Particularly, no one is going to fund a dream you might "forget about".

And you're probably tired of running out of arguments to support your case...

This isn't about chairs. This is about being pissed off that police weren't following active shooter protocols and allowed children to die horrible deaths.

I’m so conflicted on this, because it’s hilarious but then it’s also not

I saw a grown, huge bear of a police officer break down in tears and say, "This s**t is ridiculous! We have to work harder for our babies!" He doesn't like the active shooter protocols.

They don't need chairs, they need Oz the Great and Terrible to give them some courage.

how about some slightly used coffins instead

Why is this here?? It is supposed to be ironic

Irony is wasted on Yanks!

How did this raise so much money?? This makes no sense, who is going to carry the chairs around? How can people not see when people are collecting money under the guise of a noble cause, this isn’t even that!

Ted Cruz. Says it all, really. This is either a very sick joke, or just SICK. (BTW, Trump put in $50? I thought he was tighter than the proverbial!)

I prefer my olive oil lightly fuc̄ked

I am looking for the alternate universe in which this concerns me or anyone ever.

Is this dude expecting a genie to grant him a third wish?

has anyone seen the bridal shower/bachelorette party/ divorce party cars that say: hey! im getting married/divorced! buy me a drink! Venmo blah blah blah. Cause ive seen like five around where i live its so weird.

At least they are honest but why only 543?

That name is awesome

One person's dream is another's nightmare.

I wonder why she's never been proposed to, what a mystery

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

ooh, aiming for the high quality!

Nah...admit it - you whipped the controller at the TV because you couldn't get past that darn level 2..

This is disgusting.

"Hello, i am a nigerian prince"

This sounds like a great idea! I'd love to help these guys beat the system :)

What the f**k is the censoring doing on his face

Give me money, so I can share with you my secret to making money.

A REAL BIG BOI ---

Well then, that means you can't go!! No money, no car rental, you have to stay home! Ask your dad for it! :(

$797 raised already. P. T. Barnum was right.

GIVE US YOUR MONEY?!?!?.!

What on earth went through this person’s head before posting this?

That pitiful specimen needs help!

No-one. $16 goal, 0% met.

What language is he writing in?

I- what- who the hell donated

Is the car parked on the edge of a lake? Is that all salt on the car? I'd pay him just to move out of Florida.

I think Jayden needs some new taste buds

Who the hell gave 5 dollars?

Actually a worthy cause

Expensive subs I guess.

Ok, that one is a joke. Bob Bobert, legit.

Help me relate to my friends give me money