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Mighty_Fine_Shindig Report

Attempting to adjust my bra, lost my grip, punched myself in the face.

Final score:

202points

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

I've done that 😂😂

98points

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured One time I tried to fart while playing online poker really late while my girlfriend was asleep. About half of the fart came out before I realized more was on its way out too. I caught that before it was too late and jumped up and started to run to the bathroom. I had headphones on and yanked my head to the left and pulled my tower over as I kicked a 25 lb weight on the floor, broke my toe and then [poop] all over myself.

BLACKMACH1NE , Anthony Jauneaud Report

Final score:

200points

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

Sounds like a sh**y day

132points

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Tripped over a cat. Broke my foot. Cat was fine though.

ardnoik , Inge Wallumrød Report

Final score:

189points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Phew, at least the cat was okay! 🤣

133points

RememberThatName666 , frank servayge Report

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured When I was little I thought plastic bags were parachutes. I jumped off the table and broke my arm. Once it healed I did it again

Final score:

163points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

But you didn't say... did it work the second time??? or you broke your arm again???

90points

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Sneezed. Threw my back out. Couldn't work for a week. Could barely walk the first couple days. I was 27.

evnt_hrzn , DAXimus Report

Final score:

149points

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Natasha Forchione 5 years ago

Didn't know sneezes were that powerful!

65points

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Walked head first into a mind your head sign once. Not my finest moment.

CapinCos , Elliott Brown Report

Final score:

143points

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago (edited)

You did "mind your head". It's just that you didn't do it well.

41points

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Climbed a tree when I was about 12, fell out, broke my left arm. A week or so later,my friends dared me to climb the same tree with my left arm in a cast to my elbow. Got a branch higher than the first time, fell out, broke my right arm. Mum wasn't happy about having to take me back to hospital to get the other arm put in a cast too!

junior_joiner , Bhaskaranaidu Report

Final score:

137points

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Kateri 5 years ago

That's it! If you don't succeed at first try again!

74points

I was trying to kill a cockroach by squishing it on my carpet with a paper towel but it would not die. So I picked it up with the paper towel but for some reason I didn't crush it and it started to get on my hand, so I started sprinting to throw it in the toilet. I slipped and fell on one of those big candles with three wicks in a glass jar.

Lots of blood and 10 stitches later, there is now a 2.5-inch scar on my leg and I didn't even kill the roach. I got my ass beat by a cockroach.

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Final score:

135points

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karen snyder 5 years ago

In the end... they will beat us all.

72points

to_the_tenth_power , Michael Newman Report

#10

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Gave myself two black eyes when I was a kid by walking around my house looking through binoculars backwards so I couldn't judge the distance.

Final score:

123points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Did you learn anything from this?

48points

#11

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Tried to kick a balloon lying on the floor at a party.

Attack angle way too steep, kicked the floor and broke my toe, barely moved the balloon.

lurklurklurkPOST , Sarah Report

Final score:

122points

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

"attack angle" Omg I'm dying

93points

__fidel_cashflow__ Report

#12

Went to the gym with some friends on my lunch break - they challenged me to do a pushup with a clap behind my back before I landed. Challenge accepted and accomplished.

That day after work (while in a suit) I went to my girlfriend's house and told her about my newfound pushup skills.

I tried to re-live the glory, couldn't reach my hands behind my back to clap because the suit was restricting my motion, and landed chin-first on her hardwood floor.

I ended up in the E.R. to get 5 stitches under my chin and at the dentist the next day to fix a chipped molar.

Shouts to my E.R. doctor for not judging me too harshly.

Final score:

121points

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Flavia Slag 5 years ago

as a nurse...we just kind of shake our heads and smile.

101points

#13

I hit myself in the face with my glass Starbucks frapaccino bottle because I freaked out about a butterfly that flew near me. I know this entire sentence is dumb

MNYC19-2000 Report

Final score:

119points

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Magpie 5 years ago

*sympathy* being clumsy myself I understand that moment of "arrg how am I gonna explain this one?" And blessed are those who can laugh at themselves.

53points

#14

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Putting a knife in a toaster in an attempt to get toast out of it.

ImNot_That_Guy , bethrcary Report

Final score:

114points

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Kateri 5 years ago

Enough said.

39points

Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Why are we being shown a toaster oven when the "tale" is about a toaster??? They are totally 2 different appliances. Am I the only one questioning these "tales"???

3points

karen snyder 5 years ago

Well, Sherlock, I guess you cracked that whole, "not actual photo" case. Good thing you were so vigilant in your suspicions that #19 would fabricate a "tale" about sticking a knife in a toaster. Just because everyone thinks you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not all lying to you. They're all lying Shirley... All of them.

3points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I did that and years later I saw my son attempting to do it, too but I caught him in time. I have since bought everyone bamboo toast grabbers that will not shock you and make your hair smoke.

1point

Daric Apai (Darquestar1) 5 years ago

Everyone has done this. Everyone.

1point

Parmeisan 5 years ago

No, not everyone. Some of us were lucky enough to hear the tales of those who came before.

1point

Eden-Rose Huntsman 5 years ago

My brother put a paper towel in a toaster and almost lit our house on fire...

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

And you lived to tell the tale. Very lucky.

1point

Audrey Martin 9 months ago (edited)

The element in a toaster can burn you but it's not " live" so it won't electrocute you. You shouldn't put a knife in one though. If you lift the "lowering" k n o b up as far as it will go, it should lift the toast up above the slot ( if it's a normal sized slice)

0points

BluestarIsAwesome 4 years ago

I mean, I do that to...

0points

MantisKeeper 4 years ago

better than a toaster bath

0points

Rebecca Cote 5 years ago

Its fine, just unplug the toaster first.

