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25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” How certain things make you "gay" or less manly.

Quazakee:

One of my goals in life is to dress well enough that people think I'm gay.

Dire-Dog , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

Final score:

131points

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PeepPeep the duck 3 months ago

This! 😂 when my mum left my dad (for her soulmate / I have two mums) my dad went through this weird phase, and it’s not funny but to 8yr old me it was hilarious - he got over mum ‘turning’ gay by banning ANYTHING gay from the household while he blasted Elton John cds 💿 24/7. That confused me on Elton John for bit 😂

57points

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Their contempt for women. They mansplain to them, they troll their socials, criticize their looks, downplay or even oppose their views despite their validity, and they feel like you are owed sex just because she is nice or dresses sexy. And to always associate girly stuff with weakness.

Toxic masculinity is just so exhausting. Men live shorter lives not because women stress them out, it's because of toxic masculinity.

YazzGawd , Hannah Nelson Report

Final score:

97points

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CanadianDimes 3 months ago

And they’re sure to mansplain why mansplaining isn’t real and go on about “red pill for women” when women point out misogyny

34points

As humans, we ought to make an effort to comprehend other perspectives since it enhances our social and personal interactions. When we accept and value different points of view, it fosters our own development and also helps us build more inclusive communities.

These posts reflect how straight men and gay men have their own unique views due to their distinct life experiences and societal expectations. In order to learn more, Bored Panda contacted one of the post's commentators, who agreed to share their opinions but requested anonymity.

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I've had so many "straight" men try to get me to fool around with them that I believe if we didn't make such a big deal about s*x, more men would be at least bi.

Having said that, just because I am gay does not mean I want to fool around with every guy I see. I won't even consider s*x until a few dates in.

Samisoy001 , Joshua Mcknight Report

Final score:

95points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

How is that hard for some to understand? I'm straight, doesn't mean I want to f**k every woman on this planet

61points

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” The ABSOLUTE hatred for tiny dogs, I swear to god it’s still a dog man just smaller, showing affection or walking a small animal does not make you gay.

FemboyHooters- , Robert Bogdan Report

Final score:

95points

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David Paterson 3 months ago

It's the pitch of the dog's voice. Perforated eardrums is not my idea of fun.

36points

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Sports, they are just mind bogglingly boring to me, I’m what most people would consider a manly man gay/bi man and I still can’t imagine getting excited over them, UFC is slightly more entertaining but I still can’t be arsed to care about it.

FemboyHooters- , Beyza Kaplan Report

Final score:

90points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Straight guy here, I am with you. Sports are so meh, who cares?

88points

Doctor Strange 3 months ago

Right? I don't understand why they get paid millions of dollars to essentially play childrens' games.

8points

Ms.GB 3 months ago

I'm the same way but I have enjoyed going to live games. I just don't think it's super fun to watch on tv...I get bored.

4points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 3 months ago

If I see a particularly impressive feat in a sport, I’ll be impressed. But just because *occasionally* someone makes a truly remarkable catch in a baseball game, it doesn’t mean I want to watch a whole hours long game, much less hundreds of them. Same goes for any other sport. B O R I N G.

3points

NetworkMan 3 months ago

Literally millions of people all over the world?

3points

Internet wanderer 2 months ago

I whole heartedly agree, except for the world cup. That's different.

0points

Ace 3 months ago

IS there any correlation between sexuality and a liking for sports? I don't think so.

9points

Lil Miss Hobbit 3 months ago

No. It's just a stereotype.

6points

similarly 3 months ago

I was talking with my wife about that this morning. I just was never into sports. Neither was my Dad, and neither was HIS Dad. When my kids were little, I played sports with them, but not because I liked sports. They liked sports, and I was nice being out together and playing together. I learned a lot about sports playing with my kids.

6points

Lil Miss Hobbit 3 months ago

Many times sports is not the activity, it's just an excuse to get everyone together. So if your family connected over other things, a lot of the time sports just aren't as important.

1point

Lavern Defazio 3 months ago (edited)

A rough, hot, sweaty game of Rugby never hurt anyone.

5points

Remi Flynne 3 months ago

*Fans hot face* Indeed!

3points

René Sauer 3 months ago

So true. I give a quick "Good job" if my city's soccer team or my country's national team wins or a " aww, to bad" if they lose but other then that I couldn´t care less about the sport itself.

