if I came across my own black cat in this state i wud be terrified....

Anyone else see a face in the face‽

I think I saw that character in Pixar’s Elemental.

This looks painful. Poor man.

Leatherface: The Early Years.

I think it turned out to be caused by wind gusts iirc.

Sounds like a good opportunity to yeet your ute.

Cutie patootie

Let me tick these off the ticklist.

As long as it's stored with up pointing up you should be good. Maybe....hopefully.....

Tammy: "I'm a side sleeper, so mostly on my right side, but sometimes I switch."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Okay, that's a nightmare truck

Anyone else see a little dog face on the top part?

From what I can see, that art actually looks pretty cool.

Do you have the same amount of sensation on both sides?

Interesting that he used the royal “we” in the book title.

Please go to a doctor, if that's a bite from a handful of spider species, that could be necrotic and get really bad really quickly, also please keep an eye out for any red lines traveling up your leg, that's blood poisoning. It looks like you traced around it to see if it's spreading, if you didn't then you should but for real, please see a doctor.

So Grease was accurate then?

Give it to Jim Carrey?

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Looks like a big radish.

Always watching Wazowski, always watching…….

A "nice guy" incel seeking a waifu.

That's a wordy way of saying "I'm super inadequate and selfish and cannot have normal relationships with people".

Well there's a guy who is going to rightfully die alone.

Sounds like a real catch.

I hope this guy is in some type of government watchlist

grossssssssssss

Someone needs to get his head out of his fantasy world and grow up.

WTF? This guy is actually looking for a submissive robot. Or one of those sex dolls...ugh!

Predator much?

Where is the "who hurt you? What was her name? Was it....mothaaahr?" guy?

RUN DO NOT WALK ALSO BLOCK

Keep masks ON!

He wrote this while sitting in his mom's basement. Because he lives there.

Someone needs a hobby.

Doesn't mention his profession. As a provider, you'd think he'd want to put that out there.

WIVES??

Move on, nobody would miss you.

Bios first please.

Move on!!!!

He has two...families?

Fat ugly piece of sh*t living in his parents' basement selling socks online and doing gardening work on weekends watching lots of p*rn fantasizing a lot about garbage hopefully never to happen.

Give him lots of small talk!!

Straightforward and honest. There may be a woman who would like what he offers.

He's a keeper!

Um, good luck...block