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Yowie Wowie, whose real name is Keifer, is a New York-based Trinidadian who works as a musician. He really didn't expect his funny tweet to blow up like it did, and has enjoyed reading through the responses. "I was curious to see what other people would come up with," he told Bored Panda. "They were hilarious!"

Due to his love for music, Keifer told us that the item that he most dreads losing is his precious headphones. But what couldn't you live without? According to Bustle, a study was conducted by UK-based loan service 'Lending Stream' where nearly 2,000 British adults were asked to name the things in life whose lost would inconvenience them the most.

For men, the majority of them (40 percent) said their TV was the most important thing in their life, while nearly 50 percent of women said it was their toothbrush.

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Pepper Pots 5 years ago

No, I need my lotion

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Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I could use this because of my cats. They get inside everything.

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Things like shampoo, moisturizer, hair brushes, shower gel, and conditioner made the top 20 list of things women couldn’t live without, while things like going on a vacation, their sisters, their dads, and sex fell further down the list.

On the flipside, after television, 36.5 percent of men said they couldn’t live without their partners followed by their beds (35.5 percent) and their cars (32.5 percent).

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Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

My Wi-Fi password is the code from the back of my favorite novel.

77points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

please, tell me how to do this! i have in this list a film like since forever! i finished watching it but skipped like the last few minutes and now it Shows not finished, even when i rewatch it. please help, it's driving me crazy

77points

The study also found that the average person would be willing to shell out more than £4,000 (about $6,250) so they wouldn’t have to live a year without their favorite thing. Who could go a whole year without brushing their teeth?

Chris deBoer, CEO of Lending Stream which carried out the study said: "This is a refreshing snapshot into the attitudes of people and how they choose to spend their money.

"Far from being extravagant with money, it is the simple things in life that they can't live without."

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

That is cruel and unusual. Great job.

115points

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Kimberly Irving 5 years ago

Pure evil!

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LuckyL 5 years ago

should hard boild only half the eggs...

177points

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Chris Mugea 5 years ago (edited)

wll ctch y n dy y bstrd!

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Steal everybody's left shoe? Are you Stitch?

64points

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Miranda Noble 5 years ago

just a little! genius!

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Foxxy 5 years ago

What?? The pages of the last chapter of every book 😮 that’s just mean.

111points

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

God, you're a monster.

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Laci 5 years ago

aww - the helper

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

a loose toilet seat is hell!!!

90points

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

I would replace it all the ink with bright pink gel ink.

79points

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David Glover 5 years ago

ohhh the loud beep i can almost hear it already..

68points

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

Nah, just make both hands the same size to confuse them.

112points

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Rissie 5 years ago

I would leave the adapters and just take all the cables they actually use and replace them with ones that won't fit.

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AlphaPuck 5 years ago

If they have kids... these are already missing

130points

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OnlyMyOpinion 5 years ago

Bathroom book shelf?

86points

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Something 5 years ago

If anyone ever steals your aglet (or it just falls off), make a new one out of tightly wrapped masking tape.

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Yve 5 years ago

And put your drawstring in a straw to resting them or one of my favorites is to tape it to a chopstick and restring it. I’m a pro at this none of my sons waistlines ever fit because he’s too tall so I’ve had to personally string stuff for years.

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Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

Or clear nail polish.

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

No. Won't. Lol

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Samantha Hurrell 5 years ago

Mine try that, my dog has literally chewed half of mine off.

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meowi.anne 1 year ago

The scooper for the litter box is extremely cruel

1point

Stephanie Goadsby 1 year ago

I would just switch each DVD into a different case. Muah ha ha ha ha!

1point

Amanda Trent 2 years ago

You can also take a lighter to your shoelaces if your aglet is missing. Just spark it for a second or two until it begins to melt then blow out the flame and then squeeze it into shape with your fingers. Careful not to burn yourself.

1point

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

not the one side hoody string trick... I haaate that

1point

Jason M 5 years ago

Tape one end to a straightened coathanger/pipe-cleaner and thread through.

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Zania Erso 5 years ago

I already lost all my drawstrings from hoodies

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BusLady 5 years ago

That last one is the worst. Poor kitty(s).

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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Nooooooo!!! Not the pooper scoopers! You fiend!

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JID RN 5 years ago

You had me at 'aglets'.

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Amyj 5 years ago

But you have to super glue, or sew one end of the string on their hoodies so they can't fix it...ever...

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Sheila Weila 5 years ago

Noooooo! Not the little box scooper!!!!

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madcow 3417 5 years ago

Anyone else know the word Aglet from the movie Repossessed?

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Brandi Gates 5 years ago

This author has an official blue check mark by his name.....baller.

