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And they walk amongst us!😵‍💫

*u r

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.

Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan

WAIT WHO LIKED THE FIRST COMMENT

Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!

I heard it through the grapevine.

technically that flag is still red white and blue

Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"

Preach , Lilygaming, preach!!!

Those who got 13 are particularly gifted!

Not in parts of the US any more!

and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy

Kelvins, maybe?

Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔

And no one lives past 9

Words fail me often enough. Then a week later I suddenly fall awake at 4 A.M. with that word in my head. To be forgotten again before breakfast.

🎶Banjo music🎶

I mean, they are, they just don’t taste good or give nutrients

Celine Dions heart skipped a beat.

So much wrong

Set it at 400 but double the time 😁

Marjorie, it ain't only your farts that reek.

She’s a human cancer

If someone was going to shart on your face, wouldn't you rather they wore pants

Stupidest person on the planet!

EVerything comes out of her face is pure deadly toxic fart.

I still wear a mask. I love the anonymity, I love the fact people are reluctant to talk to someone wearing one. And if it keeps this old corpse healthy, why not? When some jerk at Ralph's asks me why I'm "wearing a face diaper", I lower it, cough violently into my hand and gasp, "I have tuberculosis ".

The only people more stupid than her are the people who voted for her.

She is stupidity personified.

Is she someone that was elected? What is wrong with THAT picture?

bro ur name is “marjorie” don’t b speakin💀

Ah yes, the luxury of "thick" underpants. The better quality, the thicker!

The only acceptable reply to this is "Would your rather be farted in your face by someone wearing underwear or without"

Is this for real?

So, we need really thick head pants

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Exactly why I don't wear underwear!

Leads me to envision MTG with a pair of panties over her head...and it really doesn't seem all that strange...

Marjorie Traitor Greene talks s**t, so she probably should wear underpants on her face.

very wow ... much stupidity ... so embarrass

I suppose when one spends their life talking out their backside, masks could be confusing. - Or, if you’re just incredibly stupid.

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She is why we banned lead paint.

Green and trump are perfect examples of the need for psych and intelligence tests before holding office.

Y'all except the fact that this woman is dangerously ignorant. Now, consider the level of intelligence of all the voters who got her into Congress. Freakin' scary, isn't it?

Marjorie please wear a pair of underwear over your head because it would make things so much better and maybe it would block stuff coming out of your mouth.