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And they walk amongst us!😵‍💫

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Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.

Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan

WAIT WHO LIKED THE FIRST COMMENT

Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!

I heard it through the grapevine.

technically that flag is still red white and blue

Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"

Preach , Lilygaming, preach!!!

Those who got 13 are particularly gifted!

Not in parts of the US any more!

and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy

Kelvins, maybe?

Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔

And no one lives past 9

Words fail me often enough. Then a week later I suddenly fall awake at 4 A.M. with that word in my head. To be forgotten again before breakfast.

🎶Banjo music🎶

I mean, they are, they just don’t taste good or give nutrients

Celine Dions heart skipped a beat.

So much wrong

And this woman has $ to travel? An idiot with resources is the most dangerous kind. Look at US politics lol.

After reading some of these posts I kinda want to set up a troll account that posts this sort of nonsense deliberately.

Oh shįt. So I'm not American? I never knew; nearly 40 years old and I thought I was. Thank you geology. You rock

I would have liked to look upon the face that thought this. I want to see WHO these people are! Lol wild stuff on these posts

big brain moment

You had me at “Goodbye America”

This is borderline treasonous. Lol. It's not so much having no clue where she is, it's the salty attitude and completely unjustified self confidence.

... It's geography, not geology, right? Right?

Oh dear...

So is Canada !!!!!!

geology? geography

no words... a lot of eyeball rolling but no words

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We deserve to see her face after that fine example of stupidity. We need to keep the kids away from her

Good bye America. Hello Washington DC!

Geology class? Dumb as a rock apparently.

Yep, Geology states that New York is in America and you are a rock!

Geology class? Rock on!

I took Genealogy but that was a waste of time. Not one mention of Aladdin or Kazam.

She's going to be so confused when they speak New York to her

What's geology got to do with it.

How does someone this stupid even make their way across the street, let alone to another city?

Because geology is what you go to look at to understand where things are on a map. Oh my gosh my brain cells are leaking out after reading so many of these.

it is though, right?

i mean to be fair NY city is so much better than the rest of the US that it almost feels like it's Europe. Just a bit dirtier Europe.

"Stupid girl"

It wouldn't surprise me if she also forgot to ride inside the airplane...

BROOOOOOOOOOOO THE ATTITUDE