we can all relate to this, it happened to me jn

lol I love this. This is my life story.

Or someone else's cat decides to sit on you

For me it's "I read books. Do you read books? I would really love it if you do read books so we can talk about books!!!"

Oh nonono. I could never. I have a phobia of wasps.

what if i do 7 things?...

I have never been because I always imagined it would be like that...

I'm Steve, what about you, pandas?

None of the songs I like are really party songs so :P

That's a dive

I guess it is time to have another coffee.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30. Sorry ,I'll see myself out....

too true. TRY to look up information about almost anything and don't like the first search result so proceed to the second, 3rd, 4th, holy s**t it's the same thing... give up, just say well booze is always good.

Social media, noun: A construct with no real physical presence which was invented by a few people in order to influence control by a few over many in order to make money. The closest example, prior to the advent of the internet, are the likes of Dear Abbey, Siskel & Ebert, etc., individuals who, by virtue of their trade, had access to national or international printed press. With the advent of the internet and its resultant connectivity of peoples around the world the "internet star" was born. These internet stars were later renamed as influencers because companies that specialize in advertising for profit already knew that people followed blindly so they capitalized on an existing stream of advertising that, relatively, cost their customers very little. Pennies per view still equates to hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars. You sold yourself.

Living with IBS is like...

Australia is part of France, now? I knew that submarine stuff would go wrong...

It's a vicious circle - press reports there might be a shortage, a few people panic buy, press reports people are panic buying, more people panic buy because the panic buyers are panic buying and that is creating a shortage.

If weekend is the weak end, why is everybody looking forward to it?

It's me! 😆

Also known as the Dunning-Kruger effect.

WHY, EVERY TIME?!

I hate it when it changes a right word!

Singing along to songs in a different language be like...

Office Christmas party is avoidable - I think I've only ever been to about four in my entire career. We're getting dragged through the other one whether we like it or not (very much 'not' in my case)

Hahahaha Infinite Jest is a beast of a book. I've made it to half way so far. Started it in February...

It had been a down flat line all along for me.

The thing: ••.•´¯`•.•• ʳเℂ𝕜ʳㄖl𝓁 ••.•´¯`•.•

my bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space