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Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)
The world that we have built for ourselves is full of handy gadgets and products that we use to make our lives easier and more comfortable. Pretty cool, isn't it? Yet there is a downside to all this convenience. We have become so reliant on all these things in our day-to-day lives that if they were to be taken away from us, we would struggle to know how to live without them!
This tongue-in-cheek Twitter discussion, initiated by Yowie Wowie, hilariously sums up this situation by asking: “You are a burglar but instead of stealing things you do things that are mildly inconvenient to your victims. What are you stealing?”
From phone chargers to Tupperware, Wifi code stickers and toilet paper, these evil geniuses are determined to find people's weaknesses and exploit them to the maximum!
Scroll down below to see the hilarious thread for yourself, and feel free to come up with your own in the comments!
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Yowie Wowie, whose real name is Keifer, is a New York-based Trinidadian who works as a musician. He really didn't expect his funny tweet to blow up like it did, and has enjoyed reading through the responses. "I was curious to see what other people would come up with," he told Bored Panda. "They were hilarious!"
Due to his love for music, Keifer told us that the item that he most dreads losing is his precious headphones. But what couldn't you live without? According to Bustle, a study was conducted by UK-based loan service 'Lending Stream' where nearly 2,000 British adults were asked to name the things in life whose lost would inconvenience them the most.
For men, the majority of them (40 percent) said their TV was the most important thing in their life, while nearly 50 percent of women said it was their toothbrush.
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Things like shampoo, moisturizer, hair brushes, shower gel, and conditioner made the top 20 list of things women couldn’t live without, while things like going on a vacation, their sisters, their dads, and sex fell further down the list.
On the flipside, after television, 36.5 percent of men said they couldn’t live without their partners followed by their beds (35.5 percent) and their cars (32.5 percent).
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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago
please, tell me how to do this! i have in this list a film like since forever! i finished watching it but skipped like the last few minutes and now it Shows not finished, even when i rewatch it. please help, it's driving me crazy
The study also found that the average person would be willing to shell out more than £4,000 (about $6,250) so they wouldn’t have to live a year without their favorite thing. Who could go a whole year without brushing their teeth?
Chris deBoer, CEO of Lending Stream which carried out the study said: "This is a refreshing snapshot into the attitudes of people and how they choose to spend their money.
"Far from being extravagant with money, it is the simple things in life that they can't live without."
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Miranda Noble 5 years ago
Oh man... if i came home to this kind of hell, i'd turn around a leave! (finally an excuse to run away!! 8-D )
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Aélia Potter 2 years ago
If they’ve got a cat like mine the batteries on the table won’t be there very long
Thomas Es Thomas 5 years ago
Eggs don't actually need to be refrigerated. They'll stay fresh on your counter for about 20 days.
Cynthia Wohlschlaeger 5 years ago
Only in countries/areas where they don't wash off the protective outer layer (cuticle) of the egg.
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bdunbar@kcls.org 5 years ago
Oh for crying out loud......I have 2 sons .....15 years apart.......this is just the way my world turns
Dawn Reyes 5 years ago
Leaving eggs won't do a thing. They sit in a warehouse for months before they even hit the stores bud. That isn't evil at all. Sorry.
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Erika Jones 5 years ago
Or replace all their silverware with those little ones for babies and toddlers! LOL
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Dippin Dot 5 years ago
I'm just thinking "this would all be good to do on coworkers for April Fools Day!"
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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago
Set the keyboard type from QWERTY to Dvorak on all their computers.
Vex Boxx 5 years ago
Dude. That's evil. I like you. Also, you're not allowed in my house.
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Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Are you an intergalactic hitchhiker by any chance?
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Val 5 years ago
Instead of stealing, I would put some cat furniture in houses without cats, just to confuse people: "WTF, did you bought a cat without my consent?" or "Oh thank you honey, you finally bought me a cat! But where is he?"... So they know that cats rule the world even if they're not around.
