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Most of us have been there: you post something online that you’re 100% sure is the absolute truth, flexing those big cognitive muscles of yours… only to realize that you made a mistake. You blush. You start sweating. You realize that you’ve made an utter fool of yourself. On the internet of all places! And now, your blunder will forever live in the Internet Hall of Infamy, also known as the r/facepalm subreddit.

The online community is full to the brim with people making epic mistakes. But few of them are as painful to see as when someone boasts about their [cough] ‘deep’ knowledge of geography [cough]. For anyone even with a rudimentary knowledge of geography, the posts you’re about to see might make you lose a bit of hope in humanity. Put on your safari hats, scroll down, upvote the worst geo fails you’ve seen, and don’t forget to share your unfiltered opinions in the comments, dear Pandas! Just remember not to feed the F-grade students…

Once you’ve completed the trek through this list and if you feel like you’d love to go on another humorous adventure, then you’ll probably love Bored Panda’s previous article about facepalm-worthy geography fails. Check it out right over here.

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You Can Only Pity Such People

You Can Only Pity Such People

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Anonymous
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this satire? Or are they serious? Like real serious

Emmydearest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to post a photo of the sky and write: I see no God here, can we agree on that?

Rosie Red
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read a comment that said, if the earth were flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge.

rodger coghlan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a pic of a flat-earther flyer that says "we are gaining people around the globe" FlatEarthe...f0de7f.png FlatEarthers-6371759f0de7f.png

Ryyde Cade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this started out as a joke by some drunk,high guys and now it's just attention seeking ppl who like the heated responses from those who explain why it's it not flat

Luna Crow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really, really want to believe that. It has to be a troll, right? There are always stupid people who believe the trolls, but it has to be mostly trolls 🤞

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Solidhog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a saying. "Just when you think you have met the most stupid person on the planet, someone comes along to prove you wrong."

ormondotvos
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the earth were flat, cats would push everything over the edge!

Cammy Cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter what stupid thing I do or say, I will never b as stupid as a flat earther

Marc Lauzon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No curve here", not because you can't perceive it that it is not there.

FunOldGuy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do Flat Earthers ever offer an explanation for why we need time zones? I'd love to hear it.

Mali Holdaway
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flat earthenware are unfortunately real, and there are famous people who have literally flown around the world who still say it is flat. Makes me want to cry.

Lynne Lefler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's round up all the Flat-Earthers, herd them to the edge, and push them off.

The Veil of Fire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read something the other day that the FEs (Felt Earthers) did a scientific test to prove the world was flat. They actually proved the earth was indeed round. Not sure if they trusted their own scientific facts.

Bored Trash Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really curious what these people's defense is when the fact that, from space, you can clearly see that the earth is ROUND!

larry the good
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In quantum physics he's right. The trick is perspective. If he lives on the spot where the picture was in his reality it's flat. If he never moves or cares to take a rowboat out to the horizon to get a different perspective it stays flat. He's showing us proof. It's not a choice. We used to think the earth was flat until we used a different perspective. So it's flat for him and round to us.

Ryan Frundles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dudes profile pic got me thinking, imagine if the moon spun a little faster. Just enough that we didn't see the same side constantly. Would be so much easier to prove flat earthers wrong

Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen a lot of curvy women. Who called themselves "Straight". Is this a lie?

Lazy PANda (she/they)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite argument against flat earthers is what is the sun then? How does it set? Does it burn a hole through the ground?

Cuppa tea?
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since when it's staring at a pond of water research?

TheQueenZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for the little dude at the bottom who knows this terribly conceived idea is not based in fact.

Robert B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, it may be eyes, but to me the horizon and the red line are not parallel. Near both arrows the horizon dips down ever so slightly, almost as if sloping away. But of course everything on the internet is true, even when poorly measured, right?

Artemis Apollo
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one in the world who can see a slight curve when I look at places like this?

Kylie Mountain
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not the only one. Of course there's a curve, it's just not very obvious because this is a tiny slice of the earth's massive circumference.

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Ed Gomaz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spoke with a person who believe we never went to the moon or that there where no satellite’s orbiting earth. Nothing I said would convince him otherwise.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago

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I'm going to ignore the obvious ignorant comments and zoom in on the statement that "You will never change what you tolerate". That's a fact we should all embrace.

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#2

When You Dont Know What You’re Talking About

When You Dont Know What You’re Talking About

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Blindly Playing Yourself

Blindly Playing Yourself

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Jeremy Bayer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Detroit has a lot of abandoned homes. I took my Spanish friend to tigers baseball game and as we drove through Detroit he asked me why it looked like Europe after WWIi

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Look, Pandas, we all had our favorite and least favorite subjects back in school. For instance, yours truly always enjoyed history, literature, and biology. Math, on the other hand, was a pure nightmare. For me, personally, geography fell squarely in the middle of the pack.

The subject itself was incredibly interesting. After all, who doesn’t enjoy learning about volcanoes and global cultures, and drawing maps in class? However, a lot of this enjoyment rose and fell depending on the teacher. Some were very strict and gave you awful grades for failing to memorize all of the important geographical locations around the world. Others, however, made the subject fun, relatable, and, well, not a chore.

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#5

They Don't Teach Flags In High School Geography?

They Don't Teach Flags In High School Geography?

