Rarely!?

Good thing he/she didn't become an engineer, then...

We're doing something right!!

Or maybe even 20.

Ah, I see what they did there

Perhaps that's just what they want us to think!!

Oh, wow! That must 've been unexpected..

It also says Exclusive to all newspapers and asks for contact from people who have seen her in Morocco. What trash-rag is this?

Doesn't belong here as it's from a UK satirical magazine -- it's INTENTIONALLY stupid.

Ehm, I am pretty sure this newspaper article was meant to be a joke. I already noticed couple of times that BP has difficulties with recognizing good satire or irony.

The number for having seen her is the same as the other one. I think this is a satire

I find most people are alive until they die

This is a private eye story.This is essentially an onion article. You have been punked by this story.

Well, that's amazing!

You don't say.

Yeah...most people are.....🤔

Nah really i thought she was dead before she was dead and by the way follow me

*pikachu face*

How was she alive if she was killed? Weirs but also cool

HaVe YoU SEEn HeR In MoRoCCO?!

Oh realyyyy

I don't believe this at all... clearly, as seen in the picture, she has one foot in the grave.

also months before

That's definitely from Private Eye (the cont. p94 is a running joke) so is a satirical article

No dur, Sherlock -.-

I want to know the date on this. April 1st, maybe?

So she didnt plan ahead!

I like the bit at the bottom: " Do you think Diana is dead or have you seen her in Morocco?"

R/wooosh

wtf this person must've been drunk or something

It should be obvious from the phone number at the bottom that this isn't serious.

yep, just like the guy who woke up only to find out that he's already dead.

If she had wore her seatbelt she would probably still be here

She'd have to be, wouldn't she?

not to mention, she died in the headline, but if you think she is dead or have seen her, call us lol

I suspect they meant to say "after."

What a coincidence! So was my mom and my late husband!

Why weren't we told about this?

really? I never knew that!

Imagine that! I can tell you a story about a friend of mine who was in Paris when this happened, and was in NYC when 9/11 took place. I have to burn sage to purify the house when she visits! Don't need any more foul luck than I already have!

No matter if you have seen Diana or not, please call this non-free number....

I don't see any problem with this news.. 100% facts reported 😁😁

This is cruel and ridiculous, not giving an iota of thought of those grieving her tragic lost!😖

Yeah but this makes sense since many believe she was actually shot before the accident by a second shooter on the grassy knoll

I would have thought that counts for most of people. Also why they give two identically phone numbers to call when they ask two different questions? Why Morocco when Dodi came from Egypt? So many questions

Wow! Jesus has come back!

You don't say!

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