4points

Pamelot 3 months ago

Football - yeah. Soccer - dunno

-2points

Juniper 3 months ago

I would think liking sports is more gay. Rugby: bunch of sweaty, handsome men jumping and pilling on each other = straight. A man liking ballet: usually consists of an attractive man and woman, dancing together = gay.

3points

Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang 3 months ago

Hi, I'm a man who likes ladies. I don't like sports. Like, at all. I prefer D&D and DDs.

2points

Internet wanderer 2 months ago

Funnier than it should be.

0points

Feelings are fake 3 months ago

this has nothing to do with gay or not.

2points

Donna Peluda 3 months ago

Most men have played sports sometime in their lives. So it normal to follow, I don't get soap operas. Or crime TV like CSI or NICS. Wy ex was obsessed.. Gray's Lobotomy was the worst.

2points

Somebodys grandmother 3 months ago

Woman here... I love sports!!! I don't know anything about fashion/shopping etc.... I hate parties... I can't talk to most women when my work is blood and my interrest are sports and lego!!!

2points

Farah the Turtle 3 months ago

I'll talk to you! I love soccer and volleyball. Im more of a middle girl, actually. Some from here, some from there

2points

Bob 3 months ago

The feeling of belonging maybe ? Like being to a mass event, singing together, feeling joy or sadness all at the same time. That's less and less common and I understand why you would want to live that.

2points

Joe Bloe 3 months ago

Sports have nothing to do with gay/hetero men... Plenty of women and trans like sports.

1point

DrBronxx 3 months ago

I really like a lot of sports, but totally get it when people don't like them. There are sports I do not like (looking at you, American Football), and that's fine too.

1point

winterwidow87 3 months ago

I really like watching the olympic games. Other than that i couldn't care less about sports.

1point

Purple_bio 2 months ago (edited)

bro, sport is boring af you watch people run and kick something or throw and others you might as well be watching a re-run of anything else, same thing over, and over and over again, bloody hell

0points

Huddo's sister 3 months ago

Stereotypically, straight women don't like sport, yet I am the only one of my close friends and family that doesn't. Even more so in the wider community now that we have WAFL and The Matildas are doing so well (from what I've heard).

0points

Bryn 3 months ago

i don't understand sports fans. they'll laugh at furries or cosplayers, but they do the same things. And at least cosplayers & furries don't purposefully cause thousands of dollars of damage.

0points

Ephemera Image 3 months ago

Sports are so repetitive. They aren't doing anything different or interesting.Like the Olympics, everything is a repeat of the last thing, except it's a milisecond faster. That's all. Even team sports. I appreciate the training and all, but it is still boring to me.

0points

Kael jones 3 months ago

I do an ACTUALLY good sport, trapshooting! It’s better because you get to shoot!

0points

Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

Again, don't understand why people have to c**p all over things other people like, but to each their own. I guess that act itself brings people some perverse sense of joy.

0points

Kurtz Frausun 3 months ago

I'm straight and it blows my mind when guys are THAT into sports. Seeing them watch a game, yelling at the screen, raging...Calm down. It's a bunch of millionaires tossing around a ball that don't even know you exist.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Big nope fro me. No sports in my house. Just not interested. Used to enjoy boxing in the Tyson era not anymore.

0points

Nimitz 3 months ago

There's so much toxic masc behavior in the sports world. I remain convinced that the popularity of sports is why we can't have decent politics. Everyone has a side and everything is win or lose. Never compromise and working together to do what's best. I'm gay and I grew up playing sports, but I can't for a single second understand caring about sports as an adult, especially when it's guys who don't play sports anymore.

0points

John morrison 3 months ago

Me too! I absolutely understand playing sports, but cannot comprehend following professional sports!! BORING!!

0points

Dre Mosley 3 months ago (edited)

I'm a straight guy that casually tolerates sports; I can sit a watch for a bit, but not care too much about what's going on. I dread NFL(American Football) season because it becomes a huge topic of conversation among men for those few months; practically every man you encounter assumes you're just as into it as they are.

0points

Igor914624 3 months ago

I don't like any ball games. People ask me about the (American) football game yesterday, and I say "They still play that?"

0points

Liz Downing 3 months ago

Cis female here: I love sports!

0points

Strings 3 months ago

Why would I want to watch someone else do something fun?