0points

Unhuman_Weirdo 5 years ago

Dumb ways to die

0points

Michelle Dodson 5 years ago

This is how civil servants are created. Watch "Beetlejuice".

0points

Harry Larter 5 years ago

Sooo...

0points

Eli Lonn 5 years ago

What is the joke about knives in a toaster? I honestly do not understand why everyone is macking on the only way to remove toast.

0points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

It's incredibly unsafe if you don't unplug the toaster first.

0points

Kamryn McNamara 5 years ago

....Genius

0points

Kjorn 5 years ago

go with a fork you'll have a better chance to pick the toast

0points

Tricia Flynn 5 years ago

Done THAT before

0points

War Child 5 years ago

A shocking experience

0points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

This really isn't as much of an issue any more. Appliances have been required to have polarized plugs for decades, the metal casework should be grounded, or bonded to neutral, not to the hot side.

0points

Dominic Tobias 5 years ago

I do this all the time 👌

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

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0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Unplug it first. Then stick knife in as much as you want!

0points

Sue Knerl 5 years ago

Unplug the toaster first ya dumass!

0points

Lynn B 5 years ago

NO.

0points

DemPugs 5 years ago

At least turn off the damn toaster first!

0points

DP von Icecream 5 years ago

..... jezus christ, did you made toast for the entire town or something?

0points

Charcoal Kitten 5 years ago

Are u the guy in the one video ?

0points

Galaxies Dawn 5 years ago

what how would that work?

0points

Sophie Babbitt 5 years ago

Get your toast w/ a fork, do your own electrical work, eat medicine that's out of date, use your private parts as piranha bait, DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE DUMB WAYS TO DIEEEE SO MANY DUMB, SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE

-2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

You can’t die from expired medicine. The expiration date is to note that the medicine might stop working after that point. Dumb ways to think.

0points

#15

Age 6 or 7, the neighbor kid invited me to ride bikes or something. Don't remember. Went inside my house to ask permission. Mom said yes, and I ran through the house and out the front door. And missed the storm door handle. My hand and arm went through the glass. And to the ER we went.

I've got scars from the stitches and the scars ache when the weather changes or when I'm exposed to any itch anywhere else. Literally every day, I'm reminded of that business with the storm door.

But I can top that!

I bought a mandolin food slicer. Yes. Yes it's bad. And one evening I was using the brand new gadget to slice some Jalapenos. It was a very fast machine and sliced much faster than my ability to get my hand out of the way. So I sliced off the top of a finger between the nail and the knuckle.

Perfect slice of skin about the size of a nickel coin.

Not having any access to medical care at the time, I grabbed the first aid kit out of my truck and went to work with the other hand trying to stop the bleeding. Eventually got the idea of sticking the sliced finger part back where it came from. This worked. But there was no easy way to tell which way was what. And the finger slice went on backwards. Luckily it didn't get infected thanks to that damn useful first aid kit bag of tricks. Healed up fine. Aside from being backwards.

I'll never own another mandolin slicer.

fourflatyres Report

Final score:

109points

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Doober 5 years ago

This made me cringe so bad

87points

#16

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Cutting a cake for a friends birthday, accidentally drop knife, attempt to catch it with foot.

rapidarray , Colin Charles Report

Final score:

108points

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Kateri 5 years ago

Did you catch it?

63points

#17

I wanted to touch a bee. I was really young, don't judge me.

fra_n_ff Report

Final score:

101points

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Susann Campbell 5 years ago

I won't. I wanted to pet a bee because the fuzzy fur beckoned me to do it. I was six.

76points

#18

I was heating up a curry in the microwave, which was very safely placed on top of an extremely high fridge. Being very small and not being able to locate my special step, I try to reach up and remove the curry. Lo and behold, half of the curry spills down me, completely coating my arm.

It burnt me so severely that it damaged the nerves so I didn't have anyyyyy idea how serious it was. I was so busy eating the rest of the curry and mourning the lost half, it wasn't until I realised my whole arm was one big blister that I finally went to hospital. Took months to heal and the curry was only average

ilovealanthecat Report

Final score:

96points

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Eagle Girl 5 years ago

I cringe for you

41points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#19

I tried squeezing out a fart and got a hernia

Imjusta_pug Report

Final score:

95points

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Natasha Forchione 5 years ago

O_O

57points

#20

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Fractured both my wrists tripping over a blanket. Two casts

bonfire_bug , lchunt Report

Final score:

88points

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Mia O'Brien 5 years ago

Ever gotten your nail stuck in a blanket, fyi it’s also a lot of fun

27points

#21

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured My brother swallowed a bell metal turtle while my parents were on a trip. That was 10 years ago. Best vacations ever.

Daniela Aravena Report

Final score:

88points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

This one leaves a lot unsaid...

54points

#22

I was vacuuming, and thought the vacuum might not be working well. So I put my hand up to feel if the suction was weak. I forgot about the beater bar and it pulled my middle finger into the vacuum.

The beater bar was going fast enough that it took off all the skin on my finger down to the tendon. It actually bled very little, and hurt much less than what one would expect, because both the blood vessels and nerves were torn off.

I was also incredibly lucky because I should have needed a skin graft, but my finger managed to heal on its own. The scar tissue was painful to deal with and it took a long time to regain full flexibility and use of my finger.

Whitney Merrills Report

Final score:

88points

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Nadja Lambacher 5 years ago

there are men who had this happen to another body part..... *shudder*

50points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#23

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured Scratched the cornea and broke the lens in my eye during an unfortunate encounter with a cactus plant.

aashlib Report

Final score:

86points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Forget the scratch... I'd be a lot more concerned with your "green eye". lol

38points

#24

I popped my kneecap 90 degree to the left by wearing socks on a slippery floor. I was just walking and somehow lost control and POP.

So, walking.

