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#2

Strange Objects

Final score:

340points

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Esme Weatherwax 1 year ago

I sort of like this

168points

#3

Strange Objects

Final score:

303points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

Shut up and take my money

154points

To find out more about the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to Jojo Lynne, a 26-year-old moderator who collects Magikarp merchandise, rubber duckies, and any threatening objects she comes across.

"The origin of the group is based on a gift I got from my partner a few years ago," Lynne recounted. "He sent me a picture of a chunk of lead that he carved 'I love u' into. I told him to bring it home for me, and he did!" Now, Lynne said she just has a piece of lead that they keep out of reach in a closet.

#4

Strange Objects

Final score:

296points

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hungryghost 1 year ago

be not afraid

110points

#5

Strange Objects

Final score:

265points

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sturmwesen 1 year ago

What would be worse? taxidermy or alive?

114points

Just a ray of f'ing sunshine 1 year ago

Alive. Definitely.

38points

Serendipity Halliwell 1 year ago

Alive. If that alien a*s looking hell goat walked up to me with its souless eyes peering into my soul... There aren't enough prayers.

28points

T5n 1 year ago

Probably alive would be worse. This one is dead though. Goat pupils are rectangular . The round pupils indicate fake eyes placed by a taxidermist

16points

Rider 1 year ago

Taxidermy, it would never stop staring. Alive, eventually it will have to blink.

10points

Dave Nalesnik 1 year ago

Both, simultaneously.

7points

Mama Penguin 1 year ago

Alive. And even worse, you bumped into it while walking around an ancient catacomb with dim lighting and you're separated from the tour group.

5points

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

Taxidermy while being alive

3points

Ari 1 year ago

Taxidermy, I hate those things, too realistic for me *shudders*

3points

Paola Martz 1 year ago

Yes.

3points

Julie Ann Al buzbeba 1 year ago

Alive...OR dead...and standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night....

2points

Deppression 1 year ago

Alive

2points

JuniorCJ82 1 year ago

Taxidermy, obviously. Those are NOT goat eyes.

1point

Just A Reader 1 year ago

An alive tax collector. Or a live taxidermist goat-man 🫣

1point

Jessica J. 1 year ago

Both, at the same time...

1point

Toothpaste guy 1 year ago

Yes

1point

MimSorensson 1 year ago

Yes.

1point

R F 1 year ago

Yes.

1point

Aldhissla VargTimmen 1 year ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks cute?

49points

Nadia D 1 year ago

I think so too🙂

11points

Scout Finch 1 year ago

Me too! I'd pet!

8points

Anita 1 year ago

Nope, me too

3points

meerkatz007 1 year ago

Goats are always cute, dressed or undressed!

2points

simply.Taz 1 year ago

Me, too!

2points

MyDogIsSoWeird 1 year ago

Nope!

2points

Book Worm Panda 1 year ago

I love it!

1point

Amen Mesay 1 year ago

Nope

0points

Macaroni 1 year ago

I do

0points

JB 1 year ago

WHAT THE H3LL DO YOU WANT KID

21points

Scout Finch 1 year ago

Who you gonna call?

17points

Cassidy Moore 1 year ago

That's definitely a skin walker 😦

11points

LesAnimaux 1 year ago

Flesh Pedestrian

5points

Jasam Nitko 1 year ago

Oh so cute! 😍

9points

Rosalie Waller 1 year ago

😬!!!

2points

Frances Pitchounetta 1 year ago

It's look like a creepy house elf from Harry Potter

6points

Spocks's Mom 1 year ago

I thought the same.

1point

Hot dog with Beans 1 year ago

He looks like he would point a knife at me and ask for an Almond Joy really kindly

5points

Luke Andersen 1 year ago

"father, why do you hide from me?"

5points

Elizabeth Molloy 1 year ago

Wouldst thou like to live ... deliciously?

