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And they walk amongst us!😵‍💫

*u r

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.

Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan

WAIT WHO LIKED THE FIRST COMMENT

Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!

I heard it through the grapevine.

technically that flag is still red white and blue

Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"

Preach , Lilygaming, preach!!!

Those who got 13 are particularly gifted!

Not in parts of the US any more!

and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy

Kelvins, maybe?

Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔

And no one lives past 9

I do think we see birthdays a bit wrongly, if I can explain this - we celebrate the birthday “oh NOW you’re one year old, but really a birthday is a celebration of a completed year. You didn’t turn 30 on your 30 birthday, you completed your 30th year already, well done! If that makes sense?

How does that person not fall over on a daily basis??

Is this the same person that returned their address #’s because it was backwards??

You… you can use the 0 for 10, 20, etc

There are no days, months or years. The earth is flat. It's all a illusion.

the spongebob+Patrick fandom has began... patbob / spongerick (I am so sorry 😭)

Seriously 😳

just wow

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For the 10, 20, 30th birthdays, perhaps ?!?

Thats not true,if you nade Ten years you put 10 the zero is for that

When you're not smart enough to realize you need the 0 for 10, 20, 30...😕😱

ummmmmmm double digits?

How terrible was their 10th birthday?

no, no, no, that's for my "0 friends" anniversary cake

it's for the people who think 2 + 2 x 4 is 16

Uh, isn’t it for 10, 20, 30, etc? Or if you’re a chemist and want to be precise.

10,20,30,40

It’s to avoid a fire hazard when someone goes 100

Get them in two sizes so you can do exponents. And why is there no square root candle?!

I guess I went straight from age 39 to 41, then XD

Words fail me often enough. Then a week later I suddenly fall awake at 4 A.M. with that word in my head. To be forgotten again before breakfast.

🎶Banjo music🎶

I mean, they are, they just don’t taste good or give nutrients

Celine Dions heart skipped a beat.

So much wrong

Set it at 400 but double the time 😁

Marjorie, it ain't only your farts that reek.

Mittens?

but... that's not... 🤦🏽‍♀️

They used a device created by the ancient ones, it was called TomTom

Oh! we had better get an Ecuador on the scene!

By not doing geography