LastTrainToHome Report

Final score:

85points

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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Hah I've done that! Ripped a chunk off my femur, my surgeon had never heard of such a thing (from socks, not in general)

26points

#25

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured I was walking across the living room floor, and I stepped on a toothpick. The toothpick did not go through the skin, instead, I lurched in fear that it might go through my skin and somehow twisted my own ankle as I crashed to the floor. Went to the ER and I broke it.

wonderberry77 , Pieterjan Viaene Report

Final score:

82points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Why would you go to the ER to break your foot? Ha ha ha ha !!! What happened to the toothpick!?? Why was it in the floor in the first place??? These "tales" have too many unanswered questions.

37points

#26

Broke my left ankle by tripping over my right foot while running in the house.

I also once got a black eye from throwing a snowball up in the air and catching it...and then missing it once

amok_amok_amok Report

Final score:

77points

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Markéta Podlešáková 5 years ago

Don't be so negative, you cought it, with your eye....

32points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#27

Looked down at my phone for too long at 10:00 at night and walked face first into a goddamn telephone pole. This was 2 years ago.

SamDaMan97 Report

Final score:

70points

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Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

And there are so many people who try to do this while driving...

52points

#28

At age 9 I jumped down a full flight of stairs for the hell of it. Landed on my feet and broke both my growth plates in my heels. Insanely painful. Insanely stupid.

yt_nom Report

Final score:

69points

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Living In London 5 years ago

I twisted my ankles climbing a mattress

36points

#29

I was out drinking and I tried to jump over a parking meter. Not realizing it was a single pole with two meter heads on it. I got hung up on the second head, fell and broke my elbow. Slept all night on my broken elbow and then walked to the hospital hungover and hurt the next morning by myself. Felt bad.

TonofSoil Report

Final score:

66points

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Magpie 5 years ago

?? deserve and honorable mention at the Darwin Awards ?? For taking ones' self out of the gene pool , but not dieing.

31points

#30

Picked up a water bottle off the floor and threw out my back. It wasn't like a 5-gallon, it was a 16 oz water bottle.

I didn't even know people could really throw out their back randomly and without reason like that. It was three days before I could even walk right.

effieokay Report

Final score:

66points

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John Seidel 5 years ago

I take it you are still young. When you become older, you will find that you can injure your back just getting out of bed.

49points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats).

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

At 17, was working the Saturday morning shift at McDonalds. A solitary hashbrown falls out of the fry rack into the oil. I grab tongs to retrieve the hashbrown and end up putting the first two fingers of my right hand in the oil of the fry vat. There was cussing for a brief moment until I realized there was an elderly woman standing at the counter. I apologized for swearing. She said "That's ok honey..I'd cuss too if I'd done that."

25points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

How nice! It's rare that you run into random people that are accepting of your faults.

3points

John Leriel 5 years ago

At 7, i tried to save a wasp drowning in a inflatable pool with my bare hands. The b!tch wasn't grateful.

20points

camena 5 years ago

once in kindergarden i tried to clean glue off scisors with my thumb.

11points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

I cut my thumb on a pill cutter because I wanted to see how sharp it was. A slight brush gave me a scar I carry to this day. I was a kid don't judge me.

2points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago (edited)

Begged my Dad to show me some moves he learned at Police Academy. So I snuck up behind him and wrapped my arm around his neck. He executed a flawless flip-like maneuver to throw me over his shoulder but he didn't realize how tall I had gotten compared to him and accidentally elbowed me right in the eye, giving me a horrible black eye. I thought it was hilarious but my dad felt terrible and he wanted to hide every time I proudly proclaimed "My dad gave it to me!" when someone would ask what happened.

7points

Mark 5 years ago

Went to school with someone who stood on a needle when they were little. The needle was in the carpet so the stood on what technically was the blunt end and it went in the bottom of their foot with just a fraction of the tip sticking out.

7points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

My brother in law (when he was about 10) was running through a field next to the apartment where my inlaws used lived. He stepped on a rusty nail that went through his shoe, sock and foot. A trip to the hospital resulted in him being kept for a couple of days to make sure there wasn't any further complications from fungal infections or allergic reactions to the medications. He ended up on the poster for Children's Hospital in the area...sitting in a wheelchair..foot bandaged up and IV bag hanging on the pole next to him...

5points

Kateri 5 years ago

It was really icy outside and me and my brother were leaving a friend's house. He was told that the steps leading down to the driveway were slippery, so he thought it would be a great idea to avoid the steps all together and jump over them. Turned out the driveway was icy too... Ended up with an arm fracture.

6points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Flawless reasoning! 😅😅😅

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

I think the moral of the story here is that we have all done something dumb. 😜

6points

Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

I was taking a shower once and I tried to drown a spider that was in the bathtub. I slipped and I brilliantly thought that if I tried to sit on the edge of the tub I would save myself. It didn't work. I went through the shower curtain banged my head off the sink and then off the toilet. Eventually I needed neck surgery for a herniated disc.

5points

Geri Stevens 5 years ago

Common house spiders are harmless to humans. You're not. Hope the spider was laughing all the way to arachnid heaven =D =D =D

1point

Dani 5 years ago

In primary school my friend and I (who is still my best friend actually) and I were obsessed with sharpening rocks to make them "knives." We were weird children looking back on it. Well one day my friend told me that her rock was really sharp and I told her she needed to test it by cutting me. It worked and I bled everywhere and have a giant scar on my knee even now. I was like 6, okay?

4points

diane a 5 years ago

Glad to know I was not the only one experimenting with Mohs age 8.

