"Good day to you sir, please plant me on the battle field outside", spoken in stiff upper class British accent

Like little sea urchins

I never thought they could get that bad

Love the shapes this is making!

Sounds almost like an exclamation, like "Sweet potato sprouting, what is that?"

If you turned it upside down you could use it as a very small table.

Of course they get confused... imagine what a plant would look like if it couldn't sense it's environment! It'd be a random mess of roots, leafs and stems - nonsense, it needs to get some idea about the best direction for the specific purpose. Roots: Downwards, follow the surface, follow the moisture, follow the nutrients. Stems: Upwards (sideways if you're a sufficient size already), to the light. "To the light" is a really major factor here, but (some, I don't know if all) plants really can sense where "down" is! They have little weights in the cell that sink to the bottom. (further info on "plant sense" in reply to this comment)

Vegan lobster!

Behold,the thousand-year potato hair

Looks unearthly!

Close Encounters of the potato kind!

Punk rock potatoes.

That is so sweet

So another month before you can climb it?

The purple tendrils look like little hands. The colour is quite pretty.

Horror Potato - my new indie band.

Potatoes and onions release gasses that make the other go bad more quickly. If you want them to last longer, keep potatoes and onions apart

When potatoes attack.

It is very pretty - kind of like a gorgon.

Must not go in the pantry often. I would hate to see what other things have mutated in there.

Does this look like rice noodles to anyone else?😐

They have a better head of hair than I do

That one looks like some sort of chthonic arachnid. Run.

The cheeseballs didn't sprout

but it has not forgotten her

This is actually kind of pretty. Nature is amazing.

Why not put it in soil when you've already gone so far with the sprouting? This is just sad.

That's a scary head with a pointy chin.

I see a tired humanoid creature that's walking and carrying a heavy backpack.