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Lucy Shupe 5 years ago

Or if the aglets go, you can dip them in glue and let them harden. Agelet is a great words with friends word, when you only have vowels.😂😂

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Anita Hummelshøj 5 years ago

or lets lace the shoes more ... creatively :D

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My O My 5 years ago

The drawstrings are really really mean!

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Not Your Average Potato 5 years ago

I love that song. It immediately started playing in the back of my head as soon as I read the word

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Miranda Noble 5 years ago

hahaaaa!! that's a good list!

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Gameking1happy 5 years ago (edited)

A-G-L-E-T AGLET

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EA 5 years ago

Am I the only one that immediately heard the Phineas & Ferb song... A-G-L-E-T....

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Not Your Average Potato 5 years ago

I love that song. It immediately started playing in the back of my head as soon as I read the word

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Miranda Noble 5 years ago

Oh man... if i came home to this kind of hell, i'd turn around a leave! (finally an excuse to run away!! 8-D )

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Foxxy 5 years ago

The position has been filled. By the washing machine.

128points

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S. 5 years ago

House Renovation for Beginners: 101.

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Meh, I have lived in many houses with range hoods and absolutely NONE of the lights ever worked. Now I know why, tut tut.

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Erika Jones 5 years ago

Or replace all their silverware with those little ones for babies and toddlers! LOL

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Karen Fernley 5 years ago

My cat steals my hair ties 😁

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athornedrose 5 years ago

so kind of them to be considerate of medical needs

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

I would drill little holes in each spoon. So every time they eat with them they drip just a little and stain their clothes.

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

I would put clear nail polish over the deodorant. So every time they use it, it does not work. Its subtle but on a hot day it would be very noticeable. As for the toilet paper, switch it out for fast dissolving toilet paper.

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Laci 5 years ago

that's not right....ha get it?

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Val 5 years ago

So you don't like kids huh?

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Serbob 5 years ago

Wypipo? Really?

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Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

*me totally not taking notes*

32points

Dippin Dot 5 years ago

I'm just thinking "this would all be good to do on coworkers for April Fools Day!"

15points

Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

Set the keyboard type from QWERTY to Dvorak on all their computers.

30points

Vex Boxx 5 years ago

Dude. That's evil. I like you. Also, you're not allowed in my house.

26points

BusLady 5 years ago

Sounds like Dvorak should become the standard, you know, like the metric system.

4points

Brandi Gates 5 years ago

what would that do???

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

All the towels, but I do it while you're in the shower.

18points

Virgil Blue 5 years ago

Are you an intergalactic hitchhiker by any chance?

9points

BusLady 5 years ago

LMAO

3points

Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago

Just leave the wash cloths

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Val 5 years ago

Instead of stealing, I would put some cat furniture in houses without cats, just to confuse people: "WTF, did you bought a cat without my consent?" or "Oh thank you honey, you finally bought me a cat! But where is he?"... So they know that cats rule the world even if they're not around.

12points

Rosesinmyhair 5 years ago

Omg😮 You people are truly evil. Me..I'm moving everything that is not nailed down, 1/2 an inch to the left. Or right. heehee

11points

Pillowarrior 5 years ago

Amateurs It’s not about what you can take but what you bring. Example: a pair of underwear...

9points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Ooooh my! You are a Phd in Evil Knavery!

3points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

And hide it in their desk drawer.

2points

Lucas 5 years ago

No. It's underwear. There isn't any 'pair' when you use the word underwear. Pair of pants, pair of trousers... but not pair of underwear.

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

I would take one or two puzzle pieces from each puzzle (and mix up all the CDs if they have any left or play video games)

7points

BusLady 5 years ago

The puzzle one is genius, because they may not get around to doing the puzzle for a few months. Than they start a new puzzle...sit back and watch the fireworks.

3points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

First of all I would put small amounts of nutella on the toilet seat then on the toilet handle, the sink taps and the toilet door handle and the stair bannisters. Just a small amount then I would put a smear on every cleaning implement, towel and cloth. Then I would steal the light out of the fridge

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

ROTFL!

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Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

Carefully remove then swap the labels on the Tuna and Cat Food tins.

6points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Very happy cats!!!

5points

Virgil Blue 5 years ago

Maybe someone has been foing this for years with drill chuck keys and the last pieces of puzzles.

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

When I had cats, they would eat my puzzle pieces. Little devils.

3points

Taryn Wallace 5 years ago

Replace all tools with sizes that are 1 off, change the tv input to a different channel and take the remote. Then before leaving the house move all furniture 1-2 inches to the right.... not enough to notice just just enough to stub your toe EVERY TIME YOU WALK BY........MUAHAHAHAHA

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Make sure you leave it on the Educational Channel.