2points

Zori the degu 5 years ago (edited)

I've sprained my ankle 5 times! The last time was the most ridiculous: I tripped over my dog's tug-off-war rope. I had to go catch my bus for school in 10 minutes, so I simply put some cream on it and I was off, I have gotten so used to it! It was a couple of hours later that I realised I could barely walk properly. Mum took me to the doctor and it turned out I had a bone fragment in my foot. He couldn't really do anything, so I still have it and my ankle is extremely wimpy and twists at the feeblest thing. I also had a neighbour who put round cereal chocolate balls in her nostrils. Her parents couldn't pull them out, so they took her to the hospital. The first thing she did when she got back home was to put new cereals in her nose. Again me(7 years old) ran head first into a wall because I wasn't paying attention. Yup, that's why I don't want kids.

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

My oldest son shoved a balloon up his nose! He was about 3.

3points

Anna Phoenix 5 years ago

Oh, you're not alone! :-D I have twisted my ankle about 8 times in the past 20 years. Once a triple fracture. The last time was when I was looking for the sign to a conference and did not see a hole in the pavement. I was wearing heels and the only interpreter they got. Had to survive until lunch break(sitting, luckily), then hop on the one high heel to the hospital (luckily just a street away). Torn ligament! Hopped back for the rest of the conference on crutches :-D

1point

the Lemon Queen 5 years ago

I destroyed my ankle ligament! That was fun, cheap rubber crutches for three days :P

0points

Evelyn L 5 years ago

One time when I was really little I sharpened my finger through a manual sharpener. Didn't hurt and didn't need stitches, but a small layer of skin came off. I was a little bit too curious as a child...

3points

DC 5 years ago

Just tried out - I'm lucky, even my pinky is too big to do so even in the big hole.

3points

Jeanne Wessinger 5 years ago

Once I was talking to my teacher while playing with a stapler. I stapled my self.

2points

Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

Why did your teacher let you play with a stapler in the first place?

1point

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago (edited)

Running late for a meeting one morning, I walked down the stairs while at the same time putting my keys in my purse. I had done that many many times before, a lot of people does it too I guess. But I never do it now cause that one day when I was late for a meeting, I mistook the last step for the ground floor and placed my foot wrong. So I fell forward slamming my head in the front door to my building, banged my knee on a surprisingly sharp egde where the door mat was, and cut my knee wide open. I missed my meeting and had to get 8 stitches on my knee and now I have a pretty scar. It actually is pretty, I like it!

2points

Doober 5 years ago

Slammed my finger in my car door one morning. I had already auto locked the doors before I got out and had to frantically search through my cluttered purse for my keys with my good hand to unlock the door.

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

When that happened to me, my mom had slammed the door shut. I'm screaming "Mom, where are the keys" and she's screaming "OMG! OMG! OMG!"

1point

Junebug 5 years ago

A few years ago, I was taking out the trash and didn't see the hornets nest inside the handle of the garbage can, got stung 3 times on my legs and arm. I went inside and tripped over my dog and broke 3 toes on the kitchen table chair!!!

1point

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Now that's impressive bad luck!!

0points

Dogs_are_cool 5 years ago

When I was reading these I started waking and walking right into a wall. Not even kidding.

1point

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

i was a kid running around the yard shoeless. Stepped down hair on a nail that went right into my heel, I slowly pulled my foot off of it. It was rusty as hell and i felt every rusty piece as my foot slid off. Went to run into the house crying for my mom and i stepped on another rusty nail that went clean through the front of my foot. It was not a good day.

1point

Charcoal Kitten 5 years ago

Once I was in 1st grade and I was outside for recess. I was in front of a jungle gym thingy talking to my teacher for some reason. When I was done talking I turned around really fast and banged my forehead off the jungle gym. Got to go home early.

1point

Nubmaeme 5 years ago

Having been a klutz all my life, I'm glad to see that I'm not alone. Not that I want anyone to get hurt, mind you. I'm just happy there are others like me.

1point

Wendy Tanneberger 5 years ago

At the age of ten, yes ten, we were at a Mexican restaurant, waiting for my mother to meet up with us. I wanted to see if I could put a double-pointed toothpick in a straw and suck it up without swallowing it. I ended up swallowing it. My mom walked in to see her ten-year-old daughter a crying and slobbery mess. We rushed to the ER, and several x-rays later, they hadn't seen the toothpick. The doctors assumed that it had already broken down in my stomach, and I went home happy as a clam, never to use a toothpick again.

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

When I was 10 years old I lay with my back on the ground and played with my feet in the air with a ball, I threw it in the air and caught it with my feet. I kicked him in the air again and at the moment my mother called me so I turned my head to the side and the ball hit my head on the ear. So what I did not say is that I had earbuds in my ear (no idea why ok?) The ball flew on the ear stick in my ear and squeezed it in completely in. I had to go to the hospital. You had to suck all the blood out of your ear and the doctor said I did not miss my eardrum by even a milimeter so I was lucky not to be deaf.......Believe me I have a hundred such stories. xD

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

The doctor had to suck the blood out of my ear^^ and the earstick missed my eardrum a milimeter - the translator was bad sorry - because my english is not perfect :)

2points

Emmy 5 years ago

Do not make rock candy in a microwave safe plastic bowl. When you get the candy out of the microwave it melts right out of the bottom of the bowl like LAVA. I have a 6” scar on my leg, second and third degree. I had a fist full of second degree burns and slept an entire night with my hand in a bowl of ice water. And it melted a big arc into the floor in the direction I flung it. That was 25 years ago and seared into my memory.

1point

John Leriel 5 years ago

At 7 i tried to save a drowning wasp from an inflatable pool with bare hands. The b!tch wasn't grateful.

1point

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

I'll thank you even if the wasp won't. That was very kind of you.

