Finish him ... FATALITY

I only know 7 hieroglyphics.

I'm chocolate!

Ok I will confess: I like to read gay romance novels (m+m), I'm a hetero woman. Hetero men like to watch two women together, so why shouldn't I imagine two hot guys getting intimate 😆

Parents to kid "It's time we told you you're adopted.... your new parents will be here shortly"

If only

Friendly reminder than condoms are only about 98% effective *before* user error, so while condoms are definitely a great, convenient, simple method of contraception and this guy should have no problem wearing one, if you plan on having sex with someone who seems like as much of an idiot as the guy shown in the comic, it might be good to have that extra precaution because I'm guessing his offspring would also be aśsholes.. :)

I love Halle Bailey as Ariel, i just wish her hair would have been redder. I have red hair, and when i was little, i loved Ariel because she had the same hair as me! Even when kids called me carrot head (they really did!) I remembered that a princess had my hair!

...or a very poor drawing of a dog, with long flappy ears.

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Spiders don't have that many options, do they? Maybe webmaster would be another one

The only way to make the right panel not creepy anymore is to start breastfeeding kids everywhere. Every mother should (attempt) to breastfeed their children and shouldn't be ashamed to do it in public

I will never get why people attribute character traits to some random assortment of stars that are millions of lightyears away -also from each other- some of them long dead. But that might be the Scorpio speaking

I wish a had gay parents, it would have made my journey to accepting myself so much easier, and maybe then they'd actually kind of understand me. But I can't change who I have so I will make the most of it and hopefully be the gay parent for someone else. :)

Note to self: All humans are equally filled with tasty, valuable organs!

once again, my cat intestines have foiled this!

Forgot to illustrate the brain...

Very true we are all basically the same be kind to all

So none of them have a brain? (I’m commenting on the fact that depicting hair is more important than the organ which controls all other organs) also why are they all white? Although they could have not put brains there because that gives them free thought and the ability to be bad or good. But anyways I do like the message.

What's that on the right next to the stomach? The gallbladder?

what... what if theyre male

Why was I expecting an Australian with reversed organs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What about brown, red, blonde, platinum, white, and multicolored hair people?

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Something seems off

So we are our bodies?

' I'm gonna touch the boat, dad! I can do what I want!'

I turned it off.. but it wont turn back on...

O_o i'd just back away slowly...

I mean, they're not wrong

A perfect beach body is any body that has been thoroughly covered in sunscreen.

Lying on my side...fast asleep

She gets it (silly Americans)

"Quick, Hide the Slipknot CDs!"

Freighted all over the world

Glad my mom was neither of the two. She even got me condoms as a teen and told me if I get pregnant we'll find a way. She always said she'd like grandchildren, but never pressured me.

As someone who dispises house work with a burning passion...THE HOUSE IS SHARED THE WORK IS SHARED!!

Ah come on, you're all doomsayers. We'll only be extinct in about 50 years

And then he punches her in the face. "Sorry, you had a bug on your arm "

Is that a babi hitler lol

Waiters jokes or is this his dad ?

I like my men shaved... I know it's natural and all that but hairy apes freak me out

Great now i gotta clean up the water I was drinking

Also goes for athletes... 🙁

Relationshop?