3points

Candice Ravel 5 years ago

I'd replace all fitted sheets with one size smaller, replace all light bulbs with the dimmest wattage, switch out all batteries with dead ones, cellophane on the toilet, replace random photos around the house and release a few random crickets around the house - just to start ;)

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Would the cellophane on the toilet seat be sticky side up?

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Ides0Mar 5 years ago

When I have seen this question in the past I have always thought that with enough time, I would simply swap some doors to swing in the opposite direction. Just to make them constantly second guess themselves.

3points

Moriarty2 5 years ago

I'd just reverse the locks so you could lock someone in every time they went to go pee.

2points

We Were On A Break! 5 years ago

The guy who started the thread did steal something but it wasn't the back of the earrings, it was KEVIN HART's joke that he stole!

3points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I've actually been robbed. Whole house just gone... These don't seem so bad.

3points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

That's kind of the point though. Real robbery isn't funny. These are just "how could you mess with someone without actually harming them". I can see how having actually been burgled, though, could take the humour out of these for you.

9points

BusLady 5 years ago

That's awful. I hope you had good insurance. The worst part is knowing that these strangers were in your house.

2points

S. 5 years ago

I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. I hope you are doing okay now.

2points

Tecolote 5 years ago

I wouldn't steal anything, just switch all their DVDs/Bluerays & CDs from their cases into other cases randomly :). As a librarian, this would drive me absolutely batty lol.

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

I have a son who already does that.

2points

Stormschance 5 years ago

I wouldn't take anything. Just move it. Keys in the fridge. Remote in the bathroom. Coffee in a shelf in the living room. That sort of thing,

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

So, gaslight them. They would begin to think they were losing their mind, misplacing everything like that.

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

The directions to a "some assembly required" item. Ideally their kids present on Christmas Eve.

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Why would you do that to Santa???!!!

2points

Emory White 1 year ago

I'm replacing all the toilet paper with duct tape.

1point

it's me again 5 years ago

Take the channel selector button on the TV remote. Leave one sheet of TP on the roll... No, on ALL the rolls. Switch all the keyboard keys around.

1point

Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

I would hard-boil the eggs, sneak a lil bit of red dye in the shampoo (the food kind, nothing that stains hair) I would swap around all the pen inks, steal the curtains, and put one of those everything-proof locks on the cabinets. Oh and also if I'm feeling extra vindictive, I alphabetise the keys on their keyboard, change the wifi password and put hot sauce in the open milk >:)

1point

Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

Or alternately. Bring a bag of potatoes. and place potatoes in random places. On the bench, on the window sill, in the bathroom cabinet, maybe on the bed, etc.

1point

Aileen Grist 5 years ago

When I first started work we used to mess things up a lot. We'd sellotape the keys down on the typewriter - yes I'm that old! - sellotape the phone catches that stopped it ringing when you lifted it, ink from ballpens and loosen the screws onone drawer of the filing cabinet. You always had to be careful in our office.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Did you work in The Office?

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Jaybird3939 5 years ago

All the reading glasses. Just the cheap ones that there are a million pairs of, but every where they looked there were none. And/or replace them with the wrong RX, so everything is fuzzy, but they aren't sure why...

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Time to see the eye doctor.

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Meeow 5 years ago

hahahaha!!! I will steal all the lipstick caps, lip gloss brush, makeup brush set, foundation fill with water hahahaha!!!

1point

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

All the remotes. All the deodorant. The can opener. The wifi router.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

The wifi router? That's WAR!

0points

Trix 5 years ago

WiFi router cable.

1point

Dani 5 years ago

Open all their mechanical pencils, break the lead into sixths and put it back in so you can push it out but it falls back into the pencil once you start to write.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

As a pencil lover, I hate you. 😠

0points

Sansa Blacktyde 5 years ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

1point

Martata 5 years ago

Finish the milk, the butter, the eggs and any other container and leave them empty on the fridge. Unscrew one of the the toilet seat sides so it slides to the side. Take the mirror in the bathroom. Take the chair from the room where stuff is thrown at. Take the light bulb from your main entrance/corridor. Switch your salt with sugar. Use a cookie box to store a sewing kit and leave it in the kitchen on the snack cupboard. Eat all the Ferrero Roche but use the wrap to wrap up some grapes and put it back in the chocolate box.

1point

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Martata! You are a beast!!

