Are you sure that's not a gigantic blackhead? /s

ahahahah

What?? Do you think I have a laundromat???

What about the floor? The AC vents?

Singing (for some people) can also speed up the spread of headaches in their immediate vicinity :P

Not sure what's worse, that someone gave their 2 year old a $12000 backpack or the fact a $12000 backpack exists

That's tiny if you spread it out across all states.

Could be used then, can be used now. Great gift!

We've interviewed the alligator. His responses will tear you apart (like our reporter).

The real key to success is a little thing called rich parents

Ok... so.... I will stay married and my husband will get a divorce, then? Lol (we have a 10 year age gap)

Legolas!

Orlando Bloom is there

Together with Harry Potter and all his mates.

I might just go switch my last name lol

Will I be able to get into the park for free if not it's A turnaround trip I'll make it there say oh I'm in Orlando then get back on the plane to go home

Are those three words "Have Rich Parents"?

I thought they meant the dog's body. It's 6am here so I'm still waking up.

What if he says "Next is Xlandorf the Impeccable from Saturn" 😳😳

The last time the British let the public choose a name, they named a research submarine 'Boaty McBoatface'. They're lucky they didn't end up with 'Monkey McMonkface' this time.

that's sad

"Flat belly" is what I don't like about this. Say lose weight or cut calories or something.

OH THE MYSTERY!

And ignore clickbait ;)

Or just make sure to drink enough water with your alcohol and stop before you are absolutely wasted. The single "good" part about drinking is the stage where you are a bit tipsy, anyway.

This is really generous, wow

I don't get why some people are so anti kid-leash. It keeps the kid close while giving them more freedom than holding their hand would, everybody wins.

I c

And people thought men are just horny... in fact we have been trying to keep ourselves healthy

Who?? What?? When??? Where?? Don’t bother answering any of those questions. I will be out watching my vegetable seeds sprout. Much more rewarding entertainment

Well the headline itself says it. *Edit* here's to the nit pickers- the partial summary along side the headline says it all. Ffs that sounds abso fruiten lootely stupid

In the Cayman Islands, for instance, offshore companies are not taxed on income earned abroad, and there is no taxation of Cayman international business companies. The Cayman Islands has no income tax, no corporate tax, no estate or inheritance tax, and no gift tax or capital gains tax, making it a pure tax haven.

Still waiting :(

Let's hope it's not Danny Devito

Never heard of them.

okay, but why?

d**k at work

I'm none the wiser. I would still have to read the article to understand the full context.