0points

Christopher Crockett 3 months ago

The only sport I've ever really enjoyed is auto racing, and that's because I love cars. Ayrton Senna and Dale Earnhardt are my fallen sports heroes.

0points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

and now the whole planet except pandas are like "yay olympics" whereas I am still browsing biorXiv to see what the latest research is.

0points

xolitaire 3 months ago

Eh, I'm a bit inbetween. I love some sports? In moderation? Soccer/football can be fun to watch, but I don't really care except for the Fifa World Cup. Diving is spectacular. Generally the Olympics.

0points

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish) 3 months ago

My very nerdy and definitely not sports-people family has gained a surprising interest in following box lacrosse. There might just be a sport out there for you, even if you're absolutely sure you are not a sports fan. And if there isn't? That's totally fine too!

0points

A girl 3 months ago

My husband and I are passionate about american football and PGA golf. We got real excited about rugby when we visited Ireland during the championships. It's not sexual orientation based, it's just $#!+ you enjoy.

0points

Captive 3 months ago

That's the opinion of many people and have nothing to do with this person being gay? Like, what's the point of sharing this opinion?

0points

It’s quite common for women to have elaborate skincare routines, but here’s the thing: men don’t have 'magical’ skin; they also need to take care of their faces and bodies. The commentator believes, “It’s quite perplexing as to why straight men don’t prioritize grooming. We all want to look good, and that requires effort. You can’t expect your skin to glow if you don’t even have the time to apply sunscreen before going out.”

Expressing your emotions is definitely not a sign of weakness. “It’s okay to feel sad; it’s okay to say it out loud. It's all right to tell your family and friends you are going through a bad phase. While I understand how difficult it is to open up, you shouldn’t bottle up your feelings,” he adds.

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I have never and will never understand why so many (obviously not all) straight men obviously want to have s*x with women, but have issues with women who want s*x. Why on earth would you s**t-shame women for having or wanting s*x... if you want to have s*x with women? It’s a complete double standard that forces women to have to avoid being both a s**t and being frigid. Crazy to me.

Rottenox , Monica Silvestre Report

Final score:

90points

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Guess Undheit 3 months ago

Because more often than not it's about control, dominance, and violence. Cis hetero males want endless sex before marriage, but then they demand "a virgin wife".

7points

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Wearing sunscreen. I offer people sunscreen when I’m going to be outside with them for more than an hour. A surprising number of people turn it down. Like, man, it’s free. You’re not too tough to get skin cancer, and you’re sure as sh*t not stronger than the sun.

Sethrial , Anna Tarazevich Report

Final score:

89points

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CanadianDimes 3 months ago

Our skin has an SPF of around two. TWO. You can’t be stronger than the sun

14points

Michi181298 , Nguyễn Huỳnh Phong Trường Report

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I don't get how they can't grasp the idea of a woman being equal to them and not an object like a sportscar that they brag brag with.

Final score:

84points

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similarly 3 months ago

I was fortunate that I grew up surrounded by very strong, well-educated, independent women. I never had a problem with answering to a female boss, or treating women as equals. The women in my family had a profound effect on how I see women.

40points

When we are not able to speak our hearts out, our brain frequently enters a fight-or-flight response. The University of Kansas Health System points out, “This is a physical reaction to stress that sets off a chain of events throughout our bodies. It increases our heart rate, slows digestive functions, and makes us feel anxious or depressed.”

#10

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” The overwhelming fear a lot of straight guys have of being thought of as gay. I had a friend that, while we did get along really well and he didn't mind my sexuality personally, felt like he couldn't be seen around me anymore. It was quite painful to lose the friendship in that way, and since then I've noticed how big that fear is for a lot of people.

anon , John Karlo Mendoza Report

Final score:

77points

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Roland Nijveld 3 months ago

Unfortunately alot of people have homophobes in their circle. Either "friends" or family.

19points

#11

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I don’t understand why straight men don’t want gay men around. Gay men aren’t after women, so the more there are the less actual competition there is for the straight girls.

anon , Mizuno K Report

Final score:

71points

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Susie Elle 3 months ago

Because those are the type of men that only understand what consent means when a gay man is around them

85points

#12

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” My male family members make fun of me for taking skincare seriously. Bro, you don't want nice skin?

