Upvote for the reply.

And they walk amongst us!😵‍💫

*u r

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.

Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan

WAIT WHO LIKED THE FIRST COMMENT

Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!

I heard it through the grapevine.

technically that flag is still red white and blue

Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"

Preach , Lilygaming, preach!!!

Those who got 13 are particularly gifted!

Not in parts of the US any more!

and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy

Kelvins, maybe?

Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔

So wait. Does that mean you live in America whilst your family is in Sweden? And you never wondered why they sent YOU there? o_O

Ohhhh, Why did he have to bring us swedes in to the mix? 😂

People like this are the reason why everyone thinks Americans are idiots

Satire?

as an american, i apologize for all of those people

bats are bird- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

This is stupid everyone knows bats are reptiles

People ARE f ing idiots... People like you

Talk about DUMB... One suspects that the Yall hints at the writer's education (ejukashin) level...

Almost as good as flying mice. Poor misunderstood bats.

I've known that bats are mammals since pre-school.

Wait until they hear about whales

This is probably just fabricated rage bait.

I love that this could have so easily been fact checked but nooooooo, the person just had to show their stupid off to everyone.

Of course! Everyone knows that bats lay eggs...like Easter bunnies.

No, wrong. Bats are dogs. Just look at their doggy canine face.

It'll be traumatizing when he learns about platypus '

Bats are tooootally birds. Officially have no hope for this country 🤦

That'd be "the kettle calling the pot 'belly'd" (-always loved that line from Post magazine ages ago, rarely get a chance to use it)

"BATS ARE BIRDS" is going on a t-shirt!

...and whales are fish.

someone needs to spend about 15 minutes on Google - -or better yet - the Bat Conservation website... or even the Audubon website... what a maroon.

Bats are mammals as they do not have a feathery coat like most birds, but a rough leathery one, and they do not lay eggs but give birth like mammals. See even a Highschool student knows more than you.

bats are birds everyone

Remember in Calvin and Hobbes when Calvin writes a last-minute paper on bats, and he doesn't know what kind of animal they are so he guesses they're bugs, and when he starts to read his report, the whole class goes "BATS AREN'T BUGS" together!? 😂 Well, they aren't birds either. Sorry, person.

Bits are birds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 getting close to finding the leader of the oxygen thieves

Dumbbutt

Why go to school when you can ask Siri. No, wait.

I‘ve just learned that bats are the only mammals capable of true flight. Other mammals like the flying squirrel can only glide.

Mammals confined to only the ground. Gonna blow his mind when he hears about seals and whales and other water-faring mammals lol

Don't even bring up dolphins....

This shows how much Smarter the people in Sweden are, they knew the original poster belonged in America.

Why are sharing air with this person?