Rosesinmyhair 5 years ago
Omg😮 You people are truly evil. Me..I'm moving everything that is not nailed down, 1/2 an inch to the left. Or right. heehee
Pillowarrior 5 years ago
Amateurs It’s not about what you can take but what you bring. Example: a pair of underwear...
SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)
I would take one or two puzzle pieces from each puzzle (and mix up all the CDs if they have any left or play video games)
BusLady 5 years ago
The puzzle one is genius, because they may not get around to doing the puzzle for a few months. Than they start a new puzzle...sit back and watch the fireworks.
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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago
First of all I would put small amounts of nutella on the toilet seat then on the toilet handle, the sink taps and the toilet door handle and the stair bannisters. Just a small amount then I would put a smear on every cleaning implement, towel and cloth. Then I would steal the light out of the fridge
Gerry Higgins 5 years ago
Carefully remove then swap the labels on the Tuna and Cat Food tins.
Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Maybe someone has been foing this for years with drill chuck keys and the last pieces of puzzles.
BusLady 5 years ago
When I had cats, they would eat my puzzle pieces. Little devils.
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Taryn Wallace 5 years ago
Replace all tools with sizes that are 1 off, change the tv input to a different channel and take the remote. Then before leaving the house move all furniture 1-2 inches to the right.... not enough to notice just just enough to stub your toe EVERY TIME YOU WALK BY........MUAHAHAHAHA
Candice Ravel 5 years ago
I'd replace all fitted sheets with one size smaller, replace all light bulbs with the dimmest wattage, switch out all batteries with dead ones, cellophane on the toilet, replace random photos around the house and release a few random crickets around the house - just to start ;)
BusLady 5 years ago
Would the cellophane on the toilet seat be sticky side up?
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Ides0Mar 5 years ago
When I have seen this question in the past I have always thought that with enough time, I would simply swap some doors to swing in the opposite direction. Just to make them constantly second guess themselves.
Moriarty2 5 years ago
I'd just reverse the locks so you could lock someone in every time they went to go pee.
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We Were On A Break! 5 years ago
The guy who started the thread did steal something but it wasn't the back of the earrings, it was KEVIN HART's joke that he stole!
Tiffany Marie 5 years ago
I've actually been robbed. Whole house just gone... These don't seem so bad.
Parmeisan 5 years ago
That's kind of the point though. Real robbery isn't funny. These are just "how could you mess with someone without actually harming them". I can see how having actually been burgled, though, could take the humour out of these for you.
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Tecolote 5 years ago
I wouldn't steal anything, just switch all their DVDs/Bluerays & CDs from their cases into other cases randomly :). As a librarian, this would drive me absolutely batty lol.
Stormschance 5 years ago
I wouldn't take anything. Just move it. Keys in the fridge. Remote in the bathroom. Coffee in a shelf in the living room. That sort of thing,
BusLady 5 years ago
So, gaslight them. They would begin to think they were losing their mind, misplacing everything like that.
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
The directions to a "some assembly required" item. Ideally their kids present on Christmas Eve.
it's me again 5 years ago
Take the channel selector button on the TV remote. Leave one sheet of TP on the roll... No, on ALL the rolls. Switch all the keyboard keys around.
Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago
I would hard-boil the eggs, sneak a lil bit of red dye in the shampoo (the food kind, nothing that stains hair) I would swap around all the pen inks, steal the curtains, and put one of those everything-proof locks on the cabinets. Oh and also if I'm feeling extra vindictive, I alphabetise the keys on their keyboard, change the wifi password and put hot sauce in the open milk >:)
Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago
Or alternately. Bring a bag of potatoes. and place potatoes in random places. On the bench, on the window sill, in the bathroom cabinet, maybe on the bed, etc.
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Aileen Grist 5 years ago
When I first started work we used to mess things up a lot. We'd sellotape the keys down on the typewriter - yes I'm that old! - sellotape the phone catches that stopped it ringing when you lifted it, ink from ballpens and loosen the screws onone drawer of the filing cabinet. You always had to be careful in our office.
