50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That’s Even Better
“What’s the word for when you– Ugh, do you know when you’re… What do you call it when there is a… Oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue! This is driving me crazy! Do you know what I’m talking about?”
We all know that feeling. The frustration, and sometimes embarrassment, associated with not being able to remember the exact word that you want can be debilitating. “Give me a minute! I’ll remember it!” But you might not, at least not within the next few minutes. So sometimes in these situations, we desperately reach for whatever our brain can come up with. And if there isn’t an appropriate synonym that comes to mind, we might need to get even more creative.
To celebrate (or mock, we’ll leave that up to you) all of those infuriating “tip of the tongue” moments we all can relate to where we end up creating new words or phrases altogether, the Wildbeef subreddit was born. (I believe the word they were looking for there was cow.) We’ve gone through and gathered all of the best, most creative and hilarious names people have subbed in for actual words and listed them down below for you all. So enjoy these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones you intend to add to your personal vocabulary.
Let us know in the comments what your favorite back-ups are for words you commonly forget, and then if you’re interested in checking out a Bored Panda, or should I say bored black and white furball, article featuring hilarious words kids have come up with, check out this conglomeration of text next.
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Where Mother
As frustrating and annoying as it may be to not be able to find the perfect word as it’s right on the tip of your tongue, it can also lead to some great comedy. Most of us do not come up with creative and innovative synonyms for common words every day, but when we’re faced with the moment of forgetfulness, our imaginations run wild. Why can’t we call cauliflower “ghost broccoli” or sleep “eyelid time”? We still get our point across, and we might even get a laugh out of whoever we’re talking to.
Some of the examples on this list also feature non-native English speakers who had to get creative when they were lacking the vocabulary they needed, which is totally understandable. It takes a brave person to learn another language and practice it with native speakers, so if they have to come up with their own phrases and words to be understood, more power to them. I am a firm believer in the idea that the point, when speaking a foreign language, is to be understood, not perfect.
Battle Unicorn
Go-Go Juice
Fuel is now "Go-Go Juice" and engine is now "Vroom-Vroom Machine" to me XD
If you commonly experience that almost painful “on the tip of your tongue” feeling when trying to come up with a word, you might not know that there is actually a word for that very phenomenon: lethologica. And according to Kendra Cherry at Verywell Mind, this frustrating phenomenon is universal. Studies have found that around 90% of speakers around the world, regardless of their native language, are familiar with this experience. And unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, the frequency of these occurrences tends to increase as we age. Young people tend to have this feeling about once a week, while older adults might experience it as often as every day. It is common for us to remember small amounts of the information we want though, including the first letter of the word we are looking for or how many syllables the word has, for example.
Researchers are not entirely sure why lethologica occurs, but one interesting thing they have learned is that the more time we spend trying to remember a word, the more likely we are to struggle with the same exact word again in the future. "This can be incredibly frustrating—you know you know the word, but you just can't quite get it," says psychologist Karin Humphreys. "And once you have it, it is such a relief that you can't imagine ever forgetting it again. But then you do. So we began thinking about the mechanisms that might underlie this phenomenon."
What Is Gray, Anyway?
I Think It’s Supposed To Be Jerk Chicken
Sounds About Right
In one study, researchers presented participants with questions that they knew, didn’t know, or had the answers right on the tip of their tongues. For the tip-of-the-tongue answers, participants were then put in groups and given either 10 or 30 seconds to come up with responses. This entire process was then repeated two days later. Researchers found that the longer people worked on coming up with an answer the first day, the more likely they were to repeat that same experience two days later.
“The extra time that people spend trying to dredge up the word is what the researchers describe as ‘incorrect practice’ time,” Karin Humphreys explains. “Instead of learning the correct word, people are learning the mistake itself.” So if your brain is working on overdrive to remember the exact word you want to use, understand that it will actually be better to give your mind some rest. The answer will come to you eventually, or if you really get desperate, you can always Google it.
Slaves With Benefits
Eyes opener....I will never see my self as a free person again
Food Appointment
Allah Hat
If you have noticed that you have experienced more lethologica than usual over the past year or so, you might not be alone. Brain fog is a common symptom for those of us who have had Covid, but it might be running rampant among everyone else as well. Kaitlyn Wylde addressed this phenomenon in a Bustle piece she wrote titled “One Weird Consequence Of The Pandemic? Forgetting Words”, where she shared the story of Kristin, a women’s health care worker in Denver who reported feeling “verbally rusty” since the onset of the pandemic. “I’ve been experiencing brain fog for the last year, but trying to keep up multiple conversations with different people at the same time over lunch highlighted a new level of fog — I keep forgetting words,” Kristin shared.
