the overweight dumb father and hot mother has been a cliche since the flintstones.

Hahaha WHO

Who wants to bet me the martial artists picture is not a woman?

Also, the mirages, eagle screeching, and collapsing into the sand to get it on their lips and face.

i dont count them if there are a lot

This is literally the story of my life and I still managed to forge a decent career for myself.

Seems like there is some kind of string between a mans eyebrow and his chin. The more weight on the chin, the higher the eyebrow goes.

Keanu doesn´t look like this in Devils advocate...

Models putting piece of chocolate in their mouths but never ever chewing, just put chocolate in mouth, close it and making face full of joy. Who eats chocolates like that?

jerry

I like that term, 'neckbeard'. They really do have neckbeards

I hate the double standard that pointing out overweight people are overweight is rude, but it’s totally ok to just be like “wow, you’re so skinny, do you even eat?” Like why can’t everyone just MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

"Struggle to float" Too true. I am really overweight, and I float without doing anything. Basically skinny people can use me as a raft (pretty sure that, unlike the door, I could not save Jack along with Rose, though)

The hard surfaces are so true. Also, sleeping on my belly makes my ribs hurt and sleeping on my side hurts my hip bone (panty seam is right there and yes, it hurts).

Also!! People just picking you up all the time, sometimes without even asking, oftentimes people you barely know, just because you look like you'd be easy to pick up

this is super accurate. But I do prefer hard chairs tbh.

THIS. I also wish that fewer people wanted to be skinny so badly. Please just embrace your body for what it isssss

So true

Well, many language teachers (at least in my country) are like: "So you misused future perfect continuous? Your grammar skills are terrible and you'll be a laughing stock if you try to really communicate in English." It took me years after finishing school to stop apologizing for my grammar and I'm still doing this when I write anything longer. Some things just stay in your head.

Especially the last three including cat doing wet licking herself noises in the dark from somewhere. And other cat crushing something big in the kitchen.

Any weapons?

The concept of after school activities was completely alien to me. I couldn't get off the premises fast enough