2points

Panda Bae 5 years ago

I have 4, each very funny. First one: My 10 year old brother was helping my dad smash up an old toilet in our garage, and a chunk of it hit his ankle. Went to the ER and had to get 10 staples in his foot. Didn't even cry. 2nd: My 7 year old brother was playing on our swing set in the summer, and the bar above him hit his head and broke it open. 3rd: My older sister was 4, and she broke her collarbone jumping off the couch. Lastly, I was 11 and I broke my ring finger slamming it into a door.

1point

Debra Starr Moon 5 years ago

Trying to avoid hitting a kid who ran into the street, I slammed on my brakes SO HARD that I stress-fractured the top of my foot. ER doc said it was really hard to do that in the spot I did it. All I cared about was the fact that I missed the kid. He did have to change his shorts though. We both did!

1point

Sophia Trinh Hieu Thy 5 years ago

My brother was running backwards while doing warmup exercises before his tennis lesson. Ends up tripping over himself and lands on his hands. Now he has casts on both of his wrists. XD

1point

Sara Snyder 5 years ago

wish I could add mine... I fell down a waterfall. Broke my jaw and busted my chin open. moral: If the rock is bigger than you you probably shouldn't attempt to climb it. oops!

1point

Laugh Fan 5 years ago

My husband fell off a mountain and used his ice axe to stop his fall - it did but also went into his chin. Still, better than continuing to fall off a mountain.

2points

diane a 5 years ago

Could add so many to these - wonder I am still almost in one piece.

1point

Kateri 5 years ago

Almost?

1point

CelSlade 5 years ago

Was sitting on the carpet - scootched forward on my butt to pet the dog & threw out my back. 3 days in hospital. Don't pet the dog. It's bad for your health XD

1point

Bored Onion 5 years ago

Can I please add to this list? I've been idiotic many times.

1point

Kendall F.W. 5 years ago

When I was 3, I rode down the stairs on a toy car, Like the one a 3 year old could ride, we had a table on the stairs and the corner went directly into my forehead. At the doctors, I was so scared of the scissors for the stitches.

1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

At 3 you are not really aware of the consequences if your actions. The adult in charge should have been paying a little more attention, or the stairs should have protected somehow so that you couldn't reach them alone.

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I used to use q-tips to clean out my ears. (Which is not recommended, and should only be done very gently) When I was around my mid-twenties, I was complaining of ear pain in both of my ears. When the doctor cleaned out my ears, he found a q-tip head in each ear! I have not used a Q tip since.

1point

diane a 5 years ago

What else do people buy them for? Never been able to work it out

1point

Night Owl 5 years ago

At least you learned something

1point

The wolf 5 years ago

Hey we the first people!

0points

the Lemon Queen 5 years ago

Storytime! When I was six, I fell off one ladder onto another. Three stitches and a notable dent in my head that I carry to this day. Also case and point why I'm superstitious. Then three years ago I gave meself a huge scar from getting, and I kid you not, a flyscreen door stuck in my shoe. That was fun.

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Harleen 5 years ago (edited)

My top 3: I gave myself a concussion - I was nailing something to the wall, set the hammer on the ladder, got down to see if it was straight, bent down to get a drink from my water bottle on the floor, bumped the ladder, which knocked the hammer off and hit me right on top of my pointed head ** 2. When I was a kid, I liked to sit on bugs to squash them. (I was a toddler, don't ask me why.) One day I sat on a wasp. The chair was mesh and too much give to kill it. The wasp was pissed. ** 3. A friend had an outdoor pond that attracted toads. I stepped on said toad. The toad screamed. I screamed. I fell in the water and split my head open on a rock. And just to add insult to injury, one of their fish bit me while I tried to climb out.

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Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Last year I wasn't looking properly where I was walking and caught my toe on a portable metal railing - fell over, put my arm out and fractured my arm on landing. Had to ride a bicycle to hospital with one good arm. Oh and last month, I sprained my hand wringing out my facecloth.

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

We've had some bad luck with light fixtures. Story #1, my now-husband went to a friend's house, they were playing a video game. One friend went to the kitchen for a minute and invited my husband to take his place. 5 seconds after sitting down, completely randomly, the light fixture above him fell and shattered. Hot glass everywhere. Injuries were mostly on his hand and not too bad, though. Story #2, we were staying with some friends at my parent's cabin. Friend goes to the washroom, is peeing standing up when the light fixture suddenly falls. Friend sees something blur past his vision and instinctively puts his foot out to protect the floor. Glass shards through his foot, needed stitches. I'd tell everyone to watch out for light fixtures, but honestly I think it's only my close friends they're trying to kill. You guys should be safe.

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

I see now that the theme of this thread is "dumb ways people got injured" and not, as the URL would indictate, "strange ways people got injured". Ah well, they're still interesting stories even if not quite on-topic.

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Sam Petter 5 years ago

The first time I ever moved, my brother lent me a pocket knife to slice the tape on the boxes of stuff for my new room. A few boxes in, I go for one and vaguely register pain. Turns out my dumb, overtired brain had forgotten to ensure that the sharp side was facing downwards and when it wasn't cutting the tape, I had pushed down on the wrong edge. Tons of blood, and now I have a scar on my fingertip to remind me what *not* to do next time I move.

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Kamryn McNamara 5 years ago

I once broke my fourth metatarsal on my right foot.... By kicking a couch. A soft couch. Literally squishy. I broke my foot kicking basically a beanbag chair.

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Annamay 5 years ago

I wondered what that cord was on the high closet shelf so I pulled . Was a computer monitor. I tried to avoid it and fell backwards into the closet, landing on the vacuum. My foot was split open and broken. I was 72. We had to call for help to get me out of the closet.

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Benjamin Boysley 5 years ago

At around 7 years old, I was playing some variation of tag with some friends. I ran full speed at one of them, but missed and before I could do anything went face first into this solid wooden archway. There was blood everywhere and I had to go home.

