I'm pretty certain you've already been to my house - you monster!

No, I need my lotion

I could use this because of my cats. They get inside everything.

My Wi-Fi password is the code from the back of my favorite novel.

please, tell me how to do this! i have in this list a film like since forever! i finished watching it but skipped like the last few minutes and now it Shows not finished, even when i rewatch it. please help, it's driving me crazy

That is cruel and unusual. Great job.

Pure evil!

should hard boild only half the eggs...

wll ctch y n dy y bstrd!

Steal everybody's left shoe? Are you Stitch?

just a little! genius!

What?? The pages of the last chapter of every book 😮 that’s just mean.

God, you're a monster.

aww - the helper

a loose toilet seat is hell!!!

I would replace it all the ink with bright pink gel ink.

ohhh the loud beep i can almost hear it already..

Nah, just make both hands the same size to confuse them.

I would leave the adapters and just take all the cables they actually use and replace them with ones that won't fit.

If they have kids... these are already missing

Bathroom book shelf?

If anyone ever steals your aglet (or it just falls off), make a new one out of tightly wrapped masking tape.

Oh man... if i came home to this kind of hell, i'd turn around a leave! (finally an excuse to run away!! 8-D )

The position has been filled. By the washing machine.

House Renovation for Beginners: 101.

Meh, I have lived in many houses with range hoods and absolutely NONE of the lights ever worked. Now I know why, tut tut.

Or replace all their silverware with those little ones for babies and toddlers! LOL

My cat steals my hair ties 😁

so kind of them to be considerate of medical needs

Ah! So make it look like most house boats in Amsterdam. Without doors!