have been closed when he started...

Sometimes the salt flats are rock-hard and completely flat, sometimes they're stinking ooze. And it's pretty damn easy to tell the difference.

Id be terrified!