HeartAttackMemeGuy:

I'm straight and my brother expects me to look like a frickin caveman or something? I put anything other than deodorant on me and they call me gay unironically.

anon , Lumin Report

Final score:

69points

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SCP 4666 3 months ago (edited)

Throw some skincare products on him and watch him writhe in pain as he slowly turns gayer and gayer

61points

Speaking about dressing sense, he says, “In my opinion, straight men have a more utilitarian approach to fashion. They choose clothes for practical reasons and don’t experiment much. I believe they can do better than the classic white shirt and blue pants.”

#13

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” If you're gonna brag about your s*x life you probably shouldn't get offended if I brag about mine. It's a double standard. If you don't want to hear about mine, consider keeping yours to yourself.

CastInShadow , Kristin Vogt Report

Final score:

67points

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Manana Man 3 months ago

Nobody should be bragging about their sex life.

51points

#14

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Their denial of wanting nice things because they might not be “manly”.

I know straight men who flat out refuse to buy cocktails, because they’re “girly” and will straight up just order beer even though they’ve said they hate the taste.

anon , lindsay Cotter Report

Final score:

65points

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censorshipsucks 3 months ago (edited)

as a 6'2" african male, I am always viewed with surprise when I order cocktails. I cannot stand beer. It makes you fat and does not contain enough alcohol to be counted as an alcoholic beverage.

31points

#15

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Why do they have to assert their masculinity every second with literally everybody? It must suck wanting to be silly and have some fun and be reminded all the time that you have to be an epic alpha male.

I know it's not every straight man but still.

Chasm987 , Lance Reis Report

Final score:

57points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

I am so alpha I refuse to use the other 25 letters in the alphabet and exclusively type with the letter A.

46points

Lastly, the commentator also highlighted how men should not stick to the ‘traditional’ roles that society expects from them. “Learn cooking; clean the house by yourself. It’s confusing why men are not expected to learn basic life skills. I know many men do it now, but I have a few colleagues who absolutely refuse to do basic chores.”

#16

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” At the risk of sounding like a stereotypical shallow gay - so many men just aren't even trying when it comes to their appearance. So many are overweight (seriously, cut back on the beers and go for a jog). Dress sloppily, don't manicure their hair, look after their teeth and in some cases actually stink. Like it or not - your body is just as much a part of you as your personality. Women would probably find you more approachable or treat you with more value too and they aren't automatically gold diggers or "whores" just for finding a more attractive man more, well - attractive. Women actually have to try pretty hard to make themselves aesthetically "worth it" to both the opposite and same sex, I kinda feel men should be held to the same standard too. It's amazing how many cases I see of "hot wide married to average looki'n Joe" - men should be grateful that women generally aren't as physical-motivated as they are otherwise a lot less straight guys would be scoring without a skincare routine and some time at the gym.

anon , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

Final score:

53points

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Ace 3 months ago

I've known some gay men who are equally careless about their appearance. The stereotype than all gay men are self-obsessed and narcissistic about their appearance is just as wrong as suggesting that all straight men are not.

21points

#17

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” What's the obsession with buying trucks?

Snarfsicle , Athena Sandrini Report

Final score:

50points

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Roland Nijveld 3 months ago

That's what every European wonders as well... Isn't a van more practical?

45points

#18

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Why can’t you guys cry to one another?

eab33305 Report

Final score:

50points

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similarly 3 months ago

I actually WANT to be able to cry, and I can't. I always told my kids that there was nothing wrong with crying, but I DID say "If you're crying because you're sad, that's completely okay. If you're crying because you're hurt, that's okay too! If you're crying because you didn't get what you wanted, well, that's not really going to help!"

35points

Reflecting similar feelings about how ‘traditional men’ behave, Luis Rodriguez, a software engineer working in Germany, shares, "It is in general emotions, the very narrow range of, almost lack of feelings and emotions they express: many straight men do not talk about or express their emotions. They restrict themselves for different reasons; maybe it was the way many of them were raised; it can also be a lack of interest, but I believe it is fear of opening up and being vulnerable or giving out a sense of weakness.”

“Not sure how many times I have heard the typical phrase of 'men/boys do not cry' and so on, and not only sadness but joy, love, and appreciation," he adds.

#19

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” A lot of straight men think gay guys want to have s*x with every male they encounter. Do they feel that way around females, so they just assume we do as well?

As a gay male, I just assume any other man I'm around probably *isn't* gay, so my thoughts never even go there. Maybe that's not an issue with females because the odds are more in their favor or something?

