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117 Spring Puns That Might Sprout Some Happiness

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The spring has finally sprung, giving us allergy-induced runny noses and headaches. Also, birds screaming at abhorrent hours, robbing us of that oh-so-precious sleep already shortened by that silly clock-turning affair. These would be probably the only shortcomings of spring, though, because the rest of it is simply be-au-ti-ful. Fresh greenery, first colorful blooms after the dreary greyness of winter, cats going crazy, jackets gleefully stuffed into the furthest corner of a dresser, and so many more good things that the Earth’s Awakening, a.k.a. Spring, gives us! However, this season gives us one more notable thing, and yes, you are right, those are Spring Puns! So, to commemorate the new beginning of the plant growth cycle, we’ve gathered a couple of the best spring puns for you to check!

You can be sure that many of these cute puns are exploring the ways of plants, so a sub-category that these wordplays can fall into would be plant puns. But it is surely no disappointment as plants are definitely the most adorable non-speaking entities in our lives! Then, there are also the comparisons between springs and spring and how the two spring. Those are, by far, the most entertaining ones, methinks! So these and plenty more silly puns are the ones you will meet on our list; of this, you can be sure.

But enough of this glorification of the season, and let’s just skip right to the spring puns! Vote for the ones that made that pollen-induced snot plug shoot out of your nose; those would be the best puns, I assume. Also, do not forget to share these silly puns with your friends in love with fluffy bunnies, blossoming plants, and spring around the corner.

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#1

My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.

68points

Rand0m_Cat 2 years ago

Whenever we have food I keep asking for summore (summore? haha get it? you're right that was unbelievably bad. I'm just gonna go... yeah bye)

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#2

How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

45points

#3

I hate spring cleaning. Darn things bounce all over the place.

37points

Layne Cantu 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂

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#4

What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break? Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.

34points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

but you might break something

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#5

Does February like March? No, but April May.

30points

Marissa 2 years ago

I had to read that about a dozen times before I got it

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#6

Why doesn’t Mrs. Claus like to go outside in spring? Because of all the rain, dear.

27points

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#7

What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.

23points

What even is this 2 years ago

WeRe GoInG dOwN

0points

#8

How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end? You spring it on them.

23points

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#9

What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!

21points

ava 2 years ago

Wouldn’t business be bad for florists during springtime? I mean cause like there are already flowers growing on the ground? IDK IM PROBABLY WRONG

0points

#10

Why is spring a good time to get into good habits? It’s the perfect time to turn a new leaf.

21points

#11

Why did the bucket bounce? Because it was filled with spring water.

20points

#12

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather.

19points

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#13

Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.

18points

#14

What month always asks questions and permission? May!

18points

R Carson 2 years ago

What day of the year is a command? March forth.

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#15

I was never into gardening but this spring I started planting seeds and it grew on me.

17points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

You may not like moss when you first move to the Pacific Northwest, but after a while it grows on you.

2points

#16

When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.

17points

#17

I found some spring water I bought 3 months ago. I guess it’s summer water now.

17points

#18

Last, bud not least.

16points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

Okay bud, that's a stretch

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#19

This spring I decided to read a book on DIY underwater gardening which is a self kelp book.

16points

Tim Phree 2 years ago

This one is truly deep.

3points

#20

How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.

16points

#21

How does spring move around? Spring rolls.

16points

#22

What’s the best place for a young person to hear music in April and May? A springs-teen concert!

15points

#23

Should you plant flowers in any month besides April? May as well!

15points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

If you are planting flowers and it isn't working, I bet I know what the root of your problem stems from, bud.

1point

#24

What do you call it when you are mugged on March 21st? The first robbin of spring.

15points

Haily Jynne 2 years ago

Or the equin-Knocks!

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#25

How is leftover eggnog that you find in April from Christmas time similar to the spring season? They are both green.

15points

Marilyn Myers 2 years ago

Eewwww!!

7points

#26

They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.

15points

Totally A Panda 2 years ago

Not a baad pun!

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#27

Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.

14points

#28

What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? Daffo-dills!

14points

#29

What’s the best type of dog to hunt within March, April, and May? A Spring-er Spaniel!

14points

#30

Check it out, I'm turning green! Birch, please.

14points

Rand0m_Cat 2 years ago (edited)

I don't understand this one, I'm pretty stumped tbh.

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#31

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers.

13points

#32

Do you know about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

13points

#33

What is it called when you accidentally break that squiggly item during your time off of school? Spring break.

13points

Totally A Panda 2 years ago

Squiggly item 🤣

4points

#34

It may be only March but April may get here sooner than you think.

13points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

June know what? I don't think July about that.

5points

#35

Which month do soldiers like the least? March.

13points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

i was sitting her for 10 minutes trying to figure out this joke

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#36

I ain’t dandy-lyin’.

12points

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#37

Why are bears especially cautious in March? They’re trying to avoid spring-loaded traps!

12points

#38

What’s Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O’Furniture.

12points

#39

Why didn’t the man want a spring mattress? Because it was still winter.

12points

#40

The trees are re-leafed.

11points

#41

I haven’t botany flowers.

11points

#42

What do you call it when you lose control of your cleaning cart? Spring careening!

11points

Totally A Panda 2 years ago

As a janitor, this is hilarious and relatable.

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#43

What do you call someone flying out of a hammock in the month of May? A spring fling.

11points

#44

I never knew how hard gardening was until I tried doing it this spring. It is so hard I soil myself.

