Burn.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to

To be fair, unfortunately this one is often right.

overthinking monsters U :)

A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.

I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)

I know this, who was the comedian? Bill Hicks?

yabba dabba do

Tbh I think they're both trying to kill her.

It' embarassing for the humanity, not the author

It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".

Just use the floor.

Literally no one cares if you get a nokia

at least, he tries :)

If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"

This is a joke though.

Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.

Good comedy makes you question you own ideas. It can't force you to change your mind but it allows you to see something in a way you never have before. Many of my favorite comedians like George Carlin and Dave Chappelle said things I disagree with wholeheartedly but I still appreciate them bringing a point of view I could never find on my own because my own life is so different.

I still find plenty of things to laugh at some don't know what orange shirt is talking about.

Cannot say anything anymore without being racist.

Ironic. Comedians mostly lost their jobs during COVID. When we needed them the most.

thats what comedy is about: speaking about social issues but still making people laugh

I don't think he took that photo on the moon.

So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.

I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it

This is a little outdated. The kid on the right would be holding an X now.

...Well....

The movie sucked but that line still hurts 😞

I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!

So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies

Too bad we don't have gills, then

Gossip is now officially X-cretion.

Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food

Idk why but these remind me of bad tattoos