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Call a roofer.

“The reason I’ve made such stupid decisions…” nah that’s all you mate

I believe there are climates in which it would be possible for there to be fruits (from different trees) all year. However, planting fruit trees on sidewalks would result in piles of rotting fruit. Perhaps in public parks.

If this is true... the poor women of Ohio! Especially those who can't leave and leave the incredible misogynistic men (and their few brainwashed femal followers) to have the whole, then childless state to their own. Ruling it like they fancy until they extinct.

How to raise the average IQ in the US by 95 points.

If you look hard enough you could find "evidence" for most ridiculous "theories". The world is crazy.

I guess she still doesn't understand peekeboo or hide-and-seek either....

Oh Dale....

As AC/DC once said : Let there be rock ! :D

It's not like humans famously managed to design globes before there were images of Earth taken from space.

No wonder my back always hurts

Please. Sail to the ice wall and stay there. Please.

What does that even mean?

It's hard enough to explain real animals like platypus, now we have to explain the elusive duckycorns?

Iced wall, monsters on the other side our weapons are no good against them...Now where have I watched this???? https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

Edit only to add thanks and for clarification. My SO was a kind dear man, who played Santa Claus at nursing homes and literally rescued every lost kitty he ever met. We had very good years. And I live in assisted Living. That's why I lost so many. Plus we were very hard hit. We're rural, and in the first wave we had 75 cases. It's still active. I want to make this person to forcibly French kiss a known COVID ridden petri dish every day for 14 days. I lost my SO of 16 years, and 27 other friends to COVID. The only reason I really wouldn't do it,is I don't know any COVID petri dishes I dislike that much. This one infuriates me. .

SIDS is not a joke. I lost my son that way.

This is appalling...I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Good. Brian was a bit out of control.

Of course that's only if you use english alphabet, yet another proof that english is the language of Satan.

For f**k's fatherly sake, my fruity IQ is so freaking low now, it's fifty feet into the ground.

Then what did I spend all that time studying in the lab?

"Your body shouldn't be hit by hard objects" Yeah, I'd like to avoid that when I'm not on my period, too...thanks

I don't know about curing cancer, but this list is making me want to scream in a cave until I feel better.

No me, a biological female, having a similar collarbone.

Soooo... shall we throw a pregnant women into a blackhole to get a Superman?? when are we doing that??

Every time someone starts throwing the term "Orwellian" around like this I feel pretty damn confident in assuming they've never read a word that man actually wrote.

Fun fact: we humans eat dead things almost exclusively.

The fires are not allowed to cross the border without a visa - well played, Mexico!

The cringeworthy lack of basic science made me want to cry.

Posted on FB, which tracks you and knows just about everything about you.

This globe is only meant for decorative purposes in exactly the same way your chihuahua is not meant for guard duty.

I went to Las Vegas once and it was pretty much the same.

Wasn't the Ark designed by the Almighty Himself according to the Bible?

Sigh.

We learned that the racists, misogynists, narrow-minded idiots, and plain ol' douchebags are even more asinine when they don't have anything better to do. Someone should've sent them fidget spinners.

Oh, I think anger is the rational response here.

Where are the Darwin Awards when you really need them?

An engineer designed the first road also.

"...and they even lived for hundreds of years." I might need a citation on that one ma'am.

Are they trying to say the Romans were uneducated? Because half the maths and physics concepts used by engineers today are the exact same ones used by the Romans. No they didn't call it a "degree" but they didn't just send random dudes out to build roads. They had pretty intense schooling and apprenticeships. Conservatives trying to degrade education by appealing to this mythical past human who was somehow smarter and healthier despite literally everything we know about them, is just exposing how incredibly ignorant they are about history. Something that could be remedied ironically, with a decent education.

If those roads have lasted "an eternity", that means they were built before the universe came into being. Talk about planning ahead!

They lasted an eternity? I don't think we've reached eternity yet.........

Well they probably didnt have cars or trucks or heavy equipment riding on them either.

That's right - all ancient roads still exist today just as good as when they were first built and supported the same transport weight, speed and traffic. Right.

ok this person is stupid but the roads thing is right.

No, it's "and then, capitalism arrived".

BTW if you drove a higher-end Citroën you wouldn't notice a difference between those two roads - now THAT is engineering.

I don't think those guys who repaved my road yesterday were exactly engineers. They also only put a "Road Closed" sign on one end of the road, so we drove through the construction, THEN we got to the sign.

Or maybe, vehicles that weigh more than ten times the weight of a horse and a carriage arrived XD

Why is nobody mentioning the ancients living for hundreds of years? Sounds like this idiot fell asleep during history class and dreamt half of this!

The Romans weren't going with the lowest bid.

pretty sure the roman republic didnt have them newfangled automobiles

As an engineer, I love this one. I'm putting it up on my wall. 🤣

Back then no expense was spared because they believed it it was worth doing then it's worth doing right, nowadays we have politicians who only care about budgets and will happily save money in the short term even if it means having to fix something dozens of times.