Breathn't
I Spit Out My Coffee
Team Furry
In fact, Google Trends data even shows an increase in people searching for words they are forgetting in the second half of 2021. There are several possible reasons for this. One explanation might be the lack of socialization we all experienced during the first year of the pandemic. As we suddenly began working from home and isolating ourselves, it’s likely we all began speaking less in general, and our speech in turn became rusty. Neuropsychologist Dr. Sanam Hafeez told Bustle that stress may also have something to do with this brain fog. “Before the pandemic, many people experienced acute stress, which can cause the body releases stress hormones cortisol and epinephrine,” she explained. “But the pandemic has led many people to become chronically stressed, which means that these stress hormones are being released into the body at much higher rates than usual.”
Delete The Baby
Magic Ed Sheeran
Guacamole Ball
And if you have had Covid, you might be missing words way more than usual. Dr. Hafeez explained that research has found increased levels of cytokines, or molecules that cause inflammation, in the fluid around the brain in cancer patients who have also had Covid. These high levels of cytokines persist even weeks after the patients are free of Covid. This inflammation can cause brain fog, as well as impact our quality of sleep, cause stress or anxiety, cause dietary changes, and yes, increase lethologica. “I can say with confidence that in May, just after I was getting my strength back from Covid, that cognitively I could see the words in my head but found it delayed or hard to explain what I was thinking,” one real estate agent told Bustle.
Even Physicists Do It
Friend of mine is a virologist who one day just couldn’t remember the term for a virus with a lot of protein spikes so said ‘Koosh Ball’.
Thanks That’s What It’s Called
Hot Veg Smoothie
If you have been feeling the effects of Covid brain fog and increased lethologica, have no fear. Dr. Michelle Braun at Psychology Today has provided some tips for how to keep our brains sharp. First, she recommends that we just keep talking. Allowing ourselves to get hung up on one word usually does more harm than good, so just push through! Even if you don’t come out as eloquent as you would have liked, cut yourself some slack. We can all empathize with the experience. You can always substitute in a synonym as well. Nobody else will know that it wasn’t your first choice, and thankfully, especially in English, there is almost always a synonym that will work perfectly.
Does This Count?
Horny For Halloween
Mouth Fonts
Once you finally recall that word that was causing you pain and suffering when you tried to use it earlier, Dr. Braun recommends “repackaging it” so it’s more readily available the next time you want to throw it out. For example, you can think of an image that will help you remember the word or try to differentiate it from words that sound similar but mean something different. Once you have figured out your plan for remembering the word, keep repeating it in your head or try to use it several times that week, so it does not fade out of your memory again. It’s also important to remember that managing stress and making sure you get a good night’s sleep are two more ways to ensure your brain is functioning at full capacity.
Wizard Hair
Honestly, That Makes Perfect Sense Though
Extra funny for Brits as "suspenders" can mean something quite different to us!
Mini Dirt Apples
Although it can be funny to hear what creative names people conjure up for items, we should not forget to exercise empathy when someone is struggling to think of a word. Because for some of us, being unable to remember a word can even be a medical condition: aphasia. WebMD defines aphasia as, “a communication disorder that makes it hard to use words” and explains that it can impact our “speech, writing, and ability to understand language”. It usually is the result of a brain injury or damage to the linguistic part of our brains and commonly affects people who have suffered strokes. It can be an incredibly frustrating disorder to live with, so if you know anyone experiencing aphasia, understand that they are doing their best to communicate.
Stories In My Eyes
Mouth Drops
Unsleep
We hope you are learning some new words and phrases to add to your own personal dictionary from this article. Whether you commonly experience lethologica or you are a walking thesaurus, I’m sure there is something on this list that you have never heard or used yourself. Be sure to keep upvoting the posts that make you question why you don’t use those phrases or terms, and then let us know in the comments what your favorite Wildbeef-worthy word is. And if you want to find even more funny phrases and terms kids have come up with, check out this Bored Panda story next.
Liquid Zoo
Greyhounds, But In Cursive
Well why wouldn't a majestic floof not have an elegant description? Cursive greyhounds sounds perfect to me.
Laundry Sauce; Clothes Marinade
Coconut Milk Gone Bad
Can I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?
Eye Weaves
Science Burqa
“Feminist Stripping”, “Steampunk Stripping”
Hungry Slurp
Waddly Cold Bird
Pee Hose
To all the little girls in the world: You don't need one. (That's what I told my granddaughter when she noticed her brother's 'pee hose'.)
A Sciencer
Comical
Face Pliers
They’re Name Brand, Baby!
My Cousin Just Opened Her Fridge And A Stick Of Butter Tumbled Out. She Said "Someone Did Not Shut The Butter Mansion."
Pancake Sauce
Hey pass me the tomato blood please, it has to go with these carb veggie sticks. Thanks man.
Can't Wait Until Eyelid Time!