Jaycatt , Marcelo Chagas Report

Final score:

49points

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Luke Branwen 3 months ago

Pretty often, straight men make me think they'd f#ck a tree if there was a viable hole, so it's no wonder they project that on gay men, too.

56points

#20

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I don't get why they always ask us if we secretly have a crush on them. Like duuuude are you that stupid...?

anon , LinkedIn Sales Solutions Report

Final score:

47points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Perhaps they are desperate for affection?

33points

MaybeAlzheimers , Roman Synkevych Report

#21

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Being friends with other guys for decades and never talking about their feelings....ever....unless you're hammered?

Are you guys just like, not interested in what your friends are thinking or feeling outside of shared activities like video games or sports?

Final score:

45points

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Mia Black 3 months ago

Yeah I feel so sad knowing that my dad only shares feelings when with friends out drinking. I'm his daughter and have some of the same struggles he had but I learned to speak about it and open up (even with the risk of being hurt or traited) because it's healthcare to speak with understanding persons...I wish he could speak with me or my mom or even with a friend just without alcohol....

8points

#22

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” The anger.

Its definitely just the bias of my experience, but straight men tend to be angrily violent depending on the day/situation. Whether its getting frustrated at a video game, or its a bad day and i happen to be "acting" a little bit too effeminate and it catches their attention. But often times it ends with them lashing out and I've never met someone of a different persuasion than "straight male".

ACalcifiedHeart , Evelyn Chong Report

Final score:

43points

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Luke Branwen 3 months ago

Men can only brag about how logical and emotionless they are because they've successfully convinced the society that anger is not an emotion.

34points

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As society progresses, the idea of masculinity continues to adapt, reflecting broader shifts towards individual authenticity.

Rodriguez says, “Something I don’t understand is the expression of masculinity; of course I am not generalizing, and it is more common in certain cultures, but I just don’t get the physical features men consider more masculine (being stronger or taller) and behaviors men tend to adopt to be perceived as masculine, from the way a man should walk or talk, again not showing emotions or sense of vulnerability to avoid being perceived as weak, all the way to seeing several women. Funny that if a man can be with several women, he is perceived in society as someone to respect; it’s called being macho.”

#23

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” The 'no homo' bit! Like if you really felt the need to add that, you probably need some introspection time.

TheAmmiSquad , Armin Rimoldi Report

Final score:

40points

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El Dee 3 months ago

Is this purely a US thing??

7points

#24

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I've known too many straight men that just cannot think straight when a woman is involved.

Puppy love happens with gay men, sometimes with disastrous results since we don't all have the support of a loving family. So I understand that.
But the whole "Romeo & Juliet" / "the whole world is against us" mindset is just too prevalent with straight men.

No, everyone isn't "against" your girlfriend. She seems fine. But you're my friend. I want to hang out with you. Getting a new girlfriend shouldn't mean all your friendships die.

26_Charlie , Crook & Marker Report

Final score:

37points

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Shark Lady 3 months ago

I don't understand the obsession with Romeo and Juliet, they both end up dead in the end.

41points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#25

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” Why being gay is seen as the butt of jokes a lot of the time. Even people who claim they're not homophobic still tend to lean on "HAHA, YOU'RE *GAY* AND THAT'S *FUNNY*" as a go-to joke/insult. What's the punchline? Why is it seen as funny or insulting to be gay or considered gay by straight people who claim they have no problem with gay people? I must be missing something, clearly.

anon , Jonathan Goncalves Report

Final score:

37points

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Luke Branwen 3 months ago

Just keep a straight face and ask "Sorry, I think I didn't get the joke, could you please explain to me what makes it funny?"

35points

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Obligatory not gay, but I as a straight man have never understood the appeal of lesbian p*rn. I realize how strange it must be to hear that, but whenever I see two lesbians going at it, I feel like I'm intruding. I've just never understood why other straight people are so turned on by gay people. I mean from a biological perspective it's completely counterintuitive.

sin-and-love Report

Final score:

19points

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winterwidow87 3 months ago (edited)

As a lesbian i don't really get the appeal of lesbian p.o.rn mainly because it's so unrealistic. I can't get into it if i see two women with wolverine nails going at it, i only think "ouch".

22points

Being competitive is healthy, but it's important not to let it become overwhelming or detrimental. Rodriguez believes, “My last point would be how competitive men are, especially to one another, to be with a girl, to get a job, to win something. Very competitive and selfish, and leading as well to them not asking for help when they really need it, again to not show signs of weakness or vulnerability.”