1point

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

I'd set the language on their phones to Russian, tie their earphones in knots, unplug the tv, turn off the internet, steal the duvet and the curtains ^ ^ (evil laughter)

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

I was once pranked thusly: "Take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints". The (now former) friend emptied flour onto every floor surface in our house (sifting it to boot) and took photographs of his nasty bare feet prints in it. Hilarious, especially once the HVAC kicked in. We had to pay to have the ductwork cleaned atop all the rest.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

"former friend."

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Olof T 5 years ago

If someone actually did any of this it would be creepier than if they had broken in to take valuables. The victims would probably believe that a very sick stalker was behind it.

1point

Luis Milian 5 years ago

I would take all the batteries from each remote control, all the light bulbs and superglue all the light switches to off...lol

1point

Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

1point

HappySquirrel 1 year ago

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Sarel Seerower 1 year ago

Shake all of their soda bottles and cans

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Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago

I'd move all the furniture an inch and take all the scissors because damn it need more scissors! I cant ever find them in my house!

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Mine Truly 2 years ago

All the pots, cutlery, and dishes.

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Mine Truly 2 years ago

Towels.

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Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Take their cell phones and put them in jello.

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Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago

Remove all tabs from cans, replace cutlery with the colorful plastic ones they give toddlers, replace tags on different things, empty the ice cream in the freezer so they open it happy bc there's ice cream but it's empty, mess with the closet and cupboard doors so they dont close all the way and you cant push them in. I have plenty

0points

Urbangirlatl 2 years ago

Lots of sick folks in the BP universe....funny, but sick.

0points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Take all the scrunchies and the best bras and underwear, then hide them along with all the missing socks and Nerf gun bullets.

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Kanga9ine 4 years ago

I did this at three with a sidekick. Not as burglars. We emptied all of the water out of the toilets. Found the sugar to dip our little paws in and managed to spill it all over. Over the years I've forgotten what other horrible things we did to this poor neighbors house. But mom never let me forget how she and the mom of my partner in crime hurried to clean it all up before the people who lived there returned. Thinking of what I would do today I think I would completely rearrange all the furniture in the house. Rearrange kitchen drawers and put in some books and artwork that was never there before. I wouldn't take a thing. Just confuse the hell out of them.

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Erin Pratt 5 years ago

The spindle from the toilet paper holder

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Ida Aho 5 years ago

I would take tiny little slice of one leg from every furniture. Wobbly chairs and tables for all!

0points

tenfyr 5 years ago

One of the knobs off the oven or stove, the TV remote, fridge light bulb, a door handle, a shower head, the toilet flush and the sink plugs.

0points

Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago

all the scissors cus those damn things always seem to disappear in my house when I need them

0points

Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

All spoons? Gone

0points

Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

Eggs and milk in bathroom, switch all the cereal to different boxes

0points

Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

Clear all ps4/xbox360 saved games.

0points

Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

I'm taking all the toilet paper, the shampoo (leave the conditioner), putting tiny pin holes in the top and bottom of all the eggs, removing all the bread except top and bottom pieces, mixing pure horse radish in the Mayo, replacing brown liquor with tea, taking all the bath towels (just the drying towels), removing 1 blade from each fan, move all furniture 1" left or right, remove all knobs and handles from doors and drawers (especially bedroom).Upon exit, remove front door hinge pins. Have fun when ya get home😂

0points

UndyingBisexual 5 years ago

I'm taking ever battery from everything, and then placing the object back exactly how i found it. Also changing the time of all their clocks to different times, unplugging every single plug, and spray painting silver into the mirrors.

0points

Loki C 5 years ago

I'd steal the fluff off q-tips

0points

Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago

Put all the DVD/Blu Ray disks in the wrong cases facing backwards

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

I see why the "wypipo" is dead last.

0points

AP 5 years ago

I would remove the doorknobs, shoelaces from all shoes, and the cooking instructions from all boxed/canned/frozen/fridged foods. Oh, and I would turn the volume up on everything to maximum.

0points

Imaginer 31415 (Imaginer31415) 5 years ago

If you take all my family's earring backings, I will set my sister on you and we will leave with our backings and you with multiple bleeding cuts on your arms that will fade into permanent scars.

0points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

All their spoons, their garage door openers, and the water nozzle in their Keurig. And reverse their hot and cold handles in the shower. Just the shower.

0points

Just saying 5 years ago

I'd take all but the last sheet of toilet roll from each loo. I'd leave that sheet clinging onto the cardboard insert.

0points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago

steal the light bulbs from their refrigerators.

0points

Pungent Sauce 5 years ago

Did I miss unscrewing the refrigerator & microwave lights just enough to make intermittent contact when opened?

