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Few things bring as much joy as finding a real treasure buried deep in open-air and online markets. I am not talking real gold, of course. Sometimes something simple like a nice lava lamp can give you a joyful boost for the rest of the week.

At the same time, online markets are notorious for the amount of questionable things put on sale every hour. They range from funny to weird, from creepy to stomach-churning, but pics speak better than words.

The Twitter page “The State Of Selling” has quite a collection of such instances. Created in 2018, it’s home to 72.6K followers who come in for a daily dose of entertainment. After you’re done, scroll down for more crazy marketplace ads and things sold on there in our previous features here, here and here.

To find out more about shopping on online marketplaces, scroll down for our interview with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter."

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This... Is Something. Well Worth The Read

This... Is Something. Well Worth The Read

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They slink around the house like unfixed cats", omg, this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂

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If you’re still new to online marketplace shopping, the professional thrift hunter and reseller, as well as the author of the Instagram page “Ridiculous Thrifter,” which showcases the wonderful, bizarre and insanely overpriced items found at secondhand points from Facebook marketplace to secondhand stores and charity shops, Fowlow shared some great advice.

First, expect to encounter strange and difficult people, as well as don’t be surprised if someone really wastes your time, Fowlow says. “For example, driving a long distance to someone’s house to buy an item at the agreed time and price… only to find out they just sold it to somebody else without notifying you.”

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Makes Perfect Sense

Makes Perfect Sense

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Moreover, “often other interested buyers will swoop in and offer a higher price than you without your knowledge, stealing the item from you,” the professional thrift hunter and reseller told us.

Another very important thing, Fowlow argues, is to remember to never email transfer money to a stranger. “Only pay once the item is in your hand. There are a lot of scammers & con artists out there who will accept your money to hold an item, then disappear when it’s time to arrange pickup.”

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Multitasking Has It’s Downfalls

Multitasking Has It’s Downfalls

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, bonus peeler and seller seems really nice too. It happens to the best of us. Last week was cooking dinner in the microwave and put the time, closed the door, pressed started and went back to my room. 15 min later the timer rings, I go to the kitchen, open the microwave door only to find it empty. I forgot to put the food in so it just kept on spinning with no food on lol.

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Good Used Jeans

Good Used Jeans

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Robin Canfield
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is creepy and funny at the same time...there's gotta be a German word for it...

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I Know Where I’m Getting My Cacks From

I Know Where I’m Getting My Cacks From

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“Now these are worst-case scenarios… most sellers are actually great to deal with, but there are many out there who don’t respect verbal agreements and who wish to take advantage of you,” Fowlow warned. Therefore, he urges everyone to be wise and cautious. “Always bring a friend or family member when buying an item and try to do so during the day. Never meet at a strange place.”

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Lol

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J Smythe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After you buy them I've got a lovely bridge in Manhattan to sell you. :D

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When asked about his experience with selling things on online marketplaces, Fowlow said that he’s made “a substantial amount of money selling on Facebook in the past decade.” Having said that, he agreed “it’s hard work navigating through the low-ballers, no shows and the people who generally waste your time.”

“It can really be frustrating when I delay plans with family/friends in order to meet someone to sell an item… only for them to bail on me. This has happened countless times over the years.”

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Damn, Depop Is Getting Deep

Damn, Depop Is Getting Deep

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Unreal On Depop

Unreal On Depop

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was paid via PayPal, I think op can get a refund. I hope they do! I seriously loathe scammers.

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However, Fowlow has adopted a mindset to always expect to be inconvenienced by buyers and that way, he’s never surprised when they do. “The buyers who are honorable, respectful and easy to deal with are refreshing. Those people are tremendously appreciated and keep me in the game.”

Moreover, Fowlow added that if you have low patience and are easily angered or frustrated… selling online isn’t for you. “You will not last long!” he laughed.

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“My Nan Didn’t Die So We Are Selling The Coffin”

“My Nan Didn’t Die So We Are Selling The Coffin”

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When it comes to unusual and weird things people sell online, Fowlow has seen it all. His Instagram page “Ridiculousthrifter” and his Facebook page “Ridiculous Things Found At Thrift Stores” are devoted to featuring weird things he has seen “(and what my followers have seen and submitted)” while browsing online marketplaces.

Some of the best examples would be things like “a used sofa/couch from a 'pet-free home' with a cat in the background of the picture”; “a 3D-printed set of plastic 'Hulk Arms' to put on your pet chicken/rooster”; “the longest McDonald’s french fry ever for $120.4.”

Other incredible cases Fowlow mentioned were “a stainless steel toaster with the reflection of the seller in his underwear on the side taking the picture” and “a used refrigerator with the description ‘everything works except it doesn’t get cold.’” Check out more of these crazy finds on his Ridiculous Thrifter pages!