Jaybird3939 5 years ago
All the reading glasses. Just the cheap ones that there are a million pairs of, but every where they looked there were none. And/or replace them with the wrong RX, so everything is fuzzy, but they aren't sure why...
Dani 5 years ago
Open all their mechanical pencils, break the lead into sixths and put it back in so you can push it out but it falls back into the pencil once you start to write.
Martata 5 years ago
Finish the milk, the butter, the eggs and any other container and leave them empty on the fridge. Unscrew one of the the toilet seat sides so it slides to the side. Take the mirror in the bathroom. Take the chair from the room where stuff is thrown at. Take the light bulb from your main entrance/corridor. Switch your salt with sugar. Use a cookie box to store a sewing kit and leave it in the kitchen on the snack cupboard. Eat all the Ferrero Roche but use the wrap to wrap up some grapes and put it back in the chocolate box.
Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago
I'd set the language on their phones to Russian, tie their earphones in knots, unplug the tv, turn off the internet, steal the duvet and the curtains ^ ^ (evil laughter)
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
I was once pranked thusly: "Take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints". The (now former) friend emptied flour onto every floor surface in our house (sifting it to boot) and took photographs of his nasty bare feet prints in it. Hilarious, especially once the HVAC kicked in. We had to pay to have the ductwork cleaned atop all the rest.
Luis Milian 5 years ago
I would take all the batteries from each remote control, all the light bulbs and superglue all the light switches to off...lol
Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)
Or replace the light switches with raw beef
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Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago
I'd move all the furniture an inch and take all the scissors because damn it need more scissors! I cant ever find them in my house!
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago
Remove all tabs from cans, replace cutlery with the colorful plastic ones they give toddlers, replace tags on different things, empty the ice cream in the freezer so they open it happy bc there's ice cream but it's empty, mess with the closet and cupboard doors so they dont close all the way and you cant push them in. I have plenty
Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago
Take all the scrunchies and the best bras and underwear, then hide them along with all the missing socks and Nerf gun bullets.
Kanga9ine 4 years ago
I did this at three with a sidekick. Not as burglars. We emptied all of the water out of the toilets. Found the sugar to dip our little paws in and managed to spill it all over. Over the years I've forgotten what other horrible things we did to this poor neighbors house. But mom never let me forget how she and the mom of my partner in crime hurried to clean it all up before the people who lived there returned. Thinking of what I would do today I think I would completely rearrange all the furniture in the house. Rearrange kitchen drawers and put in some books and artwork that was never there before. I wouldn't take a thing. Just confuse the hell out of them.
Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago
all the scissors cus those damn things always seem to disappear in my house when I need them
Beed Jaroux 5 years ago
I'm taking all the toilet paper, the shampoo (leave the conditioner), putting tiny pin holes in the top and bottom of all the eggs, removing all the bread except top and bottom pieces, mixing pure horse radish in the Mayo, replacing brown liquor with tea, taking all the bath towels (just the drying towels), removing 1 blade from each fan, move all furniture 1" left or right, remove all knobs and handles from doors and drawers (especially bedroom).Upon exit, remove front door hinge pins. Have fun when ya get home😂
UndyingBisexual 5 years ago
I'm taking ever battery from everything, and then placing the object back exactly how i found it. Also changing the time of all their clocks to different times, unplugging every single plug, and spray painting silver into the mirrors.
Imaginer 31415 (Imaginer31415) 5 years ago
If you take all my family's earring backings, I will set my sister on you and we will leave with our backings and you with multiple bleeding cuts on your arms that will fade into permanent scars.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
All their spoons, their garage door openers, and the water nozzle in their Keurig. And reverse their hot and cold handles in the shower. Just the shower.
Just saying 5 years ago
I'd take all but the last sheet of toilet roll from each loo. I'd leave that sheet clinging onto the cardboard insert.