0points

Moezarella 5 years ago

the door knobs to the bathroom and bedrooms 😂

0points

Brandi Gates 5 years ago

**cut holes in all their socks, underwear and bras** in all the annoying stops....

0points

Tenay Douglas 5 years ago

ALL the blankets Dish soap (but I would leave JUST a little) I would also empty most of the sauce from stuff people use all the time like the ranch and BBQ and mustard but the bottles where you cant tell unless you open it And lastly..............the soap but leave one of those half bars somewhere random

0points

Sue Prewitt 5 years ago

Drain plugs - Any and all handles

0points

April Simnel 5 years ago

I'd take all the flatware and cooking utensils - except for dull butter knives. They'll have to roll their peas onto the knife with THEIR FINGERS Muahahahahahaha!

0points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Once had my front door numbers stolen. Ye, I know. House number 16. Maybe now on some random 16 or 91, no idea, but DOOR NUMBERS !!??

0points

shane carmen 5 years ago

Bobby pins, safety pins, hair ties and rubber bands ...hehehehe

0points

Connie Bonneville 5 years ago

Send my mom over with 2 instructions... 1. Empty the dishwasher 2. Move my phone chargers anywhere you want. As long as Mom can play Candy Crush without running out of batteries, that's all that matters.

0points

Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago

addition to all ... stick clear tape on the optic at the bottom of their mouses.. and watch them go crazy.. make ball mouse trends again... hahaha

0points

Barb Forester 5 years ago

All the spoons, metal, plastic,.wooden, silicone!

0points

Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)

I would steal the light switches and replace them with raw beef, then I would turn the TV upside down along with all photos and/or paintings on the wall. Then of course I would spray paint the windows bright pink...

0points

IndigoBlues 5 years ago

Fill all the outlets with glue

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

the stove/washing machine knobs

0points

Melanin Mo 5 years ago

im purposely entering the wrong password on all devices so youre locked out at least 3 days

0points

Alejandro Karacsonyi 5 years ago

Amateurs

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To Blave 5 years ago

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NeedFood 5 years ago

Turn all their furniture and tv, etc. so that they face the wall

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Jess-a-men 5 years ago

Remove the lids and caps from every container. All the tube caps, bottle caps, the lids from various boxes. Just open everything.

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Lola 5 years ago

I would take the keys to everything.

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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Delete all the passwords and saved bookmarks

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Ashley Galyen 5 years ago (edited)

I'd take all the wireless dongels to everything. Most people put a usb dongel in their computer and never move it until they replace the mouse. And if they are Logitech, they are usually compatible with each other. More to replace our lost ones >_>. That, remove all laptop webcam covers and the oven light bulb so they can't see their pizza.

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Roger Haywood 5 years ago

I would take the ballcock from the toilets.

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Lucas 5 years ago

Mine broke years ago.. to save on water and still enjoy baths I now make good use of a bucket.

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Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Steal all the plugs from the bath & basins. Steal all the teaspoons. Superglue the kitchen cabinets shut. Move all the furniture so that it's all misaligned and sticking out at funny angles. Take their TV remotes and all their tea towels. Turn all their clothes inside out and put them back. Turn off their water under the sink. Put smashed up potato chips & pretzels in their bed. Boot up their computer and make their desktop background a picture of G****e. Pull the keyboard plug out the computer just enough that it looks like it's still in. Put tape on the bottom of their mouse.

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Christopher Doke 5 years ago

Remote batteries, Nail clippers, the middle spring for toilet paper holders, delete garage door codes, set WiFi password to something else, toilet flush handle, and move all dvd / blueray / game disks into different cases.

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E FourOFour 5 years ago

I wouldn't steal anything. I would just switch all of the Hot and Cold labels on all the faucets

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

My former landlord did that...he likes to fancy himself as a real how-to guy. He isn't.

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Cody Eriksen 5 years ago

The toilet plunger and toilet brush.

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LittleMissPanda 5 years ago

All of their toilet paper :D

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Something 5 years ago

I bought a bulk bag of earring backs and hid them everywhere. Good luck finding them all.

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Angie 5 years ago

I would unplug the washer and dryer and let the cord fall to the floor behind it, so they have to physically wiggle them away from the wall and get behind them to plug them back in and then put it them back. Maybe switch out their laundry detergent in the container with flour.

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Lucas 5 years ago

So you'll have first had to physically wiggle them away from the wall. Flour doesn't look anyting like detergent. 1/10

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Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Remote control!

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Christina Sersif 5 years ago

I can’t believe no one did this one: set their thermostat to the highest possible temperature and then super glue it in place

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

A single movie or game disc. And then put a disc from a different case in its place. And another in that one's place. Repeat about two dozen times. Leave.

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glowworm2 5 years ago

I would set every i-phone to that setting where you can't press anything without a voice stating/describing everything. I've accidentally done that to mine several times, and it drives me crazy!