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Vacuum Cleaner Cover

Vacuum Cleaner Cover

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Erica Ventura
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you sold that here in the States someone would shoot it in the middle of the night thinking there was an intruder..

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#20

John Lennon Sequinned Cushion

John Lennon Sequinned Cushion

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

Honesty Is The Best Policy

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Great Pyrenees
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how Nigel here has his name and city of residence so he's basically turning himself in

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#24

Order Your Super Efficient, Super Stylish And Super Comfortable Facemask Now Girlies

Order Your Super Efficient, Super Stylish And Super Comfortable Facemask Now Girlies

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This Is The Creepiest S**t I’ve Ever Seen

This Is The Creepiest S**t I’ve Ever Seen

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#29

Who Gives A F**k, Am I Right?

Who Gives A F**k, Am I Right?

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Easy Mistake To Make

Easy Mistake To Make

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#31

It Thinks It’s Better Than You

It Thinks It’s Better Than You

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#32

I Have Never Wanked In This Caravan

I Have Never Wanked In This Caravan

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#33

Why The F**k Has She Got A Brown Bag On Her Head

Why The F**k Has She Got A Brown Bag On Her Head

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#34

Anybody Need A House?

Anybody Need A House?

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#36

Jason Stathom Cheeter

Jason Stathom Cheeter

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Great For Banter With The Lads

Great For Banter With The Lads

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Great Value For Money

Great Value For Money

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She Can’t Keep Her Legs Closed, So Here We Are

She Can’t Keep Her Legs Closed, So Here We Are

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#43

I Wonder What Gavin Did

I Wonder What Gavin Did

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Ali H M Salehuddin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's estimate the possibility of successfully find the exact match buyer. I'm being very generous with estimates here.. Person named Gavin (0.001%). Person named Charlotte (0.001%). Gavin matching with Charlotte (0.0001%). First Christmas together at 2020 (0.0001%). Possiblity of them seeing this advert (1%). Wanting to buy after seeing this advert (50%). Total possibility % = 5 x 10^(-23)% So, out of approx 7 billion humans, her chances is 3.5x10^(-13) %. How likely is that? Age of our universe in days is roughly 5.8x10^13 days. She has better luck of picking a random day from the beginning of universe till now and that date matches her birthday than finding the buyer to her mug.

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#47

“Never Has Any Use For It Yet”

“Never Has Any Use For It Yet”

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Pieter LeGrande
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get it, but my granddad is a Spurs supporter. Wouldn't be seen dead in a Leeds coffin.

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Pepsi For £60

Pepsi For £60

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#51

Anyone. Interested. In. This. ?

Anyone. Interested. In. This. ?

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J Smythe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Ashton doll doesn't know how to properly type, but I'm sure that he's proficient with a knife while you sleep. :D

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#52

Thank Goodness Andy Is Doing His Pet Portraits In Time For Christmas

Thank Goodness Andy Is Doing His Pet Portraits In Time For Christmas

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Would Have Taken This If It Came With The Remote

Would Have Taken This If It Came With The Remote

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Jaya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when I was a young teen in the pre internet era, there was a p*rn channel on TV that was blocked, but you could still kinda see this really distorted image, that looked pretty much like this. Teenage me would probably agree with the seller that this is still watchable, because I would try to watch that at the time too, you could barely see what was going on, but it was the only thing we youngsters had at the time. And when I say 'me' I definitely don't mean myself but ehmm.... a friend.

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#54

“Good For A Prison Phone”

“Good For A Prison Phone”

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Perfect Condition (Apart From Where The Dogs Mauled The S**t Out Of The Front)

Perfect Condition (Apart From Where The Dogs Mauled The S**t Out Of The Front)

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Ali H M Salehuddin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen a repairer who managed to restore a couch worse than this. Not sure how much they charge though. I mean provided that the repair and transport cost are reasonable, this is an acceptable ad.

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#58

F**king Savage From The Bossman

F**king Savage From The Bossman

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#59

I Have So Many Questions

I Have So Many Questions

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J Smythe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone stole the display shoes hoping they'd get a useful pair.

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#61

F**k Me Tasha, Bit Of A Difference There

F**k Me Tasha, Bit Of A Difference There

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Nobody
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wouldn't the toddler be a bit uncomfortable to sleep on?

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#62

Key Bored

Key Bored

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Mario Strada
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Likely stolen. This is a MIDI controller. It has no onboard sounds and anyone owning this would know how to spell "keyboard".