Pungent Sauce 5 years ago
Did I miss unscrewing the refrigerator & microwave lights just enough to make intermittent contact when opened?
Brandi Gates 5 years ago
**cut holes in all their socks, underwear and bras** in all the annoying stops....
Tenay Douglas 5 years ago
ALL the blankets Dish soap (but I would leave JUST a little) I would also empty most of the sauce from stuff people use all the time like the ranch and BBQ and mustard but the bottles where you cant tell unless you open it And lastly..............the soap but leave one of those half bars somewhere random
April Simnel 5 years ago
I'd take all the flatware and cooking utensils - except for dull butter knives. They'll have to roll their peas onto the knife with THEIR FINGERS Muahahahahahaha!
kathryn stretton 5 years ago
Once had my front door numbers stolen. Ye, I know. House number 16. Maybe now on some random 16 or 91, no idea, but DOOR NUMBERS !!??
Connie Bonneville 5 years ago
Send my mom over with 2 instructions... 1. Empty the dishwasher 2. Move my phone chargers anywhere you want. As long as Mom can play Candy Crush without running out of batteries, that's all that matters.
Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago
addition to all ... stick clear tape on the optic at the bottom of their mouses.. and watch them go crazy.. make ball mouse trends again... hahaha
Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)
I would steal the light switches and replace them with raw beef, then I would turn the TV upside down along with all photos and/or paintings on the wall. Then of course I would spray paint the windows bright pink...
Melanin Mo 5 years ago
im purposely entering the wrong password on all devices so youre locked out at least 3 days
Jess-a-men 5 years ago
Remove the lids and caps from every container. All the tube caps, bottle caps, the lids from various boxes. Just open everything.
Ashley Galyen 5 years ago (edited)
I'd take all the wireless dongels to everything. Most people put a usb dongel in their computer and never move it until they replace the mouse. And if they are Logitech, they are usually compatible with each other. More to replace our lost ones >_>. That, remove all laptop webcam covers and the oven light bulb so they can't see their pizza.
Lucas 5 years ago
Mine broke years ago.. to save on water and still enjoy baths I now make good use of a bucket.
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Ross Hamilton 5 years ago
Steal all the plugs from the bath & basins. Steal all the teaspoons. Superglue the kitchen cabinets shut. Move all the furniture so that it's all misaligned and sticking out at funny angles. Take their TV remotes and all their tea towels. Turn all their clothes inside out and put them back. Turn off their water under the sink. Put smashed up potato chips & pretzels in their bed. Boot up their computer and make their desktop background a picture of G****e. Pull the keyboard plug out the computer just enough that it looks like it's still in. Put tape on the bottom of their mouse.
Christopher Doke 5 years ago
Remote batteries, Nail clippers, the middle spring for toilet paper holders, delete garage door codes, set WiFi password to something else, toilet flush handle, and move all dvd / blueray / game disks into different cases.
E FourOFour 5 years ago
I wouldn't steal anything. I would just switch all of the Hot and Cold labels on all the faucets
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
My former landlord did that...he likes to fancy himself as a real how-to guy. He isn't.
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Angie 5 years ago
I would unplug the washer and dryer and let the cord fall to the floor behind it, so they have to physically wiggle them away from the wall and get behind them to plug them back in and then put it them back. Maybe switch out their laundry detergent in the container with flour.
Lucas 5 years ago
So you'll have first had to physically wiggle them away from the wall. Flour doesn't look anyting like detergent. 1/10
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Christina Sersif 5 years ago
I can’t believe no one did this one: set their thermostat to the highest possible temperature and then super glue it in place
Aria Whitaker 5 years ago
Remove all flavor packets from their Ramen noodles, steal all wine corks from the bottles, scatter all the sugar and salt on the floors, and fill up their pepper shakers halfway with potting soil, the other half pepper.
