Burn.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to

To be fair, unfortunately this one is often right.

overthinking monsters U :)

A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.

I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)

I know this, who was the comedian? Bill Hicks?

yabba dabba do

Tbh I think they're both trying to kill her.

It' embarassing for the humanity, not the author

It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".

Just use the floor.

Literally no one cares if you get a nokia

at least, he tries :)

If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"

This is a joke though.

Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.

I don't think he took that photo on the moon.

So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.

I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it

This is a little outdated. The kid on the right would be holding an X now.

...Well....

The movie sucked but that line still hurts 😞

So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies

Too bad we don't have gills, then

Gossip is now officially X-cretion.

Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food

Idk why but these remind me of bad tattoos