5points

Tangwulf 1 year ago

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

4points

too indesicive to choose name 1 year ago

How is it possible for it to be so cute and yet horrific?

4points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

You summed it up perfectly. It’s taxidermy tho, because goat eyes definitely don’t look like that

1point

Mallory McCartney 1 year ago

Oh, somebody hug him already.

4points

The long necked dino 1 year ago

This looks like the fever dream i had last night!

4points

Julie Ann Al buzbeba 1 year ago

Taxidermied....yet I wake up every morning to find tiny cloven hoof prints all over my house....

3points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

YAAAAAAAAAA

1point

Lilsomms 1 year ago

Goat have square pupils and this does not. I have a feeling it's either taxidermy or a prop of some sort.

3points

simply.Taz 1 year ago

I think it's cute! Lol

3points

OhBlahDi OhBlahDa 1 year ago

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

3points

Id row 1 year ago

Give that house elf a sock already.

3points

Kitten Dog Mom 1 year ago

Aww poor thing, it looks so sad...

3points

Detective Miller's Hat 1 year ago

He has a side quest for you.

3points

Dr. W.D. Gaster 1 year ago

Alright, who forgot to dry Asriel's clothes

3points

Ozymandias73 1 year ago

Creepy, but cute. Look at that face.

3points

Malina Balatocan 1 year ago

I had to look twice...

3points

Smiley_Cat 1 year ago

bro thats GROVER from the PERCY JACKSON series lol

2points

Awkward Lady 1 year ago

Dobby, reincarnated!

2points

ThatBiBookLover 1 year ago

Well f**k me sideways in a chair that s**t is TERRIFYING

2points

Chris M 1 year ago

'Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is free!"

2points

Jaguarundi 1 year ago

I had to make absolutely sure that it had hooves and not hands. Although, those hooves look a little sketchy.

2points

Pjerrot 1 year ago

My 🐶 dog stands likes this when He Realllllly want’s something … Maybe it’s the same with Goatie here😂🤣

2points

Cuppa tea? 1 year ago

Are you ready to talk about our master, the dark lord, ruler of underworld?

2points

Benita Valdez 1 year ago

Two legs good. 4 legs baaaaaaad

2points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

Animal farm

1point

glowworm2 1 year ago

Yeah, I think that's what I'd imagine the Devil to look like in real life. Just dye him red.

2points

Jordi Sharpe 1 year ago

He just wants a hug.

2points

Jake Lewis 1 year ago

What's creepier is that it appears to be locked in someone's cellar

2points

D Battle II 1 year ago

Needs banana for scale!!

2points

Lazy Panda 1 year ago

The devil is coming for somebody's soul!

2points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

Funny possessed goat be like : oh hi what are you doing here?!?!

1point

Xray0976 1 year ago

Mother f****r!!!!

1point

Thomas Ewing 1 year ago

I'm waiting for my Wolf's coat.

1point

ohjojo (you/your's) 1 year ago

Give it a sock and set it free

1point

Liz Orreo trex ago go 1 year ago

Definitely taxidermy goat eyes have vertical slits, this guy has teddy bear eyes.

1point

Ava 1 year ago

He was in my class in highschool!!

1point

Queen Mab 1 year ago

Why is he looking at me??? What does he want???

1point

Your Local Slytherin 1 year ago

Cute...or evil...

1point

sanstheskeleton 1 year ago

Oh hey! it's tori!

1point

Tyler 1 year ago

u got games on ur phone?

1point

Gh0st! 1 year ago

Ello, wud ya like sum cheese?

1point

Marie Dahme 1 year ago

Son of Doby

1point

Kimberley Kowal 1 year ago

What the....

1point

Random Toad 1 year ago

Its cute in a creepy way

1point

o_o 1 year ago

It looks like the fiend if u know u know

1point

Emily Barnes 1 year ago

No

1point

jay <3 1 year ago

ummmm... what???

1point

Max 1 year ago

Ah! My son. I wondered where he got to.