John Louis 5 years ago
1. Pour plaster of Paris down there toilet. 2. Remove the boards that hold their box springs to their bed frame. 3. Pull the window blinds all the way down and snap the spring in the roller. 4. Disconnect their doorbell. 5. Dull all of their razor blades. 6. Pour a small amount of water in all of their spices, so that they Clump up. 7. Run small strips of paper through their printer so that it jams up deep inside the mechanisms that move it to the printer. 8. Take the rollers off the garage door. 9. Move the driver and passenger seat in their car all the way up and break the adjustment mechanism. 10. Hide something small of great value like a woman's favorite earrings or money they had in a drawer Etc. In their family Bible just to see if they ever find it there (do they even open that thing up).
Andres Tejeda 5 years ago
Some of the things I would do, loosen the screws on the toilet seat, and the base of the toilet, plus cut a piece of the wax ring on the toilet one side so it is slightly uneven. So the every time the sit down the seat shift and the so does the toilet and it lets out a slight small odor. Next I would replace the batteries on every remote with almost dead batteries and strip the heads of the screws so they cant take the cover off.
Chris Hardtke 5 years ago
When I was pledging a fraternity in college, it was customary for the pledges to go on a “walk out”, that is, to “kidnap” one brother and go out of town on a 48 hour road trip. The date of the walkout was unknown to the brothers with the exception of the one that was getting kidnapped. It was customary to play a prank in the pre-dawn hours on the morning of departure. For our prank, we wanted to do something that would make the fraternity house boring and inconvenient. So, we decided to take the cue ball from the pool table, the foosballs from the foosball table, the remote control from the TV, and in a bit of inspired thinking, the nozzles from the soda dispenser.
Dippin Dot 5 years ago
I'm just thinking "this would all be good to do on coworkers for April Fools Day!"
Load More Replies... Madzdad the bard 5 years ago
Set the keyboard type from QWERTY to Dvorak on all their computers.
Vex Boxx 5 years ago
Dude. That's evil. I like you. Also, you're not allowed in my house.
Load More Replies... Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Are you an intergalactic hitchhiker by any chance?
Load More Replies... Val 5 years ago
Instead of stealing, I would put some cat furniture in houses without cats, just to confuse people: "WTF, did you bought a cat without my consent?" or "Oh thank you honey, you finally bought me a cat! But where is he?"... So they know that cats rule the world even if they're not around.
Rosesinmyhair 5 years ago
Omg😮 You people are truly evil. Me..I'm moving everything that is not nailed down, 1/2 an inch to the left. Or right. heehee
Pillowarrior 5 years ago
Amateurs It’s not about what you can take but what you bring. Example: a pair of underwear...
SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)
I would take one or two puzzle pieces from each puzzle (and mix up all the CDs if they have any left or play video games)
BusLady 5 years ago
The puzzle one is genius, because they may not get around to doing the puzzle for a few months. Than they start a new puzzle...sit back and watch the fireworks.
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 5 years ago
First of all I would put small amounts of nutella on the toilet seat then on the toilet handle, the sink taps and the toilet door handle and the stair bannisters. Just a small amount then I would put a smear on every cleaning implement, towel and cloth. Then I would steal the light out of the fridge
Gerry Higgins 5 years ago
Carefully remove then swap the labels on the Tuna and Cat Food tins.
Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Maybe someone has been foing this for years with drill chuck keys and the last pieces of puzzles.
BusLady 5 years ago
When I had cats, they would eat my puzzle pieces. Little devils.
Load More Replies... Taryn Wallace 5 years ago
Replace all tools with sizes that are 1 off, change the tv input to a different channel and take the remote. Then before leaving the house move all furniture 1-2 inches to the right.... not enough to notice just just enough to stub your toe EVERY TIME YOU WALK BY........MUAHAHAHAHA
Candice Ravel 5 years ago
I'd replace all fitted sheets with one size smaller, replace all light bulbs with the dimmest wattage, switch out all batteries with dead ones, cellophane on the toilet, replace random photos around the house and release a few random crickets around the house - just to start ;)
BusLady 5 years ago
Would the cellophane on the toilet seat be sticky side up?
