Are you sure that's not a gigantic blackhead? /s

ahahahah

What?? Do you think I have a laundromat???

What about the floor? The AC vents?

Singing (for some people) can also speed up the spread of headaches in their immediate vicinity :P

Not sure what's worse, that someone gave their 2 year old a $12000 backpack or the fact a $12000 backpack exists

That's tiny if you spread it out across all states.

That's roughly 12,146 turbines in each of the 48 main land states. I think that's doable.

That's actually not that many. There are states that can take much more than that and still have room.

Rhode Island’s GONNA TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!! Thanks Rhode Island.

Sounds like we need to sacrifice Rhode Island

I think there was a simpsons episode about turbines, like... They used the power from the turbines to power a bunch of fans to spin the turbine to power the fans to...

Meh, still leaning to nuclear power until we find actually viable solution, depends on the size of the nuclear plant but it would take 2-4 thousand wind turbines to replace nuclear plant.. and the expected life time of wind turbine is something like 20 years while nuclear plant is 60-80 years.. so even if the initial costs might be higher, we can get longer and more stable source of energy with nuclear. Now combination with all of the solutions we have is probably the best, trying to harvest as much as possible of the "free" energy while having a stable energy source for fluctuations in demand during crisis. Also I think the number in the article calculates that all the turbines work with full capacity which obviously doesnt happen when there just isnt wind, estimates say that you would need to about double that to actually cover the energy need of US.

I can't wait until the old die out and the young finally get in power. The more we vote. The more science we listen to, and the less we think with our wallets. There's hope for the world yet.

So why not install them all on Rhode Island?

Some of the states are just huge splotches of nothing, we can fit more wind turbines across the country. I’m fine with wind energy but for some reason I get this visceral feeling of anxiety and dread when I see one of those wind turbines, like seeing some sort of supernatural horror entity. I don’t know why.

Do you really need Rhode Island?

Sadly it will never happen. Oil, coal, and other energy barons will fight to the death and ruin our entire planet to guarentee they keep getting money....

Eh, we’re not really using Rhode Island anyway.

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Oh no not the cancer causing windmills

one on every roof in Chicago :)

Could be used then, can be used now. Great gift!

We've interviewed the alligator. His responses will tear you apart (like our reporter).

The real key to success is a little thing called rich parents

Ok... so.... I will stay married and my husband will get a divorce, then? Lol (we have a 10 year age gap)

Legolas!

Are those three words "Have Rich Parents"?

I thought they meant the dog's body. It's 6am here so I'm still waking up.

What if he says "Next is Xlandorf the Impeccable from Saturn" 😳😳

The last time the British let the public choose a name, they named a research submarine 'Boaty McBoatface'. They're lucky they didn't end up with 'Monkey McMonkface' this time.

that's sad

"Flat belly" is what I don't like about this. Say lose weight or cut calories or something.

OH THE MYSTERY!

And ignore clickbait ;)

Or just make sure to drink enough water with your alcohol and stop before you are absolutely wasted. The single "good" part about drinking is the stage where you are a bit tipsy, anyway.

This is really generous, wow

I don't get why some people are so anti kid-leash. It keeps the kid close while giving them more freedom than holding their hand would, everybody wins.

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And people thought men are just horny... in fact we have been trying to keep ourselves healthy

Who?? What?? When??? Where?? Don’t bother answering any of those questions. I will be out watching my vegetable seeds sprout. Much more rewarding entertainment

Well the headline itself says it. *Edit* here's to the nit pickers- the partial summary along side the headline says it all. Ffs that sounds abso fruiten lootely stupid

In the Cayman Islands, for instance, offshore companies are not taxed on income earned abroad, and there is no taxation of Cayman international business companies. The Cayman Islands has no income tax, no corporate tax, no estate or inheritance tax, and no gift tax or capital gains tax, making it a pure tax haven.

Still waiting :(

Let's hope it's not Danny Devito

Never heard of them.

okay, but why?

d**k at work