#27

The "I stay with my wife even tho my life is hell, just because we have kids" reasoning.

I get it. You don't want to harm your kid. But dear god if you and your wife scream at each other constantly anyways, I wonder what will be more damaging for your kid.

Throwing away probably 10+ years of your life is so stupid and don't get me started on how bitter these guys become. 2 of my work colleagues go through this now. Both say "I will move out in an heartbeat as soon as my kids are out of the house." Yeah... That's still 10 years away for you. And thats only when they move out the second they turn 18. What they won't. So add another 2 to 4 years on that. So you tell me, that your s****y mood will stay for the next decate, where you scream at colleagues because you made a mistake and they pointed it out to you? Nice one dude...

OneMorePotion Report

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18points

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winterwidow87 3 months ago

Staying together for the kids is never a good idea.

13points

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#28

Don't get why they use gay as an insult but we can't use straight as an insult. I think both insults are childish but still. Pretty damn hypocritical...

watered_down_soup Report

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16points

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Manana Man 3 months ago

Start using it. Maybe it will catch on.

12points

#29

How they can act even gayer than us sometimes. Asked a straight friend of mine if j*ck-off circles were a real thing and they said
“Yeah, I’ve been in a Few.”
Like...yeah sure you’re straight.

ThatOneGayWitch Report

Final score:

15points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Jack off circles are a thing? Where do I sign up? I mean cough cough that's gay and I am super straight.

30points

everynameisusedlol , Alan Cordero Report

#30

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” I know not everyone does that, but not showing any feelings to try to look "manly".

Final score:

15points

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Roland Nijveld 3 months ago

What does looking "manly" mean?

1point

#31

It’s my understanding that many straight men don’t wash their a**es because they think touching down there is gay; that many guys just let the water run down and hope that it does what needs to be done. Seriously? If so, that’s way gross. And just what do you think your sexual partners are encountering when they’re down in that neck of the woods?

JessePNW Report

Final score:

15points

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Ace 3 months ago

Your understanding is fundamentally incorrect. No, this is not a thing.

4points

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#32

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?” The norm of paying for every date rather than splitting the bill equally or occasionally doing it as a surprise act of love for them.

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Final score:

14points

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Shark Lady 3 months ago

I believe this is slowly changing. Women didn't have their own money for a very long time, so it was expected that the man would pay for dates. I was brought up to always have my own money and to not be reliant on a man, but some other women my age were brought up to believe that a man should take care of them.

16points

#33

The obsession with grass and lawns. Lifes too short for that b******t.

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Final score:

10points

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clairebear 3 months ago

Lawns need to be phased out. They are wildlife deserts, guzzle water, and it is a waste of growing space. Dig it up and plant trees or grow veg.

6points

#34

Why on earth would you let anyone influence your interest in feeling great during sex, even with a woman. You have a ton of pleasure nerves in your butt, why neglect it??

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Final score:

8points

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censorshipsucks 3 months ago

ahahahahaaha who says we do ;-) ? maybe it's all part of denial.

1point

#35

I don’t understand the whole bass pro shop hat thing I see sometimes on tiktok. I get people who wear hats for a team but this is a weird part of masculinity to me.

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Final score:

8points

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Ace 3 months ago

I can only guess at what you're talking about, knowing only that Bass Pro is a fishing shop chain, but presumably you're referring to a recent fashion trend and somehow extrapolating from what some kids on TikTok are doing to this being something in common to all straight men. Tell me, how do you know whether the people doing "this whole bass pro shop hat thing" are straight, gay or any other orientation?

2points

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#36

The constantly touching each other for no reason. The guys at my job are always poking and grabbing at each other and giggling like crazy. I don’t get it. Like at all.

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8points

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Jeremy James 3 months ago

Straight men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other's eyes.

13points

#37

Straight men seem to think they're not allowed to:

Be emotionally/physically vulnerable with their friends (crying to / holding hands w friends)

Put effort into their appearance/clothes

Cook??? Like healthy food???

Y'all what? I take a particularly bad s**t and I need a hug from my roommate to console me. It's healing. Are you guys okay?

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Final score:

8points

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A girl 3 months ago

Ok. That last paragraph. Are you my husband? He has some digestive challenges and I have absolutely consoled him after an episode.

