wouldve been funny if they sued amazon

HE BECOMING A KOOPA TROOPA

You go ladies! Can you imagine not being able to go to a soccer game just because you’re female?

way to protest it man

one heck of a party…

There’s a documentary on it.

meant to be

Her hormones affecting his arms.

There were a lot of unexpected heroes during lockdown, and he was definitely one of them. He made sure his students, and others, received the nutrition they needed to stay safe and healthy during their time away from school.

In other words, Zebra's have ostriches as service "dogs". lol

Cool why can't we do this here? Rape would go down dramatically.

Can I get put in that when I die

That's bad enough

this is sweet❤️

So, what's with the guy under the car?

about as long as those men lasted once they hit the beach.

Bitter sweet

Want to swim there REAL badly.

The pants for sure

When asked if horses could be smaller than she, Thumbelina said, "Neigh."

Seriously? Not one other person gave up their seat for her during two pregnancies? You just do.

And Sean Bean?

Upvote for New Zealand bird.

And that's a big part of why some homeless people in the US refuse to go to shelters; their pets will go into overcrowded city and county shelters. For others, the problem is that their kids will be taken. If we're gonna tackle this problem, we have got to start seeing homeless people as PEOPLE, not just trash to be cleaned up.

I have gained a new respect for her. Bees are amazing creatures, and our future is intrinsically linked with theirs. #SAVETHEBEES!

That’s hilarious 🤣

Plot twist 🤣

Birsharkish

?? and.. make.. coffee?

what a way to find out!

Some gyms are open 24 hrs… dude could have gone for a jog?

Maybe, he was running from an attacker

500 calories is a lot.

Fake. You don't burn 500 calories having sex. That would be 60 minutes of extremely vigorous, non-stop activity (equivalent to using an elliptical at a fast pace and high level). His partner would surely have tagged out by then.

i dont get it

500 calories is a decent session. He's a keeper.

tbf, i do the same on my own at times :)

I'm hoping he lost both his fit bit and his girlfriend after that.

Guess he should have remembered to take it off before he had sex with his lover

oops - guessing he forgot about that little feature.

Fabulous

Too much technology.

500 calories???!!!???

So he wore his Fitbit during sex? And 500 calories?

only 500 for sex?

Plot twist: he was just moving his hand really fast. (Actually, most people wear watches on the non-dominant hand.)

Quantum mechanics indicates that a signal from a parallel universe could have interfered with its normal processes. /s