1point

A.Ham 1 year ago

It looks soooo creepy

1point

Jennifer Lias 11 months ago

Skinwalker

0points

Hammond Chiez 1 year ago

He's adorable, and I've actually seen goats do this, they just can't keep it up for very long.

0points

RavenTheCat 1 year ago

Furry

0points

Elizabeth Butler 1 year ago

Someone stuffed Dobby

0points

Raven Red 1 year ago

when you're practicing latin but keep making mistakes.

0points

C C 1 year ago

can’t help but think about damien and the omen

0points

666Slay.Com 1 year ago

this is more cute, than anything else.

0points

Book Worm Panda 1 year ago

Its cute, so SHUT UP!

0points

Daydreaming in the dark 1 year ago

the entire Dreemur family if they existed

0points

Terra Raizor 1 year ago

It almost looks like an oil painting

0points

Emma Preston 1 year ago

Did somebody say kfc

0points

pp horrendous 1 year ago

just a little boy

0points

Daniel Atkins 1 year ago

That has to be a Ring Doorbell photo you know that person had quite the scare seeing it on their phone.

0points

#6

Strange Objects

Final score:

254points

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michelle 1 year ago

get out of the building now already

198points

The community behind the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group is wonderful so far, Lynne says. "We do our best to foster an environment that's inclusive and fun to come across. Our entry questions probably reflect that the best," they explained.

Speaking of the entry questions, Lynne said that they get a lot of questions about the group's entry question regarding the shopping cart. "To clear things up, it's based entirely on a post about what kind of people do/don't return the shopping cart when able. It's a fun little question but it also gives me the tiniest insight to those joining the group," the moderator explained.

#7

Strange Objects

Final score:

248points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

Me in the morning be like:

105points

#8

Strange Objects

Final score:

248points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

Wow... this is the most deliciously metal thing ever!

93points

#9

Strange Objects

Final score:

241points

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JB 1 year ago

it walks I run

179points

When asked about the content which gets shared on the "Objects with Threatening Auras," Lynne told us that all of the content goes through moderation first. "I make sure that the content is relevant to the group name and filter out anything that doesn't fit. I typically send a message to the group member to let them know why it was denied," they said. Lynne also added that they don't post blatantly offensive material or anything that could start arguments easily.

#10

Strange Objects

Final score:

239points

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JB 1 year ago

filet 'o sole

85points

#11

Strange Objects

Final score:

237points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

What gave it away?

106points

#12

Strange Objects

Final score:

231points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.

136points

And when it comes to the endearing appeal of threatening auras, Lynne argues that "the thing about threatening auras is that you don't really expect to be threatened by it."

They explained further: "There are objects that are supposed to be threatening, and ones that are not. With so many real threats, I think we find some laughs in objects that just have that vibe. There's an unlimited number of Objects With Threatening Auras as well, so that keeps it interesting for everyone!"

So far, Lynne doesn't have any solid plans for the group's future. "I could definitely use admins in the future because I'm the only one caring for the group at the moment and I'd really love to see it thrive more."

#13

Strange Objects

Final score:

224points

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Barbra E. Nyberg 1 year ago

This one really bugs me.

156points

#14

Strange Objects

Final score:

203points

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Kristal 1 year ago

Banana for scale

148points

#15

Strange Objects

Final score:

199points

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the shy platypus from nextdoor 1 year ago

Noooo, pls don't 😶

72points

#16

Strange Objects

Final score:

196points

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Onion Cutting Ninja 1 year ago

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAAAAM SPAMITY SPAAAAM

94points

#17

Strange Objects

Final score:

186points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

The pie is so sad I want to hug it

79points

#18

Strange Objects

Final score:

186points

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SlothyK8 1 year ago

Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.

13points

#19

Strange Objects

Final score:

178points

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Lee F. 1 year ago

Faces ON please. Thank you.

