“She’s Basically Half-Dolphin”: 40 Things Couples Realized Only After Marriage

What a wonderful way for you both to start your day. Knowing there is a couple out there in the world loving life and each other so much brings me joy and hope.

My husband just makes up his own songs. It gets interesting.

Cute!

I credit my 'discovery' of a love of music to moving in with my brother in my 20s and him putting the radio on our national government funded (often labelled as 'youth') station every morning. Until then I though I hated most music and just couldn't be bothered listening to it. Now I listen to a huge range of music from different genres and cultures.

I sometimes sing in the shower. It makes the experience a little bit more enjoyable.

My friend once took a girl iceskating. For some 20 minutes he held her hand while she scrambled around on the ice helplessly. Then she let go, did a pirouette and some awesome jumps. Turns out she was a figure skating champion.

This makes me sad. Did you never bother to ask her about HER in 7+ years?

Sorry I go socks BEFORE pants then shoes

All in the Family did an episode on this. It was funny and memorable.

i always go sock, shoe, sock, shoe. I don't want the sock to get all messed up...

All in the family episode!

I just want those Johnny Cash socks.

Hey, if the main cook is vegetarian, then you eat vegetarian food or fend for yourself. I wouldn't have a problem with that, as long as I was able to buy and cook meat for myself when I wanted it. Sometimes you just need a bacon sandwich for emotional support.

I get it totally. I don't like cooking (and my disabilities make it hard anyway). So if someone else is cooking than my bar is basically is it edible? If it means I don't have to cook it, then I have no preferences.

I'm 60 and haven't eaten red meat since I was 17 - can't stand to look at it or smell it, and it makes my gut sick. But it's amazing how many meat-eaters look at you like you're crazy if you turn down a hamburger - "WHAT! BUT THAT'S THE MOST DELICIOUS THING TO EAT ON EARTH!" My mother still asks, "But don't you miss a big, juicy steak?" It's so hard not to throw up when she says that.

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Talk about bait and switch and forcing your husband to accept meatless meals.

One of my favourite lines from Victoria Wood. 'I thought you'd know how to put the tent up. Your mother said you were always intense.'

Not sure which thing to facepalm over. Her not getting the joke for 20 years or you telling the same joke for 20 years. :)

Me: Dr I keep dreaming about wigwams and teepees. doctor: you are too tense

Classic!!

I simply don't get it.

This one made me laugh out loud!

WARNING: Do not read this one if you have a mouth full of hot beverage.

My husband farts all evening while we're in bed watching Netflix. It's so disgusting! He just sits there and has these long, LOUD farts all through the show. But, OH, should I have a little toot, BOY, is he outraged, "You shouldn't fart. You're a LADY!" What hypocrisy.

I can smell my wife's farts across the house, she should be licensed as a WMD.

Amateurs! I once laid an egg so toxic my neighbor's lawn died.