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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

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251points

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Keanric Choy 5 years ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

152points

#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

Final score:

211points

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Enuya 5 years ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

83points

#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Final score:

183points

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

87points

#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

Final score:

168points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

102points

#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Final score:

166points

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Leslie Tollefson 5 years ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

206points

#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Final score:

153points

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Just saying 5 years ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

79points

#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

Final score:

150points

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Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

124points

#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Final score:

147points

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

146points

#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

Final score:

142points

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Lol

28points

#11

But It's Vintage!!

Final score:

139points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

72points

#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Final score:

134points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

104points

#13

.45 Cheeto

Final score:

132points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

This is worse than the peanut!

114points

#14

Found This On The Gram

Final score:

128points

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Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

93points

#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

Final score:

128points

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Camil Gagnon 5 years ago

Sound logic...

49points

#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Final score:

119points

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

Me tho.

37points

#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

Final score:

114points

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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

138points

#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

Final score:

104points

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Mmmm how much ??

44points

#19

Burritos For Sale..

Final score:

103points

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Bonnie Clyde 5 years ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

114points

#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

Final score:

99points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 5 years ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

90points

#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

Final score:

98points

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BusLady 5 years ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

28points

#22

#supportblackbusinesses

Final score:

93points

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Mary Stiles 5 years ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

64points

#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Final score:

92points

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Iggy 5 years ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

137points

#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Final score:

88points

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Tammy Hornback 5 years ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

54points

#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Final score:

86points

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PieFace 5 years ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

130points

#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Final score:

85points

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Katchen 5 years ago

Those fingernails are foul.

203points

#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

Final score:

85points

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Bonnie Clyde 5 years ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

79points

#28

“Perfect Condition”

Final score:

84points

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SBW71 5 years ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

56points

#29

Hmm..

Final score:

83points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 5 years ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

64points

#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

Final score:

82points

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

52points

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#31

Left Or Right

Final score:

29points

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Chicago Kitty 5 years ago

I can't believe this would be legal- I seriously want to know if they sold.

35points

#32

Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make

Final score:

28points

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Beverly Kight 5 years ago

And here I am just throwing away the daily s**t my kid colors... What am I thinking? I could've been rich by now! 😅😂

17points

#33

$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free

Final score:

28points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Do you really want your fire to be able to move all on its own?

49points

#34

Um Okay..?

Final score:

27points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Or just walk into your local Taco Bell and take whatever you need...

16points

#35

$1. Zipper Still Works

Final score:

27points

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Camil Gagnon 5 years ago (edited)

Type of person who'd sell his used condoms. Waste not want not...

18points

#36

That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians

Final score:

25points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Someone who clearly doesn’t know that people can barely give away VHS of any edition.

20points

#37

Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks

Final score:

25points

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

That's ok. Sometimes rockery stones can be expensive. Depends where you live and availability.

25points

#38

To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer

Final score:

23points

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Batwench Premium 5 years ago

Actually quite a good idea. I think the lids in my house elope with socks and teaspoons.

38points

#39

Bless Up

Final score:

23points

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Just saying 5 years ago

The baby be 100% what?

33points

#40

Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale

Final score:

23points

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Iggy 5 years ago

Must have still been enjoying the contents of those bottles when they put the ad up.

23points

#41

Jason Stathom Cheetah

Final score:

22points

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

Why tho

19points

#42

Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship

Final score:

22points

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Entitled much ?

45points

#43

"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."

Final score:

20points

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velocirrober 5 years ago

Looks like the lovechild of Harry Potter and Ross Geller.

27points

#44

Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave

Final score:

19points

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Bookey 5 years ago

Um.. What are these?

18points

#45

Whata Deal

Final score:

19points

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Shawn 5 years ago

Craigslist ad reads....Runs and drives well. Small dent on the passenger door.. should buff out

14points

#46

Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It

Final score:

18points

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Natasha Forchione 5 years ago

I see Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

27points

#47

More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One

Final score:

16points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 5 years ago

it needs washed so bad that is gross

12points

#48

Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4

Final score:

16points

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Naomi Armitage 5 years ago

But it's not even "black diamond"!

21points

#49

Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck

Final score:

16points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

The half-on/half-off license plate really caps it.

18points

#50

Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????

Final score:

16points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 5 years ago (edited)

what is up with all the cheetos? lol

22points

#51

Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection

Final score:

15points

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Naomi Armitage 5 years ago

Too bad I can't drink Monster anymore (bad for my BP, etc.) or I'd try that Swiss Chocolate. Sounds pretty good.

8points

#52

Genuine And Authentic!

Final score:

15points

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K. LNU 5 years ago

OMG! I'm going to make a fortune! I have at least 5 of these, probably vintage 2018!!

24points

#53

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

Final score:

15points

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BusLady 5 years ago

I wonder how many people have touched this penny in 100 years?

7points

#54

I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding

Final score:

15points

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CookieNeerrrrd 5 years ago

Ok.... **INHALES DEEPLY*** ... WHY???

8points

#55

800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...

Final score:

15points

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Valerie G. 5 years ago

Was this written by the guy above trying to sell his sperm for $600?

31points

#56

The Next Craze In Take-Out Meals!

Final score:

14points

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Iggy 5 years ago

Barf!

21points

#57

Yeet

Final score:

14points

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Shauna MacGregor 5 years ago

last year at a yard sale I actually sold my old Gameboy (this style) with all my games for about $10. It didn't work!! But the guy who bought it knew that, and he thought he could fix it, so hey! I hope he got it working!

8points

#58

8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain

Final score:

13points

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Code for “I tried to sell it for parts and it didn’t work.”

19points

#59

$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)

Final score:

13points

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反社会的 5 years ago

"It's for the Sauce, Morty!"

16points

#60

Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii

Final score:

12points

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

I actually suspect that if you wanted all of those things, you'd have to do a lot of wandering around looking in game stores or p**n shops and in the end it would add up to not much lower than what this person is asking. It's just, you're not going to get lucky enough to find the one person in the world to whom this has that kind of value. You're going to get someone who wants a Wii and doesn't care about the Motion Plus or GameCube stuff and is willing to part with like $40 max because someone else will be selling a different Wii with controllers tomorrow.

6points