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Jessica Compton 5 years ago

Ive cut my thumb open while washing a pot. Another time I threw my neck out while drying my hair (had to take a few days off work too).

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Jana Brown 5 years ago

When I was 12 years old I was arguing with my mom and went to my room. I went to slam the door and the k**b came off, so I just grab the door and jerked it to slam it shut. The door didn't shut, so I reached up to try and shut it again. That's when I saw blood spurting from my middle finger. I managed to cut part of my middle finger off and mashed all the others. What hurt more was when the ER doc put 5 shots with the longest needle I've ever seen into the bloody stump. At the first doctor visit the nurse was removing my bandage super fast and ripped out some stitches. The finger started to rot and smell terrible (like making the whole classroom stink) and doc thought they would have to remove it. It eventually started to graft and the nail even grew back although slightly weird. The finger is also shorter from some of the dead material.

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Mark Kelly 5 years ago (edited)

My cousin was doing a hand stand and I tickled him and he fell on my leg and broke it was in grade 1 here in Canada.

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Amy Broderick 5 years ago

I slipped while trying to lift myself out of a pool. Went face first into the concrete. It wasn't until later when I was wondering about the pain in my mouth every time I went off the diving board that I realized I chipped my front tooth.

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Laugh Fan 5 years ago

I did something similar and it really hurt - went to get dressed and someone pointed out my nose was bleeding.

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

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Hannah Snashall 5 years ago

I hadn't learned much about gravity at the age of 2. My sis balanced a pillow between the bunk bed and wardrobe and told me to sit on the "hammock". I jumped on it, landed in a toy box and broke my foot. Thanks, sis.

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Hannah Snashall 5 years ago

When I was 2, my sisters balanced a pillow between the bunk bed and the wardrobe and told me to sit on it. I clearly had no concept of gravity. Ended up breaking my foot.

0points

Daniel280456 5 years ago

This is entertainment. I want more posts like these and less posts attacking someone or a group of people. I know they're good for clicks, but I'm tired of seeing them literally everywhere.

0points

Elizabeth 5 years ago

I KNEW this thread would be good for some laughs, and it is! Anyone injured in the making of this has my sympathy. Being a human is hard sometimes

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PandaLover 5 years ago

This dude at my elementary school attempted to high-five a teacher with a water bottle hanging from the same arm he was going to complete his high-five with. the bottle swung with the motion of his hand and hit the teacher in the head, giving her a concussion.

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Aileen 5 years ago

When my grandfather was a kid he was chopping wood one day when all of a sudden he chopped the very tip of his thumb off. Instead of going to the hospital his parents literally just taped it on with Scotch tape. Somehow it healed.

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Estimation 5 years ago

When I was three I was running across my kitchen in socks. I slipped sideways, split my chin open. Didn't need stitches, but had to wear a bandage on my chin for 3 months. I still have a scar on my chin

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Eden-Rose Huntsman 5 years ago

I also was cutting avocadoes a few months ago and sliced my thumb and had to get 3 stitches

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Eden-Rose Huntsman 5 years ago

When I was in 6th grade I was running across the gym and stepped the wrong way and ended up tearing my ACL and meniscus and having to have surgery.

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

I got two. So, when I was 5, I attempted to throw a basketball at my brother 5 stairs down from where he was standing (At the top). It bounced back and hit me in the face, sending me down a long flight of WOODEN STAIRS, ending in a concussion and knocking out a baby tooth.

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Foxxy 5 years ago

I burnt my hand in high school. We were working with Bunsen burners and someone pushed me. My automatic reaction was to grab hold of something and it happened to have been the scalding hot tripod the Bunsen burner was under.

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better version of alex 5 years ago (edited)

My mom went to pick blueberries and a branch scratched her cornia, then a few weeks later she did it again. She sewed a needle through her finger while making a dress, and she also messed up he thumb sliding down a hill to save a kid who didn't end up needing saving, and it revealed she had broken her thumb years and years ago and never gotten it fixed. so the doctors thought THAT was the problem but it turned out it was just sprained and now she can't use can openers.

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Nostalgic Hyena 5 years ago

One time when I was younger I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with scissors while making a craft. It was a house, and I was trying to cut windows..

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toldyouso 5 years ago

- with 3 years: knocked over a glass and walked barefoot over it while my mother shouted "No! don't do this!" had to stitch it. Still got that scar on my right foot, - with 12 years: there was a piece of mirror that was broken but still attached to my closet. Cut a whole piece of my pinky finger from it while I tried to open my closet. A month later I tried to glue the mirror together, cut the exact same spot on my pinky and the exact same amount of piece. gave up on repairing the mirror and still have that scar. - i freaking fell over a 2 millimeter gap because i didnt lifted my feet while walking in 3rd grade and knocked my new tooth out. Have now still an syntethic tooth. - cut myself deep with a knife while cutting oreo fudge. Was overly careful and always changed bandaids, disinfected it daily and still got blood poisoning after it healed on its surface. Nurses and doctors all said "didnt you sterilized it?" well damn it didnt work.

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Pamela Jessen 5 years ago

Got hit in the arm by a fry basket fresh out of the boiling oil...had criss-cross burns on my arm from the basket design.

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Flame Phoenix 5 years ago

3 story's. 1) a friend was taking out a heavy trash bag, so he used momentum to toss it up, evidenly there was something sharp in the bag, let just say he's not longer aloud to take out the trash 2) my sister ate an wart magnet. She's fine now, we just heard her saying that there was a magnet sticking to her belly button all it took was patience and prune juice.. 3) I was stupid, I was on the couch and I put a board on the couch slightly elevated towards the window. I climbed on it, ended up going to the er and 3 stitches later, I was fine. I still feel it to this day, 6 or so years later

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Sabrina 5 years ago

soccer pIn like 2nd grade we were playing soccer in gym and I had the ball and this dude tripped me and I ran into a wall, nothing really bad happened(aka I didn't need to go the hospital) but I had horrible bruises on my face/ top of my head

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PeaSap 5 years ago

I put my punching bag up a while ago... right next to a concrete pole. Unsurprisingly, I try to elbow the punching bag, and end up karate chopping the concrete, very nearly breaking my hand (ER doctor was shocked it wasn’t). Bruised the bone pretty badly though... stil hurts 2 weeks later.

