Upvote for the reply.

And they walk amongst us!😵‍💫

*u r

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.

Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan

WAIT WHO LIKED THE FIRST COMMENT

Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!

I heard it through the grapevine.

technically that flag is still red white and blue

Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"

Preach , Lilygaming, preach!!!

Those who got 13 are particularly gifted!

Not in parts of the US any more!

and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy

Kelvins, maybe?

Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔

And no one lives past 9

Words fail me often enough. Then a week later I suddenly fall awake at 4 A.M. with that word in my head. To be forgotten again before breakfast.

🎶Banjo music🎶

I mean, they are, they just don’t taste good or give nutrients

Celine Dions heart skipped a beat.

So much wrong

Set it at 400 but double the time 😁

Marjorie, it ain't only your farts that reek.

Mittens?

but... that's not... 🤦🏽‍♀️

They used a device created by the ancient ones, it was called TomTom

Oh! we had better get an Ecuador on the scene!

By not doing geography

Someone could get really screwed if shot by these

I literally have identical twins who dont look identical. I guess they aren't twins after all. 😂

So, just good for a fun ride?

they help you login, they also help themselves to money...

Emsterdem ?

Mayo is made from eggs. Vegan mayo is made from eggplants :D

Not sure they should be owning a dog...

This person can't think, so why do they have a brain?

Can we try telling people like this to think on the off chance that it works?

I think she is the one with no brain

And here I was thinking that dogs walk because they have a brain. How silly of me. (Jokes aside, we all know dogs walk because they smelled something more or less edible, right?)

This sounds like someone who has never had a pet or watched animals closely, because then they would have noticed for themselves how smart many animals are, how they have personalities, feelings, logic, preferences.

Perhaps the dog should be walking them

Yes I have a brain. UGH some people

Dogs communicate Just some humans aren't smart enough to understand them.

do not procreate... DO NOT PROCREATE...

Have they never seen their dog walk unless he was told to walk? After all though, I must say, that guy could bark if he wanted to.

Dog palms face. DOH!