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H05 5 years ago

Not stealing anything... remove all light switch and outlet covers, spray paint them with some cheap clear coat that never completely dries but always feels sticky/tacky. Lovingly replace all of them.

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Amy Eales 5 years ago

All the batteries.

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Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Remove all flavor packets from their Ramen noodles, steal all wine corks from the bottles, scatter all the sugar and salt on the floors, and fill up their pepper shakers halfway with potting soil, the other half pepper.

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Melissa 5 years ago

I would steal the lids to the salt and pepper, and then steal the bin from the automatics ice maker and all the ice cube trays.

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John Louis 5 years ago

1. Pour plaster of Paris down there toilet. 2. Remove the boards that hold their box springs to their bed frame. 3. Pull the window blinds all the way down and snap the spring in the roller. 4. Disconnect their doorbell. 5. Dull all of their razor blades. 6. Pour a small amount of water in all of their spices, so that they Clump up. 7. Run small strips of paper through their printer so that it jams up deep inside the mechanisms that move it to the printer. 8. Take the rollers off the garage door. 9. Move the driver and passenger seat in their car all the way up and break the adjustment mechanism. 10. Hide something small of great value like a woman's favorite earrings or money they had in a drawer Etc. In their family Bible just to see if they ever find it there (do they even open that thing up).

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

Some of the things I would do, loosen the screws on the toilet seat, and the base of the toilet, plus cut a piece of the wax ring on the toilet one side so it is slightly uneven. So the every time the sit down the seat shift and the so does the toilet and it lets out a slight small odor. Next I would replace the batteries on every remote with almost dead batteries and strip the heads of the screws so they cant take the cover off.

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Tangle all the headphones, chargers and cables, pull the rings off all the cans and also take the can opener, take all the pens and teaspoons, lastly I would take all the towels.

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Chris Hardtke 5 years ago

When I was pledging a fraternity in college, it was customary for the pledges to go on a “walk out”, that is, to “kidnap” one brother and go out of town on a 48 hour road trip. The date of the walkout was unknown to the brothers with the exception of the one that was getting kidnapped. It was customary to play a prank in the pre-dawn hours on the morning of departure. For our prank, we wanted to do something that would make the fraternity house boring and inconvenient. So, we decided to take the cue ball from the pool table, the foosballs from the foosball table, the remote control from the TV, and in a bit of inspired thinking, the nozzles from the soda dispenser.

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Unwelcomed Guest 5 years ago

Oh I can't wait to my next out of town trip now

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Monicahorn 5 years ago (edited)

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MnM2520 5 years ago

BEGONE BOT

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Katie Hayes 5 years ago

Oh look gutter trash isn't this new and different

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The Girl on Fire 5 years ago

I bet that site totally doesn't lead to a scam.

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Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

*me totally not taking notes*

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Dippin Dot 5 years ago

I'm just thinking "this would all be good to do on coworkers for April Fools Day!"

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

Set the keyboard type from QWERTY to Dvorak on all their computers.

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Vex Boxx 5 years ago

Dude. That's evil. I like you. Also, you're not allowed in my house.

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BusLady 5 years ago

Sounds like Dvorak should become the standard, you know, like the metric system.

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Brandi Gates 5 years ago

what would that do???

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

All the towels, but I do it while you're in the shower.

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Virgil Blue 5 years ago

Are you an intergalactic hitchhiker by any chance?

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BusLady 5 years ago

LMAO

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Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago

Just leave the wash cloths

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Val 5 years ago

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Rosesinmyhair 5 years ago

Omg😮 You people are truly evil. Me..I'm moving everything that is not nailed down, 1/2 an inch to the left. Or right. heehee

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Pillowarrior 5 years ago

Amateurs It’s not about what you can take but what you bring. Example: a pair of underwear...

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ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Ooooh my! You are a Phd in Evil Knavery!

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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

And hide it in their desk drawer.

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Lucas 5 years ago

No. It's underwear. There isn't any 'pair' when you use the word underwear. Pair of pants, pair of trousers... but not pair of underwear.

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

I would take one or two puzzle pieces from each puzzle (and mix up all the CDs if they have any left or play video games)

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BusLady 5 years ago

The puzzle one is genius, because they may not get around to doing the puzzle for a few months. Than they start a new puzzle...sit back and watch the fireworks.

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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

ROTFL!

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Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

Carefully remove then swap the labels on the Tuna and Cat Food tins.

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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Very happy cats!!!

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Virgil Blue 5 years ago

Maybe someone has been foing this for years with drill chuck keys and the last pieces of puzzles.

