That’s great! Haha!

XDDD SO TRUE

Haha!

Because that would mean they were actually paying attention.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Where's my Sprite?

Man, this brings back memories. Awkward, uncomfortable, walking up to strangers' doors memories.

More like a quarter of your rent, or less, depending on where you live.

Hmmmmmmmm that’s nice.

Now that one is funny.

I don't have time to travel to AK

And some of them will only be using one hand

I seldom actually laugh out loud...

It seems to me she is POOR! Okay

If he evenly spread his money and gave it to every single american, you would all get $560. HE MAKES THAT MONEY EVERY 1/2 SECOND!!!!

Okay I can’t lie but uhhhhh that’s sooooo cute!

pass on to landlord and let´s see what happens X-/

covering up a rude comment. Please keep scrolling

Don't forget the lighter! (This is about throwing molotov cocktails at Congress, right?)

I'm in. I can do basic carpentry, anyone got metal skills?

I'm not saying it's enough to pay all my bills. I'm also not saying I'll say no if it shows up in my mailbox.

I’d eat it

Damn it’s expired too, and the i.c.ecream machine is broken too. Jokes got layers.

Happened in Alberta, Canada a few years back. They gave every citizen something like $400. I can't tell you how many people I know who bought an iPod with that money.

Fyre

is this a meme yet?

They can say they did SOMETHING for Christmas.

So 535 people can take care of Congress.

Oh yeah those...

I was just wondering about it. Is crust really that awful that people have to cut it away? I get those heels, they're hard, but just the edges? It can't be that bad? The crust on bread in my country is probably the best thing about it, especially on freshly baked one. It's so crispy