He got double crossed.

Happy 4/20, Butterfly!

Draco, Bermuda Triangle is draining the tub.

kiss it, there may be princess inside

well well well, how that got dark

Good work Comrade.

As a ballerina, I totally agree!

this reminds me of that old children's song. anyone remember it? it was about a grandfather clock and how it stopped when he died

Okay. I laughed really hard at this one!

There you see a wild carpet in its natural habitat. Careful now, it can stampede you

so Carpet Bears exist? So I'll give it a random latin scientific name: Carpere Ursus/Ursa

Although I’m not a hunter, I don’t think anyone hunts bear with a shotgun.

*concern*

Form-fitting clothes are not for everyone.

True to his flag..

Sadly, she was bearly noticed.

Try giving them oxygen once every few minutes, that'll keep the bubbles going

what would we call this its not burying the mole?

Well that escalated quickly

I like peeps.

Now I'm scared to go under street lights

ITS A WITCH

I don't get it

this would be a great and horrible idea

Yes. Hand tree. The hand almighty.

The kid's still sort of smiling.

Black Plasma studios does something like that in their booper vids

A twist on the Narcissus mythology.

Okay, that's just violent. Was the bird a sacrifice or a witch?

While I am aware of precisely what a chicken's egg is, I've certainly never thought of a chicken eating the human equivalent. 😂Although technically, an egg is the equivalent to a period... A fetus would be like an egg with a chick in it. But it makes me think of that joke: a person goes into a grocery store and asks "can I have something for my dinner?" The guy answers, "Sure. I've got some fresh cows tongue here." To which the customer replies, "Ew! I could never eat something that came out of an animal's mouth. I'll have some eggs."

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