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Nothing is immune to having a threatening aura. And by that I mean not even birds, cats, food, bedrooms, texts, adverts… even toilets. So if you stop for a minute and look around, the chances are you may run into one of these cursed souls hiding in both animate and inanimate things.

There’s even a Facebook group “Objects With Threatening Auras” dedicated to sharing examples of objects that people suspect have threatening auras. That includes day-to-day items like a can of SPAM or a road sign, as well as more elaborate human-made monstrosities like weird dolls and pieces of furniture that look more appalling than comforting.

Below we wrapped up some of the most spine-chilling and entertaining examples of objects with doomed auras shared on the group, so pull your seat closer!

To find out more about the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to Jojo Lynne, a 26-year-old moderator who collects Magikarp merchandise, rubber duckies, and any threatening objects she comes across.

"The origin of the group is based on a gift I got from my partner a few years ago," Lynne recounted. "He sent me a picture of a chunk of lead that he carved 'I love u' into. I told him to bring it home for me, and he did!" Now, Lynne said she just has a piece of lead that they keep out of reach in a closet.

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The community behind the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group is wonderful so far, Lynne says. "We do our best to foster an environment that's inclusive and fun to come across. Our entry questions probably reflect that the best," they explained.

Speaking of the entry questions, Lynne said that they get a lot of questions about the group's entry question regarding the shopping cart. "To clear things up, it's based entirely on a post about what kind of people do/don't return the shopping cart when able. It's a fun little question but it also gives me the tiniest insight to those joining the group," the moderator explained.

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When asked about the content which gets shared on the "Objects with Threatening Auras," Lynne told us that all of the content goes through moderation first. "I make sure that the content is relevant to the group name and filter out anything that doesn't fit. I typically send a message to the group member to let them know why it was denied," they said. Lynne also added that they don't post blatantly offensive material or anything that could start arguments easily.

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.

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And when it comes to the endearing appeal of threatening auras, Lynne argues that "the thing about threatening auras is that you don't really expect to be threatened by it."

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They explained further: "There are objects that are supposed to be threatening, and ones that are not. With so many real threats, I think we find some laughs in objects that just have that vibe. There's an unlimited number of Objects With Threatening Auras as well, so that keeps it interesting for everyone!"

So far, Lynne doesn't have any solid plans for the group's future. "I could definitely use admins in the future because I'm the only one caring for the group at the moment and I'd really love to see it thrive more."

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Jojo Lynne Report

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Spocks's Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly can't even look at a banana anymore without wondering what other objects will look like beside it. 🤷‍♀️

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1 year ago

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Lola Atkinson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I need now is a cookie monster cookie jar, his head being the lid.

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It's not weird enough!" "Well, I could add this banana". "Yeah, that does it."

Epona
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Fozzie (at least I think it is supposed to be Fozzie, his mouth looks...off, and his hat is the wrong colour). He doesn't deserve this.

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SlothyK8
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.

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Mayra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?

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Jojo Lynne Report

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Rob Chapman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫

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Yoel Shapiro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like Ralf Konig's killer condom https://monster-and-slashers.fandom.com/wiki/Killer_Condom

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Scout Finch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!

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User# 6
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strategic placement of control k**b... -edit- ffs BP, k n o b is not a dirty word.

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Jesse Setliffe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm not saying that definitely was used for that "something else", but I am saying that Milton is in the panhandle of Florida. So look at that thing, know where it's coming from, and make your own conclusions.

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The Deez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeahhhh, this is something I would do! I have a can of Emergency Googly Eyes that I carry in my purse, and I've been known to stick them on random things in public. I also have a portable air conditioner that we haul into the living room every summer that has eyes on it!

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Boreddd🇺🇦
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Italians and all other nations shall unite and destroy this monstruous yet slightly appealing aberation of a donut

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Kookamunga
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hot dogs are the perfect choking hazard: "The hot dog has just the right size and consistency to perfectly block the airway, it's the perfect plug that doesn't allow any air to get through,” said Johns Hopkins Children's pediatrician Nisha Kapadia, M.D. Careful with those weiners, people!

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Rhiannon Malone Report

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Ent Hugger
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know curiosity killed the cat and all but.... i'm going in!!! love to explore creepy underground/abandoned places... so who's with me??

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Tiny Dancer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The point, for them that don't know, is that this brand would never sell their products in cartons. As far as I know, they only sell cans, 12% percent alcohol (which is high in the US).

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Rhiannon Malone Report

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually marks the border of a country when they have a break in a perfect line like that

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Chris Holzer Report

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hey, it's that Wuzzle who was half lion half bumblebee! I thought everyone had forgotten about him!

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