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I don’t know about you but by the end of winter, I get really fidgety and restless, counting the days until spring is here. And sure, the first day of spring on the calendar may not be the warmest and nicest day yet, but the fact that you can officially call it spring feels reassuring. Until then, I survive on jokes about spring.
The fact that in the English language the word “spring” refers not only to the season but also to a small body of flowing water and a curly piece of metal makes for tons of funny spring puns. Some of them may indeed sound more like spring dad jokes, but if you are trying to get through the gloomy weather until the warm sunshine wakes up nature again and everything around you springs back to life (see what I did there?), all sorts of spring time jokes are welcome.
For this article, we collected every joke about spring we thought might help you through the last days of winter. We even have some cool spring jokes for kids here. But as we are always on the lookout for more, if you have a favorite spring joke, tell it to us in the comments. And don’t forget to share this article with your friends who, just like me, are looking forward to spring.
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#1
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
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#2
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
#3
Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They’re filled with spring water.
#4
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s step.
#6
What do you call a rabbit with flees?
Bugs Bunny.
#11
Why is 'Star Wars' Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
#16
What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?
Spring rolls.
#17
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
#18
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
#41
Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
#43
Which month is the politest when asking questions?
The month of May.
#47
What goes up when the rain goes down?
Umbrellas.
#54
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
#56
The bed store is having a spring sale. Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.
#58
Did you hear the one about the gardener who couldn’t wait for spring?
He was so excited, he wet his plants!
#68
"Did you meet that mushroom over there, I hear he’s the life of the party?"
"He’s a pretty fun-gi!"
#70
"Knock, knock!"
"Who’s there?"
"Butter."
"Butter who?"
"Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!"
#74
What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?
The Tree-rex.
#82
"My wife turns on the alarm even when we are all home enjoying a quiet spring evening. I think she is unnecessarily alarmist."
#87
"Me and my partner were doing some spring cleaning. All the chores had piled up over winter. There were so many tasks to complete so we decided to split them up. She told me to do the living room and bedroom because there was more to do there and she would take the kitchen. I said 'man... I got 99 problems but a dish ain't one.'"
#88
"Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?"
"Because they're seasonal influencers!"
#91
"My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping. He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres. In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent. But now is the winter of our disco tent."
#92
"Joke song titles from the 60s folk scene. If I had to do it again, I do it all over you. If this mattress breaks, we’ll meet in the spring."
#96
"I can never tell the difference between spring and winter. In autumnal, I can't tell the difference between the seasons."
#97
"When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I'd bathe in the fall too."
#98
"What's the best part about clown college spring break?"
"Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car."
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