Load More Replies... Ides0Mar 5 years ago
When I have seen this question in the past I have always thought that with enough time, I would simply swap some doors to swing in the opposite direction. Just to make them constantly second guess themselves.
Moriarty2 5 years ago
I'd just reverse the locks so you could lock someone in every time they went to go pee.
Load More Replies... We Were On A Break! 5 years ago
The guy who started the thread did steal something but it wasn't the back of the earrings, it was KEVIN HART's joke that he stole!
Tiffany Marie 5 years ago
I've actually been robbed. Whole house just gone... These don't seem so bad.
Parmeisan 5 years ago
That's kind of the point though. Real robbery isn't funny. These are just "how could you mess with someone without actually harming them". I can see how having actually been burgled, though, could take the humour out of these for you.
Load More Replies... Tecolote 5 years ago
I wouldn't steal anything, just switch all their DVDs/Bluerays & CDs from their cases into other cases randomly :). As a librarian, this would drive me absolutely batty lol.
Stormschance 5 years ago
I wouldn't take anything. Just move it. Keys in the fridge. Remote in the bathroom. Coffee in a shelf in the living room. That sort of thing,
BusLady 5 years ago
So, gaslight them. They would begin to think they were losing their mind, misplacing everything like that.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
The directions to a "some assembly required" item. Ideally their kids present on Christmas Eve.
it's me again 5 years ago
Take the channel selector button on the TV remote. Leave one sheet of TP on the roll... No, on ALL the rolls. Switch all the keyboard keys around.
Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago
I would hard-boil the eggs, sneak a lil bit of red dye in the shampoo (the food kind, nothing that stains hair) I would swap around all the pen inks, steal the curtains, and put one of those everything-proof locks on the cabinets. Oh and also if I'm feeling extra vindictive, I alphabetise the keys on their keyboard, change the wifi password and put hot sauce in the open milk >:)
Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago
Or alternately. Bring a bag of potatoes. and place potatoes in random places. On the bench, on the window sill, in the bathroom cabinet, maybe on the bed, etc.
Load More Replies... Aileen Grist 5 years ago
When I first started work we used to mess things up a lot. We'd sellotape the keys down on the typewriter - yes I'm that old! - sellotape the phone catches that stopped it ringing when you lifted it, ink from ballpens and loosen the screws onone drawer of the filing cabinet. You always had to be careful in our office.
Jaybird3939 5 years ago
All the reading glasses. Just the cheap ones that there are a million pairs of, but every where they looked there were none. And/or replace them with the wrong RX, so everything is fuzzy, but they aren't sure why...
Dani 5 years ago
Open all their mechanical pencils, break the lead into sixths and put it back in so you can push it out but it falls back into the pencil once you start to write.
Martata 5 years ago
Finish the milk, the butter, the eggs and any other container and leave them empty on the fridge. Unscrew one of the the toilet seat sides so it slides to the side. Take the mirror in the bathroom. Take the chair from the room where stuff is thrown at. Take the light bulb from your main entrance/corridor. Switch your salt with sugar. Use a cookie box to store a sewing kit and leave it in the kitchen on the snack cupboard. Eat all the Ferrero Roche but use the wrap to wrap up some grapes and put it back in the chocolate box.
Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago
I'd set the language on their phones to Russian, tie their earphones in knots, unplug the tv, turn off the internet, steal the duvet and the curtains ^ ^ (evil laughter)
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
I was once pranked thusly: "Take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints". The (now former) friend emptied flour onto every floor surface in our house (sifting it to boot) and took photographs of his nasty bare feet prints in it. Hilarious, especially once the HVAC kicked in. We had to pay to have the ductwork cleaned atop all the rest.
Luis Milian 5 years ago
I would take all the batteries from each remote control, all the light bulbs and superglue all the light switches to off...lol
Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)
Or replace the light switches with raw beef
Load More Replies... Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago
I'd move all the furniture an inch and take all the scissors because damn it need more scissors! I cant ever find them in my house!