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Signed Picture Of David Seman

Signed Picture Of David Seman

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Vorknkx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez, you could have at least hidden the sharpie before taking the photo :D

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Access Hole

Access Hole

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Lizzy Crit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's for that arrowhead that washed up on the beach,keeps your knickers from riding up

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#69

Customised Drawings Of Your Pets

Customised Drawings Of Your Pets

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You Couldn’t Write This Sort Of Stuff

You Couldn’t Write This Sort Of Stuff

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Dog Crate *picture Of Dad In The Crate For Idea On Size*

Dog Crate *picture Of Dad In The Crate For Idea On Size*

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#72

Can I See The Bed Please Jamie?

Can I See The Bed Please Jamie?

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#73

So Your Telling Me That Beth Wants To Pay £10 For The Chance Of Winning A £6 Meal?

So Your Telling Me That Beth Wants To Pay £10 For The Chance Of Winning A £6 Meal?

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Needs A Throw In The Tip

Needs A Throw In The Tip

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#76

“TV Works Perfectly” *** Just Forget About The Crack That Covers A Third Of The Screen***

“TV Works Perfectly” *** Just Forget About The Crack That Covers A Third Of The Screen***

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Touché

Touché

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Why The F**k Would You Sell Your Dead Sisters Underwear?

Why The F**k Would You Sell Your Dead Sisters Underwear?

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Haha!

Haha!

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Remi (He/Him)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If those used to be hers then impressive weight loss, Jessica 🎉

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Gotta Love Depop Man

Gotta Love Depop Man

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#82

They Didn’t Tell Lord_sugar To Grow Up When He Was Selling Sweets In The Playground For 50p Extra

They Didn’t Tell Lord_sugar To Grow Up When He Was Selling Sweets In The Playground For 50p Extra

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He Needs The Money Now

He Needs The Money Now

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#93

My Son Can Eat The Bench

My Son Can Eat The Bench

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Ember
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone really believe the stories these entitled beggars come up with?!

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#94

Sorry What?

Sorry What?

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I Have So Many Questions

I Have So Many Questions

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#96

You Shouldn’t Laugh, But I Kinda Did

You Shouldn’t Laugh, But I Kinda Did

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Limited Edition Jeans

Limited Edition Jeans

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is kinda fancy, with the tiny tag and all. Our prisoners usually get baggy scrubs.

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#98

Dad & Son Fisting Necklace

Dad & Son Fisting Necklace

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the day Anthony (hopefully) learnt the importance of wording things properly.

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#99

Are They Pictures From Some Sort Of Speeding Offence

Are They Pictures From Some Sort Of Speeding Offence

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#100

Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along

Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along

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#101

Worn Once To A Wedding

Worn Once To A Wedding

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#104

No Frunt Brakes And 1 Wheel P.s 100% Not Stolen

No Frunt Brakes And 1 Wheel P.s 100% Not Stolen

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#107

Jamie Would Be Buzzing Off His Tits While Getting The Work Done

Jamie Would Be Buzzing Off His Tits While Getting The Work Done

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RezFidel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tja... always check what you checked in your photcollection overview. The creepy "girl tied up to chair" post before came from the same mistake i bet.

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#108

Loving That Half A Bath

Loving That Half A Bath

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those days when you dunno if you should just wash your legs or your bum, I guess

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#110

Hand Painted Boxing Picture

Hand Painted Boxing Picture

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#112

You May Have Lost The Sale, But You’ve Scored The Girl

You May Have Lost The Sale, But You’ve Scored The Girl

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#113

Needs A Good Iron

Needs A Good Iron

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Shalfs For Storeg

Shalfs For Storeg

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic screams "human trafficking". Were they "storeging" people?

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#116

I Don’t Know Why This Made Me Laugh As Much As It Did

I Don’t Know Why This Made Me Laugh As Much As It Did

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Dying For A Pizza

Dying For A Pizza

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#119

Whacking Your Asda Pizza On Depop For £80

Whacking Your Asda Pizza On Depop For £80

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#120

Fair Swap Deal There

Fair Swap Deal There

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#122

Growing Kit For “Tomatoes”

Growing Kit For “Tomatoes”

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Buyer Collects (From Junction 34)

Buyer Collects (From Junction 34)

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Dillon Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this is the Wigan police department. We are very interested, what is your name and address?

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#124

Perfect Condition? The Things F**king Covered In Mold

Perfect Condition? The Things F**king Covered In Mold

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Gaya Knust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Perfect condition " Dear God, I feel nauseous just looking at it.

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#125

Where Do We Even Start?

Where Do We Even Start?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the bright side: half of the spelling errors were eliminated just by posting the screenshot.

#127

Why Would You Nab A Tesco’s Basket?

Why Would You Nab A Tesco’s Basket?

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#128

Never Worn

Never Worn

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Not Suitable For Any Other Ethnicity

Not Suitable For Any Other Ethnicity

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fine, just someone wrongly interpreted it... A child's stool, colour black

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