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This Lil Raccoon 5 years ago

Let's see I've - Dislocated my knee and sprained my knee falling down the stairs - Got a concussion from the car boot door slamming on my head after I'd let go of it to stop my saxophone falling on my foot. - Stroked a wasp (I was 8, did not go well) - When I was seven I was in a paddling pool and my dad tried to throw a bucket of water over me. He ended up hitting me in the face and splitting my lip. I fell backwards and passed out but I grabbed hold of my dad and dragged him under as well.

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Sophia Trinh Hieu Thy 5 years ago

During his tennis lesson the coach wanted my brother to do some warmup exercises. Had to run backwards for a bit. Ended up tripping over himself and landing on his wrists. Now both wrists are in casts. XD

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Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

Riding my bike down the street one day I thought I would show off to some friends by doing a cool skid stop. Unfortunately because I had just installed a rear view mirror on one of the handlebars I did a face-plant instead. I wasn't smart enough to realize that preventing the rear brake from working with the rear view mirror was going to be a problem.

0points

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

When I was about ten me and my friends tried a three person piggyback. .. I (top) fell backwards and scraped my back on a solid concrete bench... yes, it hurt.

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Lenka Smetanová 5 years ago

I was lunge a horse on the arena, when suddenly i star oosing balance, I leaned to one side, then I heard a snap, and after that I was falling down with a terrible pain. I sprain my ankle four days before fly on vacation to Egypt.

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

i was 3 or 4 when i touched a glass tv tube, not knowing it was hot-2nd degree burn on my index finger. idk why the panel was off

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Juliet Chéri 5 years ago

A few years ago when I was in high school my art class went on a field trip to the main art building on campus. My mind was wandering and not paying attention to where I was going, so I slipped on a puddle on the concrete(?) floor. I caught myself with my hands, and the pain in my right hand didn't go away like the pain in my left hand did. So I went to the nurse, who said it was just a bruise and sent me away. I went to the urgent care office after school, where they did an x-ray. Turns out I had broken a little bone in my hand. The doctor put me in a makeshift splint and told me to get to an orthopedic center for a proper cast ASAP. The nurse was in the room when my aunt was scheduling my day off to go out of town for the cast, and she looked like she felt awful for mistaking my injury for something that didn't need treatment.

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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

I stretched and pulled a muscle in my neck while trying to wake up for school :).

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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

Also, I once jumped up to shoot a basketball and messed my leg up really badly. Received no help for it. I don’t know if it was sprained or what. I receive lots of injuries.

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I tore a muscle in my back just by getting out of a chair. Couldn't work for a week. About a year before that, I did the same thing just from pulling out of a junction on my bike. It was so painful, I didn't know what had happened and ended going to hosiptal in an ambulance.

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

PS. Editing can't be done on Firefox. Hospital, obviously.

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

I have less feeling in my right side then my left (part of having mild CP) and I bite my nails. I keep getting really infected ingrown nails because I don't feel it until the point I need antibiotics to fix it.

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The wolf 5 years ago

a nickel coin?

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Janine Randall 5 years ago

I accidentally kicked a very large book while in the dark. Broke my big toe. It got a huge blood blister. I had to call an ambulance because i couldn't drive. Getting in to the ambulance, the blister broke. I think the paramedics were a bit angry about that because they had to clean up after me.

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Debbie Lyn Jones (Deb) 5 years ago

I take my shoes off when I drive - and I generally drive with my windows down in nice weather. I had to pick up my plates from DMV, so I parked, slipped my shoe on and .... got stung by some type of bee that had snuck into my shoe. — I had to go into DMV with the pain and swelling, check in, get seated, wait for my number and etc... etc.. — Now, I look in my shoes before putting them on and shake them.

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

25points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

How nice! It's rare that you run into random people that are accepting of your faults.

3points

John Leriel 5 years ago

At 7, i tried to save a wasp drowning in a inflatable pool with my bare hands. The b!tch wasn't grateful.

20points

camena 5 years ago

once in kindergarden i tried to clean glue off scisors with my thumb.

11points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

I cut my thumb on a pill cutter because I wanted to see how sharp it was. A slight brush gave me a scar I carry to this day. I was a kid don't judge me.

2points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago (edited)

7points

Mark 5 years ago

7points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

5points

Kateri 5 years ago

6points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Flawless reasoning! 😅😅😅

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

I think the moral of the story here is that we have all done something dumb. 😜

6points

Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

5points

Geri Stevens 5 years ago

Common house spiders are harmless to humans. You're not. Hope the spider was laughing all the way to arachnid heaven =D =D =D

1point

Dani 5 years ago

4points

diane a 5 years ago

Glad to know I was not the only one experimenting with Mohs age 8.

2points

Zori the degu 5 years ago (edited)

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

My oldest son shoved a balloon up his nose! He was about 3.

3points

Anna Phoenix 5 years ago

1point

the Lemon Queen 5 years ago

I destroyed my ankle ligament! That was fun, cheap rubber crutches for three days :P

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Evelyn L 5 years ago

3points

DC 5 years ago

Just tried out - I'm lucky, even my pinky is too big to do so even in the big hole.

3points

Jeanne Wessinger 5 years ago

Once I was talking to my teacher while playing with a stapler. I stapled my self.