86points

#20

Strange Objects

Final score:

174points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

Nooooooooooo—

114points

#21

Strange Objects

Final score:

173points

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Ent Hugger 1 year ago

just happy to see mr. fraser out n about! <3

27points

#22

Strange Objects

Final score:

165points

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Rob Chapman 1 year ago

I'll take this over that repulsive cockroach monster above

139points

#23

Strange Objects

Final score:

163points

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Elizabeth Molloy 1 year ago

An illustration based on Junji Ito's Uzumaki.

84points

#24

Strange Objects

Final score:

161points

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Mayra 1 year ago

Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?

112points

#25

Strange Objects

Final score:

158points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago (edited)

Baby yoda going through the rebellious phase:

117points

#26

Strange Objects

Final score:

158points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

Kowalski, analysis!

97points

#27

Strange Objects

Final score:

152points

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Mayra 1 year ago

I hate when I forget what continent I’m on

71points

#28

Strange Objects

Final score:

148points

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Rob Chapman 1 year ago

When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫

106points

#29

Strange Objects

Final score:

146points

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Nathaniel 1 year ago

Pork your butt on the sofa.

95points

#30

Strange Objects

Final score:

139points

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Lily Robertson 1 year ago

What the hell IS this?! A CDC funhouse?

53points

#31

Strange Objects

Final score:

138points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

"Hey dude, wanna buy some crack?"

109points

#32

Strange Objects

Final score:

136points

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Jar of Pickles 1 year ago

I like that

134points

#33

Strange Objects

Final score:

134points

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sturmwesen 1 year ago

"I am your cuddle baby"

102points

#34

Strange Objects

Final score:

130points

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Sue Lynn Chan 1 year ago

Thanks! It’s mine now🗿

57points

#35

Strange Objects

Final score:

124points

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Mayra 1 year ago

This looks like a worm orgy, no thanks

89points

#36

Strange Objects

Final score:

124points

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Yoel Shapiro 1 year ago

Looks like Ralf Konig's killer condom https://monster-and-slashers.fandom.com/wiki/Killer_Condom

31points

#37

Strange Objects

Final score:

119points

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Mayra 1 year ago

This ATM’s been playing too many video games

65points

#38

Strange Objects

Final score:

110points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

It's a rare condition called...umm...so yeah, it's a rare condition.

128points

#39

Strange Objects

Final score:

110points

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Scout Finch 1 year ago

Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!

72points

#40

Strange Objects

Final score:

107points

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the shy platypus from nextdoor 1 year ago

It reminds me a (really) tiny little bit of e.t.

82points

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#41

Strange Objects

Final score:

42points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 1 year ago

should have thrown away that leftover resin

20points

#42

Strange Objects

Final score:

40points

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JoJo Anisko 1 year ago

Udderly ridiculous.

27points

#43

Strange Objects

Final score:

40points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

"Trash and culture", yes it's both.

16points

#44

Strange Objects

Final score:

38points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

Side effects: extreme constipation

22points

#45

Strange Objects

Final score:

37points

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KJ 1 year ago

That will be interesting watching someone try to eat it.

18points

#46

Strange Objects

Final score:

36points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

*internal screams in many languages

21points

#47

Strange Objects

Final score:

36points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

I don't like this new origin story for the Hulk.

33points

#48

Strange Objects

Final score:

36points

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Alexandra Davis 1 year ago

He's eaten so much KFC that's he's wider than he is tall!

12points

#49

Strange Objects

Final score:

34points

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the shy platypus from nextdoor 1 year ago

👽

33points

#50

Strange Objects

Final score:

33points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

Gotta ask... who did?

18points

#51

Strange Objects

Final score:

33points

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JB 1 year ago

well, it is clean as a whistle

10points

#52

Strange Objects

Final score:

32points

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Malina Balatocan 1 year ago

Handy!