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More Liberian Flag Confusion

More Liberian Flag Confusion

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zububonsai
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm, I somehow expected the dumbest /most non-educated blogs in the top 5, but here the posts deteriorate even the more I scroll down... 🫣🙄 (PS: I posted this comment when this post was around #18... 😬)

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It’s not surprising that some people are completely awful at geography. After all, the world is full of folks who fail at math, science, history, and all the other subjects that some of us know and love. You’ll never find a subject where everyone’s a pro.

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Ah, Yeah. I Swear It's Always Us Americans Who Don't Realize There's A Country Called Georgia

Ah, Yeah. I Swear It's Always Us Americans Who Don't Realize There's A Country Called Georgia

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Mason Kronol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's hard to have sympathy for people bad with geography and maps when they post dumb comments on the internet that has Google earth, maps and all kinds of reference material. I used to have to walk to the library to find out information. Now even Wiki has disambiguation pages to help sort out all the Georgias.

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However, this doesn’t excuse someone from being ignorant about basic things. You know, common sense stuff like how time zones work, what language is spoken in the United Kingdom, what the map of your country looks like, and knowing that there are currencies besides the dollar used around the globe. We all make mistakes. But it’s a bit embarrassing when you don’t have a working knowledge of the basics of geography.

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#10

Imagine Being This Uneducated

Imagine Being This Uneducated

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Mason Kronol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to see them redo the General Lee with that flag. Also The Hazard County Bobsled Team would make an interesting sequel.

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#11

America Is The Whole Globe

America Is The Whole Globe

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Canada Is A Country In Eastern Europe! Read A Book, Bro

Canada Is A Country In Eastern Europe! Read A Book, Bro

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Nobody’s saying that you should be at the level of a PhD candidate (and even they make silly mistakes!), but you have to at least be aware of your place in society and the world at large. It’s perfectly possible to spend your entire life not knowing what’s beyond the borders of your tiny little town, but it’s debatable how much fulfillment you’d find living this way.

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I Posted A Picture On Another Subreddit About A River In The Country Georgia And This Person Had A Lot To Say

I Posted A Picture On Another Subreddit About A River In The Country Georgia And This Person Had A Lot To Say

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David Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then they don't even use the American flag emoji as they declare how American they are -_-

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Almost all of the r/facepalm geography fails are related either to ignorance or arrogance. Sometimes, both! People either don’t know basic facts. Or they think they know something, only to be proven very, very wrong.

In cases of extreme embarrassment, your instinct is probably to shy away and defend yourself. However, that’s really not the best approach because it may lead to deep-seated feelings of shame further down the line.

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A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The Nc Public School System Has Really Failed Her

A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The Nc Public School System Has Really Failed Her

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No, the mature way to react is to lean into your embarrassment. Embrace those uncomfortable feelings. Show everyone that you do feel embarrassed. Acknowledge that you’ve made a mistake. That might actually work out in your favor and improve your reputation—through humility, you become more likable.

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#19

Someone's Geography Needs Some Upgrading

Someone's Geography Needs Some Upgrading

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Getting Offended Over The Name Of A Country

Getting Offended Over The Name Of A Country

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Tabby_Sohee
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bored Panda I’m gonna need to have a serious talk with whoever decided to censor the country N***r. The COUNTRY WITH THE CAPITAL OF NIAMEY, to be clear, since it’s not letting me say it

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Previously, during an interview with Bored Panda, geography and cartography expert and land surveyor Patrick McGranaghan shared his thoughts about the state of the subject. He pointed out that some students see geography in a pretty negative light. Meanwhile, geography isn’t a priority in some schools.

"I think that a lot of geography ignorance comes from the lack of geographic instruction in schools. Schools have an increasingly long list of subjects that must be taught and geography is losing its share," he shared with us.

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I Guess He’s Half Right

I Guess He’s Half Right

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nick Adams was born in Australia. In 2010, Adams served as the PR consultant for The Halloween Institute, a march to make Halloween a public holiday in Australia. It was later revealed those who 'protested' were paid actors. Nick Adams is a top-shelf, class-A, bona-fide, full-blown idiot, and Australia does not want him back, thank you.

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#23

I Thought The USA Was The One Bad At Geography, I Swear To God, (UK Politics Subreddit)

I Thought The USA Was The One Bad At Geography, I Swear To God, (UK Politics Subreddit)

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"Geography has this reputation of rote memorization of things like countries and capital cities. This is not exciting to most students," the land surveyor and geography enthusiast told Bored Panda earlier. "The way to encourage geographic learning is to make it exciting.”

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Geography Is Hard

Geography Is Hard

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Asian/Chinese Currency

Asian/Chinese Currency

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Gini Sarver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i strongly recommend that you & your wife stay home, where, we all hope, that you’re safe & able to function on your own dude

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Amsterdam = Country

Amsterdam = Country

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Jay Son
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, more than once I've had a convo go like "where are you originally from?" -"the Netherlands" "huh? -"Holland" "umm" -"Amsterdam?" "Oh yeah! Coffeeshops!" 😑

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"This may be by including geography lessons in learning about different cultures around the world. Geography is a component of current events and there needs to be an emphasis on how these events are occurring in a geographic context. Geography should not be taught in isolation, it should be tied to some context such as history, the physical Earth, culture, or travel.”

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#29

Definitely The Shape And Flag Of Colorado

Definitely The Shape And Flag Of Colorado

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Countries On Map Of Africa Labelled Incorrectly On Gcse Geography Paper

Countries On Map Of Africa Labelled Incorrectly On Gcse Geography Paper

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