8points

#38

Not gay, but bi, I don’t understand the fear of seeming to be in a relationship with a girl because you are close friends. It makes no sense to me, I would think that most people would assume that two people walking together aren’t in a relationship as their first thought.

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Final score:

7points

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Luke Branwen 3 months ago

You'd be wrong lmao. I once went with my best (female) friend to a store where my mom works, and all of mom's colleagues immediately started shipping us together.

8points

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#39

I am bi and a dog groomer but this still applies either way, straight men in general absolutely loathe poodles looking like poodles even if its their wifes dog. Its like it somehow detracts from how straight they are or something which imo has lead to the popularity of the stupid teddy bear style clip. If any straight guy is reading this then google german poodle breed clip its masculine, clean, utilitarian and if you pay for it then even if your wife hates it then its still an easy to clean style and its a bonafide official breed clip.

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Final score:

7points

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Manana Man 3 months ago

I googled it. That cut makes for a really nice profile. What I don't like is that old fashioned poodle cut that's like a bunch of puff balls. I don't think there's anything gay about it. It just looks stupid. Let the dog have a little dignity.

19points

#40

How homophobic they can be... like... b***h you should be happy because your ugly a*s got less competition with the ladies (they ain't gonna choose you anyway tho).

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Final score:

3points

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#41

Assuming every relationship you enter is monogamous by default and then cheating. Why not just have an adult conversation early on? Also, do you know the ratio of mating events to births in our species?? Monogamy is just so unnatural for humans, but to each their own I guess.

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Final score:

1point

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Ace 3 months ago

"To each their own" but "monogamy is unnatural". Does anyone else see the contradiction here?

6points

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What do you think ?

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Carl Roberts 3 months ago

This list should be titled, "40 gay men post ignorant stereotypes about straight men", heck, this is borderline bigotry. Just imagine of this was reversed....

10points

Ace 3 months ago

Not only stereotypes about straight men but reinforcing stereotypes about gay men, presumably posted by other gay men. Nearly all of the characteristics mentioned are not in the least bit specific to all gay or straight men.

5points

Manana Man 3 months ago

Just what I was thinking. Just stereotypes, some of them even very outdated.

5points

Papa 3 months ago

Borderline?

3points

Captive 3 months ago

This.

2points

Dan Flo 3 months ago

I though being gay or straight is just a matter of what gender you are attracted to, not your general behaviour. Like, if a straight man thinks certain clothes are "gay", that is not because he is straight - that is because he is an idiot

9points

Bret Sander 3 months ago

Being gay, I am attracted to a man's sex, not his gender.

1point

Cathy 3 months ago

I, I don't know what to think of this but I can tell you except from 'should pay a bit more attention to looks and could talk about feelings more'.. It feels like we are talking about a whole other species. I do not know any men who are like that

7points

marianne eliza 3 months ago

Get some gay friends. They're fun and safe. And then you'll be able to observe what really goes on.

6points

Baleygr 3 months ago

I have huge news for you: Your sexuality doesn't form your personality! Shocking. I know. But seriously, straight men are just like gay men. Individuals. Not stereotypes from seemingly two different planets. Signed: A bi dude.

4points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

Watch out, fellow pandas, there is a mysterious new phenomenon. An author gives herself 60 upvotes, you don't even bother to read the article because you find it uninteresting, so you downvote. Lo and behold, your downvote is cancelled out by one mysterious upvote. Still 60 upvotes and no comments. Yes, I know, not relevant here, but watch out for their sneaky tricks!

4points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

Same happened again today. I could tell you the person I know that is doing this, but that would be beneath me. Screenshots taken, BP, do your worst!

0points

Guy-Incognito 3 months ago

One thing I will say that disturbs me; the amount of straight guys that want a f*ckable version of their mum when they get a partner. Like it's not even a small percentage.