2points

Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

Why did your teacher let you play with a stapler in the first place?

1point

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago (edited)

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Doober 5 years ago

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

When that happened to me, my mom had slammed the door shut. I'm screaming "Mom, where are the keys" and she's screaming "OMG! OMG! OMG!"

1point

Junebug 5 years ago

1point

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Now that's impressive bad luck!!

0points

Dogs_are_cool 5 years ago

When I was reading these I started waking and walking right into a wall. Not even kidding.

1point

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

1point

Charcoal Kitten 5 years ago

1point

Nubmaeme 5 years ago

Having been a klutz all my life, I'm glad to see that I'm not alone. Not that I want anyone to get hurt, mind you. I'm just happy there are others like me.

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Wendy Tanneberger 5 years ago

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

The doctor had to suck the blood out of my ear^^ and the earstick missed my eardrum a milimeter - the translator was bad sorry - because my english is not perfect :)

2points

Emmy 5 years ago

1point

John Leriel 5 years ago

At 7 i tried to save a drowning wasp from an inflatable pool with bare hands. The b!tch wasn't grateful.

1point

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

I'll thank you even if the wasp won't. That was very kind of you.

2points

Panda Bae 5 years ago

1point

Debra Starr Moon 5 years ago

1point

Sophia Trinh Hieu Thy 5 years ago

My brother was running backwards while doing warmup exercises before his tennis lesson. Ends up tripping over himself and lands on his hands. Now he has casts on both of his wrists. XD

1point

Sara Snyder 5 years ago

wish I could add mine... I fell down a waterfall. Broke my jaw and busted my chin open. moral: If the rock is bigger than you you probably shouldn't attempt to climb it. oops!

1point

Laugh Fan 5 years ago

My husband fell off a mountain and used his ice axe to stop his fall - it did but also went into his chin. Still, better than continuing to fall off a mountain.

2points

diane a 5 years ago

Could add so many to these - wonder I am still almost in one piece.

1point

Kateri 5 years ago

Almost?

1point

CelSlade 5 years ago

Was sitting on the carpet - scootched forward on my butt to pet the dog & threw out my back. 3 days in hospital. Don't pet the dog. It's bad for your health XD

1point

Bored Onion 5 years ago

Can I please add to this list? I've been idiotic many times.

1point

Kendall F.W. 5 years ago

1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

1point

diane a 5 years ago

What else do people buy them for? Never been able to work it out

1point

Night Owl 5 years ago

At least you learned something

1point

The wolf 5 years ago

Hey we the first people!

0points

the Lemon Queen 5 years ago

0points

Harleen 5 years ago (edited)

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Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

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Sam Petter 5 years ago

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Kamryn McNamara 5 years ago

I once broke my fourth metatarsal on my right foot.... By kicking a couch. A soft couch. Literally squishy. I broke my foot kicking basically a beanbag chair.

0points

Annamay 5 years ago

0points

Benjamin Boysley 5 years ago

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Jessica Compton 5 years ago

Ive cut my thumb open while washing a pot. Another time I threw my neck out while drying my hair (had to take a few days off work too).

0points

Jana Brown 5 years ago

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Mark Kelly 5 years ago (edited)

My cousin was doing a hand stand and I tickled him and he fell on my leg and broke it was in grade 1 here in Canada.

0points

Amy Broderick 5 years ago

0points

Laugh Fan 5 years ago

I did something similar and it really hurt - went to get dressed and someone pointed out my nose was bleeding.

1point

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

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0points

Hannah Snashall 5 years ago

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Hannah Snashall 5 years ago

When I was 2, my sisters balanced a pillow between the bunk bed and the wardrobe and told me to sit on it. I clearly had no concept of gravity. Ended up breaking my foot.

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Daniel280456 5 years ago

This is entertainment. I want more posts like these and less posts attacking someone or a group of people. I know they're good for clicks, but I'm tired of seeing them literally everywhere.

0points

Elizabeth 5 years ago

I KNEW this thread would be good for some laughs, and it is! Anyone injured in the making of this has my sympathy. Being a human is hard sometimes

0points

PandaLover 5 years ago

0points

Aileen 5 years ago

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Estimation 5 years ago

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Eden-Rose Huntsman 5 years ago

I also was cutting avocadoes a few months ago and sliced my thumb and had to get 3 stitches

0points

Eden-Rose Huntsman 5 years ago

When I was in 6th grade I was running across the gym and stepped the wrong way and ended up tearing my ACL and meniscus and having to have surgery.

0points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

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Foxxy 5 years ago

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better version of alex 5 years ago (edited)

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Nostalgic Hyena 5 years ago

One time when I was younger I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with scissors while making a craft. It was a house, and I was trying to cut windows..

0points

toldyouso 5 years ago

0points

Pamela Jessen 5 years ago

Got hit in the arm by a fry basket fresh out of the boiling oil...had criss-cross burns on my arm from the basket design.

0points

Flame Phoenix 5 years ago

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Sabrina 5 years ago

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PeaSap 5 years ago

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This Lil Raccoon 5 years ago

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Sophia Trinh Hieu Thy 5 years ago

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Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

When I was about ten me and my friends tried a three person piggyback. .. I (top) fell backwards and scraped my back on a solid concrete bench... yes, it hurt.

0points

Lenka Smetanová 5 years ago

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

i was 3 or 4 when i touched a glass tv tube, not knowing it was hot-2nd degree burn on my index finger. idk why the panel was off

0points

Juliet Chéri 5 years ago

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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

I stretched and pulled a muscle in my neck while trying to wake up for school :).

0points

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

Also, I once jumped up to shoot a basketball and messed my leg up really badly. Received no help for it. I don’t know if it was sprained or what. I receive lots of injuries.

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

PS. Editing can't be done on Firefox. Hospital, obviously.

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