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Despite having a 280-character limit, people on X are crafting some of the most comical content you can find online. And what’s not to love about it? The posts are short, sweet, and funny, perfectly appealing to our attention spans, which are seemingly shrinking by the minute. 

The Instagram account “Omg Story Time” collects the crème de la crème of humorous content on X, which we’re featuring today as a little treat for doing your best all week. Keep scrolling to find them, and be sure to upvote the ones that made you uncontrollably chuckle.

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with stand-up comedians Shaun Eli and Jeremy Nunes, who kindly agreed to provide us with a few insights on why X became a hub for funny content.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this tweet years ago (check the date, it’s from 2018) and the exact words have struck with me ever since. I too plan to do this when I get my official medical license soon thanks to this random lady.

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To get expert insights on why X (formerly Twitter) is a place where funny people thrive, we reached out to stand-up comedian Shaun Eli, who has been called one of America’s smartest comics.

He believes that there are two main reasons why there’s so much hilarious content on the social media platform. First, he says, “It's a popular medium with a huge user base, so it's a place for comedians to get noticed and have their content shared (or stolen, for that matter).”

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the "all episodes at once" releases destroyed something precious about shows. No week-long suspense after a cliffhanger episode. Also if you don't binge it on day one, you can't discuss it anywhere because people will spoil it for you and it's somehow your fault because you should have binged it.

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Secondly, he suggests, “It's easy enough to type your thoughts so anybody can find an audience for their content, pro comics, or anybody else.”

A fellow stand-up comedian and author of the humor book "You Can't Write City Hall," Jeremy Nunes, agrees with the fact that people can find their audience much easier and faster on X, no matter the kind.

"If you want to be the guy who makes jokes and represents vegetarians, you can be active with those groups and influencers. If you want to do the same for the carnivore crowd, you can be active with those groups and influencers. Likewise, if you want to troll and heckle those groups, you can find them."

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whever I lose my introvert bf at a party he's either fixing everyone food or entertaining the kids, or both

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention how essential their work is - that stuff piles up REALLY quickly and pose a serious health risk.

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He further explains, "As a general user, the algorithm learns what types of content you tend to interact with and feeds you more of that. Instead of the old TV-watching experience of flipping channels to find what you want, Twitter knows what you want and gives it to you. It's like Twitter is the dad that really wants his kid to love him—he's giving that kid everything he could possibly want!"

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my all time favorite books...have read it about a hundred times!

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Eli suggests that spoken and written comedy, like on X, have some things in common, such as putting the actual punch part of the punchline (the surprise) at the very end. This component is very important if you want to make people laugh, whether it’s on X or a stand-up stage.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

after many years authorities in utah have finally figured out ted bundy's trigger

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”Once people get the joke, you're finished, so any extraneous words after that just serve to interrupt. Almost every punchline can be reworded to make sure that it ends with an actual surprise,” says Eli.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always ask if I can pet someone's dog. never touch someone's ANYTHING without permission. thanks peep🫶

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Even though there might not be a secret formula that can teach people to create funny tweets, knowing the basic joke structure might help. Usually, there are two parts to it: a setup and a punchline, which Eli has already mentioned.

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The former introduces the topic the joke will be about, and the latter, as discussed previously, takes it in an unexpected direction. Playing with words, like using puns, is also one way to achieve comedic effect in written jokes.

In fact, Nunes believes that X works similarly to comedy in general. "Because of the character limit, you have to be quick and to the point, just like standup. It also works the same as when my son is explaining how he got into trouble. I have to say, "Ok, let's fast forward to the part where you got sent to the principal's office."

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As for the future of X, Eli believes that it will no longer be the place for funny content as it is now and was in the past. “I think that Twitter will become less of a medium for jokes as time goes on as it continues to become more of a forum for lies and hate speech rather than shared reasonable thoughts and facts. I know professional comedians who have stopped posting there for that reason.”

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before I answer the phone for someone I know completely disregards my hatred towards unnecessarily long phone calls I grab my keys and literally make my way to the front door and also leave the house. They can hear it all and I then end it my saying "well yeah but I got to drive now" and hang up. Then go back inside

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I give take-home, open-world exams. This is because I am not trying to train my students to memorize definitions/facts. I am training them to be able to look up information they don't already know and to be able to think through problems using that information. I have had many students tell me they will remember things from my class much more than the "memorize and forget tests".