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago
Remove all tabs from cans, replace cutlery with the colorful plastic ones they give toddlers, replace tags on different things, empty the ice cream in the freezer so they open it happy bc there's ice cream but it's empty, mess with the closet and cupboard doors so they dont close all the way and you cant push them in. I have plenty
Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago
Take all the scrunchies and the best bras and underwear, then hide them along with all the missing socks and Nerf gun bullets.
Kanga9ine 4 years ago
I did this at three with a sidekick. Not as burglars. We emptied all of the water out of the toilets. Found the sugar to dip our little paws in and managed to spill it all over. Over the years I've forgotten what other horrible things we did to this poor neighbors house. But mom never let me forget how she and the mom of my partner in crime hurried to clean it all up before the people who lived there returned. Thinking of what I would do today I think I would completely rearrange all the furniture in the house. Rearrange kitchen drawers and put in some books and artwork that was never there before. I wouldn't take a thing. Just confuse the hell out of them.
Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago
all the scissors cus those damn things always seem to disappear in my house when I need them
Beed Jaroux 5 years ago
I'm taking all the toilet paper, the shampoo (leave the conditioner), putting tiny pin holes in the top and bottom of all the eggs, removing all the bread except top and bottom pieces, mixing pure horse radish in the Mayo, replacing brown liquor with tea, taking all the bath towels (just the drying towels), removing 1 blade from each fan, move all furniture 1" left or right, remove all knobs and handles from doors and drawers (especially bedroom).Upon exit, remove front door hinge pins. Have fun when ya get home😂
UndyingBisexual 5 years ago
I'm taking ever battery from everything, and then placing the object back exactly how i found it. Also changing the time of all their clocks to different times, unplugging every single plug, and spray painting silver into the mirrors.
Imaginer 31415 (Imaginer31415) 5 years ago
If you take all my family's earring backings, I will set my sister on you and we will leave with our backings and you with multiple bleeding cuts on your arms that will fade into permanent scars.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
All their spoons, their garage door openers, and the water nozzle in their Keurig. And reverse their hot and cold handles in the shower. Just the shower.
Just saying 5 years ago
I'd take all but the last sheet of toilet roll from each loo. I'd leave that sheet clinging onto the cardboard insert.
Pungent Sauce 5 years ago
Did I miss unscrewing the refrigerator & microwave lights just enough to make intermittent contact when opened?
Brandi Gates 5 years ago
**cut holes in all their socks, underwear and bras** in all the annoying stops....
Tenay Douglas 5 years ago
ALL the blankets Dish soap (but I would leave JUST a little) I would also empty most of the sauce from stuff people use all the time like the ranch and BBQ and mustard but the bottles where you cant tell unless you open it And lastly..............the soap but leave one of those half bars somewhere random
April Simnel 5 years ago
I'd take all the flatware and cooking utensils - except for dull butter knives. They'll have to roll their peas onto the knife with THEIR FINGERS Muahahahahahaha!
kathryn stretton 5 years ago
Once had my front door numbers stolen. Ye, I know. House number 16. Maybe now on some random 16 or 91, no idea, but DOOR NUMBERS !!??
Connie Bonneville 5 years ago
Send my mom over with 2 instructions... 1. Empty the dishwasher 2. Move my phone chargers anywhere you want. As long as Mom can play Candy Crush without running out of batteries, that's all that matters.
Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago
addition to all ... stick clear tape on the optic at the bottom of their mouses.. and watch them go crazy.. make ball mouse trends again... hahaha
Bored Onion 5 years ago (edited)
I would steal the light switches and replace them with raw beef, then I would turn the TV upside down along with all photos and/or paintings on the wall. Then of course I would spray paint the windows bright pink...
Melanin Mo 5 years ago
im purposely entering the wrong password on all devices so youre locked out at least 3 days
Jess-a-men 5 years ago
Remove the lids and caps from every container. All the tube caps, bottle caps, the lids from various boxes. Just open everything.