6points

#53

Strange Objects

Final score:

32points

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Lisa T 1 year ago

Winner Winner, Brynner dinner

27points

#54

Strange Objects

Final score:

31points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

… what does ‘triple tested’ mean?

35points

#55

Strange Objects

Final score:

28points

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Lisa T 1 year ago

My eldest son has a pair of these

14points

#56

Strange Objects

Final score:

28points

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User# 6 1 year ago (edited)

Strategic placement of control k**b... -edit- ffs BP, k n o b is not a dirty word.

23points

#57

Strange Objects

Final score:

28points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

Now I'm not saying that definitely was used for that "something else", but I am saying that Milton is in the panhandle of Florida. So look at that thing, know where it's coming from, and make your own conclusions.

32points

#58

Strange Objects

Final score:

27points

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Barbra E. Nyberg 1 year ago

Do not open. Ever.

13points

#59

Strange Objects

Final score:

27points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

That's... great *backs away slowly*

44points

#60

Strange Objects

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26points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 1 year ago

it looks pretty cool except for the word kill

16points

#61

Strange Objects

Final score:

26points

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Brendan Meade 1 year ago

what is this

12points

#62

Strange Objects

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25points

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Wadofbees 1 year ago

Babe wake up new scp just dropped.

1point

#63

Strange Objects

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24points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

I feel you, buddy. I hate my job too.

14points

#64

Strange Objects

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24points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

Stonedpanda.com

16points

#65

Strange Objects

Final score:

22points

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The Deez 1 year ago

Yeahhhh, this is something I would do! I have a can of Emergency Googly Eyes that I carry in my purse, and I've been known to stick them on random things in public. I also have a portable air conditioner that we haul into the living room every summer that has eyes on it!

2points

#66

Strange Objects

Final score:

22points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago (edited)

Italians and all other nations shall unite and destroy this monstruous yet slightly appealing aberation of a donut

22points

#67

Strange Objects

Final score:

21points

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Kookamunga 1 year ago

Hot dogs are the perfect choking hazard: "The hot dog has just the right size and consistency to perfectly block the airway, it's the perfect plug that doesn't allow any air to get through,” said Johns Hopkins Children's pediatrician Nisha Kapadia, M.D. Careful with those weiners, people!

22points

#68

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19points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

I think I’ve seen this somewhere

18points

#69

Strange Objects

Final score:

19points

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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

Brad Mondo's castoff?

5points

#70

Strange Objects

Final score:

19points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

If Shrek and Donkey had a kid.

33points

#71

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18points

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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

Oh no it's Sonichu

18points

#72

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17points

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dv8 sm 1 year ago

Penguin Egg

25points

#73

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Final score:

17points

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Rabbit Of ill Portent 1 year ago

Someone left their bath toy on the floor

23points

#74

Strange Objects

Final score:

16points

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Ent Hugger 1 year ago (edited)

i know curiosity killed the cat and all but.... i'm going in!!! love to explore creepy underground/abandoned places... so who's with me??

20points

#75

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Final score:

16points

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Piggy Tee 1 year ago

We used to have chocolate cigarettes for kids when I grew up

19points

#76

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14points

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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago

Blimey

11points

#77

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Final score:

14points

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imontape 1 year ago

Just like George costanza's dad

6points

#78

Strange Objects

Final score:

14points

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Ari 1 year ago

"Let me out."

4points

#79

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13points

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Andreas Prince 1 year ago

He will be fired one way or another...

13points

#80

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12points

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Thushari Seneviratne 1 year ago

boop!

8points

#81

Strange Objects

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12points

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Ga Di 1 year ago

a jouch

21points

#82

Strange Objects

Final score:

11points

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Aubry 1 year ago

That is almost certainly uranium glass

12points

#83

Strange Objects

Final score:

11points

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Tiny Dancer 1 year ago

The point, for them that don't know, is that this brand would never sell their products in cartons. As far as I know, they only sell cans, 12% percent alcohol (which is high in the US).

1point