Jonas Fisher
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Some stuff people just need to know. That's the entire point of exams like this. No matter how powerful the brain is, without knowledge for it to process, it can't accomplish anything.

Dij
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I study programming. Every developer I've spoken to has told me nobody expects anything to be memorized, and even professionals look up basic things like syntax because it changes constantly. Research is a skill. So, I agree with the original post. Plus, passing an exam does not mean the person knows the material. There's a reason many people forget the content shortly after the test ends.

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Multa Nocte
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are some professions in which one needs to have the ability to retain information. I would be most unhappy if during surgery one of my physicians had to stop and look up all her previous coursework to see what she had to do next.

Charlotte
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surgeons can and do ask for information when they run into something unexpected.

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Chicken Nugget
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes - and also all those math tests where nO cAlCuLaToR aLlOwEd like why is that even a thing there's no concievable situation where I don't have graphing software or an online equation solver

Mark
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It helps with mental math, especially at younger ages. Not knowing how to multiply numbers and relying on a calculator sets you back too much to learn at the level that a high school student would learn when they get there. It also helps to understand theory, especially in a time when you can't write SYNTAX ERROR on a NASA proposal

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Hodge Elmwood
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have to look up info every time you need it, how are you going to accomplish anything when the book is not available? You want your surgeon to stop and say "Nurse, get me Surgery 101, I forgot what step comes next"?

NapQueen
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was always great at coursework and terrible at exams - with my illness and the medication I take, it makes me forgetful, so my memory is absolutely awful! But it doesn't mean I'm any less smart, and exams should reflect that and not a memory test.

Michael Largey
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teacher, I can say that your teachers could and should have found a way of scheduling your tests away from your medication intakes.

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Matthew Savestheworld
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The truth is that there shoudl be both things. A factual memory test that is closed book, and conceptual mastery tests that allow you to rely on reference material. While conceptual mastery is the most important thing, there is still value in wrote memorization. Facts provide the scattered reference points on the map that will help you deduce the whole picture

Al Padilla
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen! In med school, there was actually a time when I could list the branches of the thoracoacromial artery. As an endocrinologist, that knowledge is long gone, though I am up to date on endocrine stuff, especially metabolic bone disease. We incorporate what we need and use.

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UKGrandad
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the idea is that there's no need to actually learn anything except for how to read and how to use an index? Why not go all the way and just let everyone use the voice activated browser and text-to-speech answers? Seriously, though, the point of exams is to show that you know the answers, or how to work out mathematical problems, etc, and not to show that you know how to look up an answer in a book.

HTakeover
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a valid point but not applicable all of the time just as the inverse isn't. Sometimes memorization is more important, sometimes being able to apply abstract logic behind something is more important. There are subjects and instructors where they know you know the material and the test is just a requirement/formality. Others times there's no way you're going to memorize 75 individual formulas or formulations. And yet others where you're it's about the logic behind what you're doing so they don't want/need you to worry about things you'll always be able to look up anyway. It all depends on the circumstance.

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Sideways Action
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an educator and someone who has zero memory skills, I completely agree.

Uncle Schmickle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% correct. If you've studied, then you know where to go to find the answer in the book. Our oncology professor did this and the class was much more interesting.

Neb
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot depends what is the topic being taught and at what level. There are some very basics that people should have memorized (e.g. which part of computer is monitor, and how CD looks like, what is power measurement unit (at least for electricity), etc). The very basics that allow you to search later. I mean, if you don't know that there is such thing as Elements Periodic Table, you won't know to look for element atomic mass there.

Gracie Mae
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree! I went back to school at age 40 & realized that my ability to learn/remember had changed drastically from my younger school days where I NEVER had to study & had great grades!

Al Padilla
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, quick! In what year was the Magna Carta signed? Schools need to teach reasoning skills, not just a pile of factoids. And we need "evidence-based" assessment of what happens if that approach is used. As a retired MD, I can offer an interesting example. Used to be, after training you took boards for certification - I have Internal Medicine and endocrinology. It used to bbe you'd take the test once. Then the "boards" decided to make the tests "time-limited" so you had to pay them to take a ceremonial test every 10 years. MOC (Maintenance of Certification) now costs docs several thousand $ per year. They allow you to take a shorter test once/yr, so long as the total $ paid is the same. Now it's open-book, and they don't even look at the answers. Nobody, especially the ABIM (American Board of Internal Medicine) has actually done a stuty to see if MOC activities correlate with quality of care! Worth a look! (And pardon my tirade!)

