Burn.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to

To be fair, unfortunately this one is often right.

overthinking monsters U :)

A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.

I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)

I know this, who was the comedian? Bill Hicks?

yabba dabba do

Tbh I think they're both trying to kill her.

It' embarassing for the humanity, not the author

It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".

Just use the floor.

Literally no one cares if you get a nokia

at least, he tries :)

If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"

This is a joke though.

Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.

I don't think he took that photo on the moon.

So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.

I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it

I almost made it to the toilet 🥺🥺🥺

We almost lost our house in the fire but it stopped before it got here

Then there’s nature emojis

This meme is almost deep

I almost died.

that almost touched my heart

She almost died Depends on the context

I almost liked this.

I never thought about that before. Damn.

I almost got drunk at school at 14, where I almost made out with the homecoming queen (who almost went on to be miss Texas but lost to a s**t with much bigger breastes). I almost dropped out to move to LA, where I was almost famous for almost a day.

I almost died. We almost never met. He almost didn't make it. ... so sad.

Interesting. Like yeah the fact you tried and just failed can be more sad then not trying and not getting it. It's like if your competing and you almost win and you beat yourself up over how you could have done that little extra to win. Whereas if you clearly dont win then there was no little thing you could have done to win.

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This is a little outdated. The kid on the right would be holding an X now.

...Well....

The movie sucked but that line still hurts 😞

I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!

So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies

Too bad we don't have gills, then

Gossip is now officially X-cretion.

Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food

Idk why but these remind me of bad tattoos