Ashley Galyen 5 years ago (edited)
I'd take all the wireless dongels to everything. Most people put a usb dongel in their computer and never move it until they replace the mouse. And if they are Logitech, they are usually compatible with each other. More to replace our lost ones >_>. That, remove all laptop webcam covers and the oven light bulb so they can't see their pizza.
Lucas 5 years ago
Mine broke years ago.. to save on water and still enjoy baths I now make good use of a bucket.
Load More Replies... Ross Hamilton 5 years ago
Steal all the plugs from the bath & basins. Steal all the teaspoons. Superglue the kitchen cabinets shut. Move all the furniture so that it's all misaligned and sticking out at funny angles. Take their TV remotes and all their tea towels. Turn all their clothes inside out and put them back. Turn off their water under the sink. Put smashed up potato chips & pretzels in their bed. Boot up their computer and make their desktop background a picture of G****e. Pull the keyboard plug out the computer just enough that it looks like it's still in. Put tape on the bottom of their mouse.
Christopher Doke 5 years ago
Remote batteries, Nail clippers, the middle spring for toilet paper holders, delete garage door codes, set WiFi password to something else, toilet flush handle, and move all dvd / blueray / game disks into different cases.
E FourOFour 5 years ago
I wouldn't steal anything. I would just switch all of the Hot and Cold labels on all the faucets
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
My former landlord did that...he likes to fancy himself as a real how-to guy. He isn't.
Load More Replies... Angie 5 years ago
I would unplug the washer and dryer and let the cord fall to the floor behind it, so they have to physically wiggle them away from the wall and get behind them to plug them back in and then put it them back. Maybe switch out their laundry detergent in the container with flour.
Lucas 5 years ago
So you'll have first had to physically wiggle them away from the wall. Flour doesn't look anyting like detergent. 1/10
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 5 years ago
I can’t believe no one did this one: set their thermostat to the highest possible temperature and then super glue it in place
Aria Whitaker 5 years ago
Remove all flavor packets from their Ramen noodles, steal all wine corks from the bottles, scatter all the sugar and salt on the floors, and fill up their pepper shakers halfway with potting soil, the other half pepper.
John Louis 5 years ago
1. Pour plaster of Paris down there toilet. 2. Remove the boards that hold their box springs to their bed frame. 3. Pull the window blinds all the way down and snap the spring in the roller. 4. Disconnect their doorbell. 5. Dull all of their razor blades. 6. Pour a small amount of water in all of their spices, so that they Clump up. 7. Run small strips of paper through their printer so that it jams up deep inside the mechanisms that move it to the printer. 8. Take the rollers off the garage door. 9. Move the driver and passenger seat in their car all the way up and break the adjustment mechanism. 10. Hide something small of great value like a woman's favorite earrings or money they had in a drawer Etc. In their family Bible just to see if they ever find it there (do they even open that thing up).
Andres Tejeda 5 years ago
Some of the things I would do, loosen the screws on the toilet seat, and the base of the toilet, plus cut a piece of the wax ring on the toilet one side so it is slightly uneven. So the every time the sit down the seat shift and the so does the toilet and it lets out a slight small odor. Next I would replace the batteries on every remote with almost dead batteries and strip the heads of the screws so they cant take the cover off.
Chris Hardtke 5 years ago
When I was pledging a fraternity in college, it was customary for the pledges to go on a “walk out”, that is, to “kidnap” one brother and go out of town on a 48 hour road trip. The date of the walkout was unknown to the brothers with the exception of the one that was getting kidnapped. It was customary to play a prank in the pre-dawn hours on the morning of departure. For our prank, we wanted to do something that would make the fraternity house boring and inconvenient. So, we decided to take the cue ball from the pool table, the foosballs from the foosball table, the remote control from the TV, and in a bit of inspired thinking, the nozzles from the soda dispenser.
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