WTF?

I sort of like this

Shut up and take my money

be not afraid

What would be worse? taxidermy or alive?

get out of the building now already

Me in the morning be like:

Wow... this is the most deliciously metal thing ever!

it walks I run

filet 'o sole

What gave it away?

Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.

This one really bugs me.

Banana for scale

Noooo, pls don't 😶

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAAAAM SPAMITY SPAAAAM

The pie is so sad I want to hug it

Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"

"Have a wonderful Christmas! Or else...!"

Prefect gift for your enemies

Seems like the threats are fresh from Virginia. Totally worth 250.00.

I am not what you would call a “Christmas person”…so I would absolutely pay $250 for a bag of Christmas threats if it will keep me out of the ‘Secret Santa’ drawing at work and stop neighbors from asking me why I haven’t put up any decorations.

I’ll take three, please.

Xmas Xtortion

Oh I love Christmas threats!! Thank you!

All I want for Christmas!

I'll inform the Wife.

Let's see ... "You better not shout", "You better not cry", "You better not pout", etc.

You'd better buy it or else

$250.00??? I give those away for free.

Please share the address of this shop. No reason.

Faces ON please. Thank you.

Nooooooooooo—

just happy to see mr. fraser out n about! <3

I'll take this over that repulsive cockroach monster above

An illustration based on Junji Ito's Uzumaki.

Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?

Baby yoda going through the rebellious phase:

Kowalski, analysis!

I hate when I forget what continent I’m on

When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫

Pork your butt on the sofa.

What the hell IS this?! A CDC funhouse?

"Hey dude, wanna buy some crack?"

I like that

"I am your cuddle baby"

Thanks! It’s mine now🗿

This looks like a worm orgy, no thanks

Looks like Ralf Konig's killer condom https://monster-and-slashers.fandom.com/wiki/Killer_Condom

This ATM’s been playing too many video games

It's a rare condition called...umm...so yeah, it's a rare condition.

Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!