“The State Of Selling”: 50 Of The Craziest Ads People Spotted On Online Marketplaces And Shared With Others

"They slink around the house like unfixed cats", omg, this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂

This should be on top. She should be writing jokes for some needy comedian. I nearly peed my pants laughing. ☺

I used to change toilet tissue brands just to hear the snarls from them about quality and my "cheapness" listen, sirs "wanks-a-lot", cast in a pence now and then for castle upkeep, we might give you a vote. ( I had two, exactly one year apart)

I miss the days of hilarious Amazon reviews.

'Almost cut my hand on a sock' got me 🤣

Be glad your mum didn't tell you to wear a plain suit!

Nice tie too

My uncle would be proud

Ok like everyone here even if you are blind you'd laugh at this because well I'd you don't you really have no humor.

Looks legit 😁

Finishing the conversation: "Oh ok."

I worked at a tableware company & this guy called about his invoice, having a fit that the shipping was so expensive. He asked why it was so high & I told him straight up "Sir, you asked for overnight shipping from Seattle to South Carolina to arrive on a Saturday. You were given a price quote for shipping, that might I add was higher than what you were actually charged, and you approved that price. Did you want me to ADD the extra $16.00 to your invoice?" F*cking moron. Yeah, Paul - it's gonna be a little more than $10 to ship 65lbs. under these circumstances.

I pray this is a joke... otherwise, I fear for humanity's future.

I think I worked for this guy at some point.

Oh, boy... Dunno how to put this nicely, but Jasper isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

I've seen this before

LOOOOOOOL

Make it 300...

I never underestimate the stupidity nor the entitlement of the masses.

What

The cat posted the ad ,means no humans

Cats aren't pets

The cat is not a pet, he's his own independent agent who comes and goes as he pleases.

Not a pet, he's their son

That's not a pet. That's family.🥰🐈‍⬛🐈

Hey, bonus peeler and seller seems really nice too. It happens to the best of us. Last week was cooking dinner in the microwave and put the time, closed the door, pressed started and went back to my room. 15 min later the timer rings, I go to the kitchen, open the microwave door only to find it empty. I forgot to put the food in so it just kept on spinning with no food on lol.

busy people truly do put onions in boxes

Maybe this was to distract from the odor in the shoes.

I wouldnt be mad.

I bought a denim jacket from eBay earlier this year and found a tooth in the pocket. The message exchange was quite funny lol

I think this is creepy and funny at the same time...there's gotta be a German word for it...

I actually kinda like these jeans, but I know I’d never be able to provide them the lifestyle to which they are accustomed.

I'm getting creepy plastic surgeon vibes as in, he's loaded himself up on Botox and Just For Men hair color with a bimbette of a trophy wife who started out as the side piece for wife number three.

No, thank you.