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BusLady 5 years ago

When I had cats, they would eat my puzzle pieces. Little devils.

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Taryn Wallace 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

Make sure you leave it on the Educational Channel.

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Candice Ravel 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

Would the cellophane on the toilet seat be sticky side up?

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Ides0Mar 5 years ago

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Moriarty2 5 years ago

I'd just reverse the locks so you could lock someone in every time they went to go pee.

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We Were On A Break! 5 years ago

The guy who started the thread did steal something but it wasn't the back of the earrings, it was KEVIN HART's joke that he stole!

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Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I've actually been robbed. Whole house just gone... These don't seem so bad.

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

That's awful. I hope you had good insurance. The worst part is knowing that these strangers were in your house.

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S. 5 years ago

I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. I hope you are doing okay now.

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Tecolote 5 years ago

I wouldn't steal anything, just switch all their DVDs/Bluerays & CDs from their cases into other cases randomly :). As a librarian, this would drive me absolutely batty lol.

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BusLady 5 years ago

I have a son who already does that.

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Stormschance 5 years ago

I wouldn't take anything. Just move it. Keys in the fridge. Remote in the bathroom. Coffee in a shelf in the living room. That sort of thing,

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BusLady 5 years ago

So, gaslight them. They would begin to think they were losing their mind, misplacing everything like that.

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

The directions to a "some assembly required" item. Ideally their kids present on Christmas Eve.

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BusLady 5 years ago

Why would you do that to Santa???!!!

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Emory White 1 year ago

I'm replacing all the toilet paper with duct tape.

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it's me again 5 years ago

Take the channel selector button on the TV remote. Leave one sheet of TP on the roll... No, on ALL the rolls. Switch all the keyboard keys around.

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Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

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Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

Or alternately. Bring a bag of potatoes. and place potatoes in random places. On the bench, on the window sill, in the bathroom cabinet, maybe on the bed, etc.

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Aileen Grist 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

Did you work in The Office?

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Jaybird3939 5 years ago

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Time to see the eye doctor.

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Meeow 5 years ago

hahahaha!!! I will steal all the lipstick caps, lip gloss brush, makeup brush set, foundation fill with water hahahaha!!!

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Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

All the remotes. All the deodorant. The can opener. The wifi router.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

The wifi router? That's WAR!

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Trix 5 years ago

WiFi router cable.

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Dani 5 years ago

Open all their mechanical pencils, break the lead into sixths and put it back in so you can push it out but it falls back into the pencil once you start to write.

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BusLady 5 years ago

As a pencil lover, I hate you. 😠

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Sansa Blacktyde 5 years ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

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Martata 5 years ago

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ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Martata! You are a beast!!

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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

I'd set the language on their phones to Russian, tie their earphones in knots, unplug the tv, turn off the internet, steal the duvet and the curtains ^ ^ (evil laughter)

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

"former friend."

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Olof T 5 years ago

If someone actually did any of this it would be creepier than if they had broken in to take valuables. The victims would probably believe that a very sick stalker was behind it.

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I would take all the batteries from each remote control, all the light bulbs and superglue all the light switches to off...lol

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Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

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HappySquirrel 1 year ago

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Sarel Seerower 1 year ago

Shake all of their soda bottles and cans

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Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago

I'd move all the furniture an inch and take all the scissors because damn it need more scissors! I cant ever find them in my house!

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Mine Truly 2 years ago

All the pots, cutlery, and dishes.

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Mine Truly 2 years ago

Towels.

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Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Take their cell phones and put them in jello.

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Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago

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Urbangirlatl 2 years ago

Lots of sick folks in the BP universe....funny, but sick.

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Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Take all the scrunchies and the best bras and underwear, then hide them along with all the missing socks and Nerf gun bullets.

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Kanga9ine 4 years ago

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Erin Pratt 5 years ago

The spindle from the toilet paper holder

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Ida Aho 5 years ago

I would take tiny little slice of one leg from every furniture. Wobbly chairs and tables for all!

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tenfyr 5 years ago

One of the knobs off the oven or stove, the TV remote, fridge light bulb, a door handle, a shower head, the toilet flush and the sink plugs.

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Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago

all the scissors cus those damn things always seem to disappear in my house when I need them

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Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

All spoons? Gone

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Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

Eggs and milk in bathroom, switch all the cereal to different boxes

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Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

Clear all ps4/xbox360 saved games.

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Beed Jaroux 5 years ago

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UndyingBisexual 5 years ago

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Loki C 5 years ago

I'd steal the fluff off q-tips

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Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago

Put all the DVD/Blu Ray disks in the wrong cases facing backwards

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BusLady 5 years ago

I see why the "wypipo" is dead last.