Meaghan Stewart
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best thing my Master’s in history taught me was HOW to read a book, HOW to find the information I was looking for, HOW to fact check with multiple sources, and not just memorizing useless and potentially currently out of date information.

zovjraar me
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it really depends on what the test is about. yes, we have calculators, but 2+2 should not need doing on a calculator. i was an idiot and forgot my calculator for my final exam in algebra in college. i got 88% using long math the whole way. History, however, should be open book. you should have to demonstrate an understanding of WHY something in history is important, not just regurgitate names and dates with no comprehension.

Jonas Fisher
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boy, if anything I'd argue for calculators to be available, and history be memorized. Thing is, if people see numbers and can't work them out, they know instantly what's going on. On the other hand, if an current event is occurring and nothing is known, how does a person know if there are historical analogues that might provide insight into that current event? Is your expectation that everyone is constantly looking things up every day, or could we expect that educational foundation will have covered many of the basics of human endeavors that we should be on the lookout for?

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Curbz81
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First responders probably need a few closed book exams for those quick thinking ones, like how to stop bleeding, or arrest authorities, chemical fire information. But most things should have some open book

Doofnuts
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A huge pulse from the Sun hits the Earth you are so screwed.

Jan
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the real world knowing where and how to find the information you need is an important skill. I agree with this post.

Jonas Fisher
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The post takes the position that there should not be any knowledge tests. You really don't think people should know anything?

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Scott Rackley
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you memorize the basics you can derive the rest. I used this in physics and math for the formulas.

Al Padilla
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!!! I often envied physicists, who could derive stuff from basal concepts. Gross anatomy, alas, is not 'derivabble" in the same way. Therefore, I was more attracted to endocrinology, where the physiology made sense, and was more derivable. There's a saying: "Everything makes sense, except dermatology and politics."

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Keith Lancaster
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My late partner had a friend who could not imagine anything, everything had to be factual. He could read a Shakespeare play once and then recite it back line by line. I'm guessing that now he would be labelled as being autistic or something similar.

Michael Largey
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would the OP like to be wheeled into an operating room to find the surgeon paging through a medical textbook and muttering "Now where did I see that before?" ?

Al Padilla
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But never ask a surgeon about mitochondrial disease - or a neurophysiologist about the branches of the celiac artery. One's greatest expertise is in one's area of expertise.

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Blondie23
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kids are homeschooled and we let them take all exams as open book. They do better and are less stressed. We fell they retain more as well.

Jonas Fisher
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well no s**t they do better. That's not evidence that they are learning better. If anything, it's evidence to the contrary.

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import pandas as pd
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I love programming - the docs is there, you just have to THINK to be good at it

Jonas Fisher
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so. I am a high school teacher with no programming knowledge. Tell me, could I do your job?

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Winter Eleven
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well when im exam i know exactly where the answer is located in my notes... Adhd is sooo fun. Also social anxiety just loves a class full of people

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'm not obligated to know all the social media hotshots. I once apparently inflicted psychological damage on my very gen-Z student (I'm a young millennial) by asking "Who's Mr. Beast".

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking as someone who works the night shift, I get this all the time, too. Especially when traffic is unusually heavy. "Hey, I work this shift specifically so I don't have to deal with clogged roads, what are you all doing out here ruining it for me?!"

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get some of my pay in cash, but sometimes my boss forgets so he just Venmo's me the money, and it's ALWAYS something inappropriate: strippers, crack, hookers, cocäine, and my personal favourite, "circus elephant."

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do you, but giving business to the person you want to teach a lesson is not a great idea. Waxing is part of her job, hardly humiliating.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A famous playwright released a play called CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. Nobody showed up.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, 10 AM is a great time for margaritas. Closer to the end of the work day you might be DUI-ing home. 🤷😄

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wake up as an ugly, smelly trash goblin but after a nice hot shower I step out as an ugly trash goblin who smells a bit nicer.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or I know that he was a participant in one of his friend's Only Fans videos

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a fan. Animals should not be gifted, no matter the reason. Getting a dog should be wisely planned ahead, especially a puppy, because you basically need to be home for an extended period of time.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT! The one time that I decided to throw the box away because I "wouldn't need it", I DID. I DID NEED IT. AND I DIDN'T HAVE IT! I have since learn from my mistakes.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could immediately break up with someone who f***s around with my food like that. What a psycho thing to do.

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