Movable Stick
Add Some Water Croutons To My Drink
Stringy Water Vegetable
Reverse Deepthroat
Ah Yes, The Bounce Based Toy
My nephew was running errands with his uncle and his uncle's husband, and while they were out, a man made some homophobic comment to them. His uncles told the guy off, and my nephew was impressed. When relaying the story to his father, my nephew called the man "Gaycist" because he didn't know the word homophobic. Gaycist is now part of my vocabulary.
oh my gosh, that's what I'm gonna call homophobes from now on! thank you for sharing this with us 😂
Load More Replies...More of a translation problem, in dutch we have an expression for a cat pushing its head into and along your leg while purring, ‘kopjes geven’. I translated this as: the cat is giving head. Sorry
After 3 years abroad, I was struggling to speak my native language. Frustrated, I told my mother that I refuse to speak to my birth giver in a foreign language and asked her to tell me what a "cow house/holder" is called.
A barn ? Is that what you were going for ? The “holder” is throwing me.
Load More Replies...Many years ago teenager me, even less fluent in English than now, sat for dinner with a group of north American girls. After a while I asked one of them: "can you pass me that sour stuff please?" I meant vinegar :)) They were rolling on the floor, but I learned a new word that I'll never forget :)
Two from my partner: "Will you get me some hookers?" (clothes hangers) and "From this angle, [the dog] looks like a rat with hands" (raccoon).
I've had to mime coathangers in a hotel because the receptionist didn't know the word. This was in London. The little lightbulb moment when she got it was lovely.
Load More Replies...My child once came to their mother rubbing their chest. They said, "My front spine hurts." They meant their Sternum. We bring it up randomly just to remind them.
Back in 2005, when Pope John Paul II was very ill, my parents and I were talking about him at dinner, and for the life of me, I could not remember the word "papacy." So what came out of my mouth was "He's had the third longest popehood in history." My father nearly fell off of his chair laughing at me.
The medication I was on for awhile had a side effect of forgetting words. The only thing I could think of to call it was a porch fence. Really, that is what railings are.
My fiance called the post office the mail house so that is what it shall be named forever
My son couldn't recall what people from Britain were called. He gave up and said "Britlanders" lol
....well, even if we have a word for toes ( orteils) , it's not rare for french people to call it " un doigt de pied" (foot finger).
Load More Replies...I once forgot the word "Thigh" existed and was like "what the hell is a thig-huh" I was thankfully, alone when this death of a brain cell occurred.
There is a mrbeast video where he says "it looks like the things they go cha cha cha with" (maracas) lol
My nephew was running errands with his uncle and his uncle's husband, and while they were out, a man made some homophobic comment to them. His uncles told the guy off, and my nephew was impressed. When relaying the story to his father, my nephew called the man "Gaycist" because he didn't know the word homophobic. Gaycist is now part of my vocabulary.
oh my gosh, that's what I'm gonna call homophobes from now on! thank you for sharing this with us 😂
Load More Replies...More of a translation problem, in dutch we have an expression for a cat pushing its head into and along your leg while purring, ‘kopjes geven’. I translated this as: the cat is giving head. Sorry
After 3 years abroad, I was struggling to speak my native language. Frustrated, I told my mother that I refuse to speak to my birth giver in a foreign language and asked her to tell me what a "cow house/holder" is called.
A barn ? Is that what you were going for ? The “holder” is throwing me.
Load More Replies...Many years ago teenager me, even less fluent in English than now, sat for dinner with a group of north American girls. After a while I asked one of them: "can you pass me that sour stuff please?" I meant vinegar :)) They were rolling on the floor, but I learned a new word that I'll never forget :)
Two from my partner: "Will you get me some hookers?" (clothes hangers) and "From this angle, [the dog] looks like a rat with hands" (raccoon).
I've had to mime coathangers in a hotel because the receptionist didn't know the word. This was in London. The little lightbulb moment when she got it was lovely.
Load More Replies...My child once came to their mother rubbing their chest. They said, "My front spine hurts." They meant their Sternum. We bring it up randomly just to remind them.
Back in 2005, when Pope John Paul II was very ill, my parents and I were talking about him at dinner, and for the life of me, I could not remember the word "papacy." So what came out of my mouth was "He's had the third longest popehood in history." My father nearly fell off of his chair laughing at me.
The medication I was on for awhile had a side effect of forgetting words. The only thing I could think of to call it was a porch fence. Really, that is what railings are.
My fiance called the post office the mail house so that is what it shall be named forever
My son couldn't recall what people from Britain were called. He gave up and said "Britlanders" lol
....well, even if we have a word for toes ( orteils) , it's not rare for french people to call it " un doigt de pied" (foot finger).
Load More Replies...I once forgot the word "Thigh" existed and was like "what the hell is a thig-huh" I was thankfully, alone when this death of a brain cell occurred.
There is a mrbeast video where he says "it looks like the things they go cha cha cha with" (maracas) lol