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AP 5 years ago

I would remove the doorknobs, shoelaces from all shoes, and the cooking instructions from all boxed/canned/frozen/fridged foods. Oh, and I would turn the volume up on everything to maximum.

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Imaginer 31415 (Imaginer31415) 5 years ago

If you take all my family's earring backings, I will set my sister on you and we will leave with our backings and you with multiple bleeding cuts on your arms that will fade into permanent scars.

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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

All their spoons, their garage door openers, and the water nozzle in their Keurig. And reverse their hot and cold handles in the shower. Just the shower.

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Just saying 5 years ago

I'd take all but the last sheet of toilet roll from each loo. I'd leave that sheet clinging onto the cardboard insert.

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RoseTheMad 5 years ago

steal the light bulbs from their refrigerators.

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Pungent Sauce 5 years ago

Did I miss unscrewing the refrigerator & microwave lights just enough to make intermittent contact when opened?

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Moezarella 5 years ago

the door knobs to the bathroom and bedrooms 😂

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Brandi Gates 5 years ago

**cut holes in all their socks, underwear and bras** in all the annoying stops....

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Tenay Douglas 5 years ago

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Sue Prewitt 5 years ago

Drain plugs - Any and all handles

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April Simnel 5 years ago

I'd take all the flatware and cooking utensils - except for dull butter knives. They'll have to roll their peas onto the knife with THEIR FINGERS Muahahahahahaha!

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Once had my front door numbers stolen. Ye, I know. House number 16. Maybe now on some random 16 or 91, no idea, but DOOR NUMBERS !!??

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shane carmen 5 years ago

Bobby pins, safety pins, hair ties and rubber bands ...hehehehe

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Connie Bonneville 5 years ago

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Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago

addition to all ... stick clear tape on the optic at the bottom of their mouses.. and watch them go crazy.. make ball mouse trends again... hahaha

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Barb Forester 5 years ago

All the spoons, metal, plastic,.wooden, silicone!

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Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)

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IndigoBlues 5 years ago

Fill all the outlets with glue

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

the stove/washing machine knobs

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Melanin Mo 5 years ago

im purposely entering the wrong password on all devices so youre locked out at least 3 days

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Alejandro Karacsonyi 5 years ago

Amateurs

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To Blave 5 years ago

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NeedFood 5 years ago

Turn all their furniture and tv, etc. so that they face the wall

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Jess-a-men 5 years ago

Remove the lids and caps from every container. All the tube caps, bottle caps, the lids from various boxes. Just open everything.

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Lola 5 years ago

I would take the keys to everything.

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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Delete all the passwords and saved bookmarks

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Ashley Galyen 5 years ago (edited)

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Roger Haywood 5 years ago

I would take the ballcock from the toilets.

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Lucas 5 years ago

Mine broke years ago.. to save on water and still enjoy baths I now make good use of a bucket.

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Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

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Christopher Doke 5 years ago

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E FourOFour 5 years ago

I wouldn't steal anything. I would just switch all of the Hot and Cold labels on all the faucets

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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

My former landlord did that...he likes to fancy himself as a real how-to guy. He isn't.

1point

Cody Eriksen 5 years ago

The toilet plunger and toilet brush.

0points

LittleMissPanda 5 years ago

All of their toilet paper :D

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Something 5 years ago

I bought a bulk bag of earring backs and hid them everywhere. Good luck finding them all.

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Angie 5 years ago

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Lucas 5 years ago

So you'll have first had to physically wiggle them away from the wall. Flour doesn't look anyting like detergent. 1/10

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Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Remote control!

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Christina Sersif 5 years ago

I can’t believe no one did this one: set their thermostat to the highest possible temperature and then super glue it in place

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

A single movie or game disc. And then put a disc from a different case in its place. And another in that one's place. Repeat about two dozen times. Leave.

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glowworm2 5 years ago

I would set every i-phone to that setting where you can't press anything without a voice stating/describing everything. I've accidentally done that to mine several times, and it drives me crazy!

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H05 5 years ago

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Amy Eales 5 years ago

All the batteries.

0points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

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Melissa 5 years ago

I would steal the lids to the salt and pepper, and then steal the bin from the automatics ice maker and all the ice cube trays.

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John Louis 5 years ago

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Tangle all the headphones, chargers and cables, pull the rings off all the cans and also take the can opener, take all the pens and teaspoons, lastly I would take all the towels.

0points

Chris Hardtke 5 years ago

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Unwelcomed Guest 5 years ago

Oh I can't wait to my next out of town trip now

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Monicahorn 5 years ago (edited)

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MnM2520 5 years ago

BEGONE BOT

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