3points

Nimitz 3 months ago

If you're a straight guy fuming at the list and looking for a way to invalidate it, just remember that a lot of this comes from the fact that we just don't feel safe around you guys. Looking through this list (currently 25) and yeah, I know at least one dude who matches each entry. So maybe there's a clue cause most of you aren't the helpful saints you think you are

2points

brittany 3 months ago

when they have a kink or f*tish but scorn people who live as their authentic self. i knew a straight guy (at least he said he was) who fantasized about being female. had a whole body suit and everything. nothing wrong with that at all. he wore this and other female accessories during intimacy. however he was extremely transphobic and homophobic despite his partner being lgbt and spoke hatefully about anyone he even thought might be trans or gay. it was so hypocritical. lost that friendship fast when i confronted him. i think there was a lot of internalized hatred going on with him. hope he got help or found himself eventually

2points

marianne eliza 3 months ago (edited)

I (64f)guess because I'm from CA. we grow up a lot more accepting. I have relatives and friends who are LG (no BTQs in my family that I know of). They are fun people with adult level conversational abilities and sympathy and empathy. Best buds. And great to go out with for a night of fun. You have male companionship and protection and they are usually up to do lots of stuff, from museums and theater, to art and wine festivals and vacations. You know, the kind of stuff insecure straight guys would label you "gay" for enjoying.

1point

mandy the capibara 3 months ago

It is odd that I recognize the stereotypes, but if I think about the men in my social circle, absolutely none if them fits these descriptions.

1point

Aiden Brough 3 months ago (edited)

I'm sure the irony is not lost on the author of the this article and those who were interviewed about how the more we strive for inclusion and equality that some we seem to be more exclusive and diversive. Personally, I'm not sure what a "gay man" or "straight man" is? You see, to me they are just men. What has someone's sexuallity got to do with who they are? Odd how we need to have more and more labels, initals, months etc to be 'inclusive' yet clearly we are all becoming less and less...

0points

BoredWolfe 3 months ago

Why are we scraping Reddit threads from three years ago? Did you forget that we can see that in the post?

0points

Jacquie Carr 3 months ago (edited)

Men in these comments saying these are stereotypes, lol. Most men would admit to at least some of these if they were actually honest with themselves. Do you all think the rest of the world is blind? We see and hear your reactions & behaviours all around us, why lie about it? You're faking outrage because you don't like sounding emotionally stunted

0points

Guy Bare 3 months ago

This kind of posts makes me lose faith in human kind. I'm already surrounded by conservative sh*t all day long, why am I reading this... enough internet for today !

0points

William Teach 3 months ago

So, would it be acceptable to have a post "40 things straight men do not understand about gay men"? That will never happen. I have zero problem with either, but, people would freak

0points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

I would consider such a topic acceptable, informative, and worthwhile. I suspect most people on BP would as well.

4points

Rodney McKay 3 months ago

This article is soooo gay.

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Carl Roberts 3 months ago

This list should be titled, "40 gay men post ignorant stereotypes about straight men", heck, this is borderline bigotry. Just imagine of this was reversed....

10points

Ace 3 months ago

5points

Manana Man 3 months ago

Just what I was thinking. Just stereotypes, some of them even very outdated.

5points

Papa 3 months ago

Borderline?

3points

Captive 3 months ago

This.

2points

Dan Flo 3 months ago

9points

Bret Sander 3 months ago

Being gay, I am attracted to a man's sex, not his gender.

1point

Cathy 3 months ago

7points

marianne eliza 3 months ago

Get some gay friends. They're fun and safe. And then you'll be able to observe what really goes on.

6points

Baleygr 3 months ago

4points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

4points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

Same happened again today. I could tell you the person I know that is doing this, but that would be beneath me. Screenshots taken, BP, do your worst!

0points

Guy-Incognito 3 months ago

One thing I will say that disturbs me; the amount of straight guys that want a f*ckable version of their mum when they get a partner. Like it's not even a small percentage.

3points

Nimitz 3 months ago

2points

brittany 3 months ago

2points

marianne eliza 3 months ago (edited)

1point

mandy the capibara 3 months ago

It is odd that I recognize the stereotypes, but if I think about the men in my social circle, absolutely none if them fits these descriptions.

1point

Aiden Brough 3 months ago (edited)

0points

BoredWolfe 3 months ago

Why are we scraping Reddit threads from three years ago? Did you forget that we can see that in the post?

0points

Jacquie Carr 3 months ago (edited)

0points

Guy Bare 3 months ago

This kind of posts makes me lose faith in human kind. I'm already surrounded by conservative sh*t all day long, why am I reading this... enough internet for today !

0points

William Teach 3 months ago

So, would it be acceptable to have a post "40 things straight men do not understand about gay men"? That will never happen. I have zero problem with either, but, people would freak

0points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

I would consider such a topic acceptable, informative, and worthwhile. I suspect most people on BP would as well.

4points