11points

#45

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having her babies in the spring.

11points

#46

It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.

11points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

There's more than a grain of truth to spring allergies, you can count on it.

-1point

#47

When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.

11points

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#48

The bed store is having a spring sale. Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.

11points

#49

You’re my favorite off-spring.

10points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

But during spring...

-1point

#50

What did the first thunderstorm of the year say? Hail to the spring!

10points

#51

‘Did you notice the snow melting in April?’ ‘I thaw it’.

10points

#52

What a re-leaf it's finally spring.

10points

#53

What is the shortest month of the year? M-A-Y.

9points

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#54

The idea of gardening scared me but this spring I decided to grow a pair.

9points

Uh huh 2 years ago (edited)

Ahem

1point

#55

Why are waterbeds so bouncy? They’re filled with spring water.

9points

#56

A peony for your thoughts.

8points

#57

That’s a-may-zing.

8points

#58

Don’t stop be-leafing.

8points

#59

I be-leaf in you.

8points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

Lettuce talk more about this

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#60

Happiness blooms from within.

8points

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#61

After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.

8points

#62

Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring? They were too busy planting kisses!

8points

#63

Who does May like the best? April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!

8points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

April makes quite the pilgrimage to do that too.

1point

#64

Why was the college student’s mattress uncomfortable? Because he had a great spring break!

8points

#65

You only live once so live life in full bloom this spring.

8points

#66

Long thyme, no see, spring.

8points

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#67

Not a daisy goes by where I don't think of spring.

8points

#68

In desperate need of vitamin sea this spring.

8points

#69

I lilac the spring.

8points

#70

Spring is everything I wanted it to bee.

8points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

Oh, honey...

0points

#71

My life is in full bloom.

7points

#72

Has he sprung the question?

7points

Totally A Panda 2 years ago

How is this a joke? It's just a question mentioning the past tense of spring. It doesn't mean it's a pun.

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#73

I love my little sprouts.

7points

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Year round!

0points

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#74

Spring and summer rolls have different seasoning.

7points

#75

The tulips are springing into the season.

7points

#76

Warm today, cold tomorrow.

7points

#77

You May get some flowers.

7points

#78

Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.

7points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

Uh, you don't rake in fall?

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#79

Which month can’t make a decision? MAY-be.

7points

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#80

Winter is over so it is time to spring right into the next season.

7points

#81

I thaw that the weather was getting warmer.

7points

#82

I’m having the springtime of my life.

7points

#83

Mother Nature really sprung this on us.

7points

#84

The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.

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7points

#85

Here come the sunflowers.

6points

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#86

Spring into step.

6points

#87

You look fresh as a daisy.

6points

#88

Because I’m having the spring-time of my life.

6points

#89

Daylight Savings springs ahead.

6points

John A 2 years ago

Thanks for the reminder.

0points

#90

Let’s turn over a new leaf.

6points

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

New life everywhere, perfect time.

0points

#91

He put the petal to the metal.

6points

John A 2 years ago

The flower that blew into my car as I was driving down the highway?

-1point

#92

That’s a bud omen.

6points

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Harvest season 1...

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#93

Don’t kale my spring vibes.

6points

#94

Why does Batman’s partner remind anyone of spring? Because he’s Robin.

6points

#95

Business is blossoming.

5points

#96

Get cl-over it.

5points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

This isn't very clover at all, and I hope this list is almost cl-over because I feel like I need to read to the end just to feel some clov-ser, after I have clovered my bases looking at the rest of these entries.

0points

#97

Spring is mint.

5points

#98

I was just pollen your leg.

5points

#99

How do you know when spring is here? The Leafs are out!

5points

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#100

It’s spring thyme!

5points

#101

What did the spring say to the airplane? Boeing!

5points

#102

The winds in the spring are so surprising to the point they blow me away.

5points

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Yeah, when I was 80 lbs lighter.

0points

#103

What do you say to a girl flower in the spring? ‘Grow, girl, grow’.

5points

#104

Spring thyme is always fresh.

5points

#105

I'm dyeing to know what you're doing tonight.

5points

Totally A Panda 2 years ago

What?

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#106

Spring break? Alpaca my bags!

5points

#107

Sometimes, I love the spring tulip much.

5points

#108

Spring break has sprung.

4points

#109

Thyme for some daffodils.

4points

#110

That’s blooming great.

4points

#111

You grow, girl.

4points

#112

But you’re no spring chicken.

4points

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

I am not. 😪

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#113

Thanks for my son-flowers.

4points

Phyzzi 2 years ago

I think some people's marry-goal is to have a son-flower, but it seems like an iris-k relationship to me.

0points

#114

What springs to mind is daffodils.

4points

#115

That’s a budding romance.

4points

#116

We were mint for the spring.

4points

#117

That’s iris-istible.

3points

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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

Did someone plagiarize an entire "Riddles for New Readers" book? Not even pictures to make it a little better.

4points

Haily Jynne 2 years ago

The first were good, got slowly worse. Still great though!

2points

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

You're too kind - I thought the first were mediocre at best and it grew worse very fast...

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nicehar 2 years ago

So lame

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

Did someone plagiarize an entire "Riddles for New Readers" book? Not even pictures to make it a little better.

4points

Haily Jynne 2 years ago

The first were good, got slowly worse. Still great though!

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Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

You're too kind - I thought the first were mediocre at best and it grew worse very fast...

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nicehar 2 years ago

So lame

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