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Taking part in any sport is a real challenge. Just think how awkward you are when you’ve just started learning how to play, say, squash, polo, or roque! You might’ve even thought that such levels of awkwardness did not exist until you yourself tried participating in said sports. Of course, with tenacity and some sweat, you do become at the very least an average player, but those moments of utter clumsiness are still with you. And you know what the best thing to do with those memories is? Laugh at them, of course. And if such memories are too few for you to make your belly ache with mirth, don’t worry, as this is our selection of the best sports jokes that have ever existed on the internet. And the sheer amount of these funny jokes should do the trick!
And it truly doesn’t matter which of the sports you sympathize with - all of them are covered in this compendium. For those thinking about bouncy orange balls all day long, we have basketball jokes. For the aficionados of running, kicking, and sliding sideways on the grass, we have soccer jokes. And for those with ruined elbows, we have a nice selection of tennis jokes! So, no matter where your moments of ineptitude began, you will find a cool joke here that will make you feel seen and heard.
So, are you ready to read our jokes about sports? If yes, then tighten up your shoelaces, put on a sweatband, take a sip of your fav electrolyte drink and get ready to sweat out some calories laughing! Give the funny sports jokes you liked the best your vote and share this article with your friends!
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#2
What does a Bulls fan do after they see their team win?
Rewind the VHS tape.
#5
Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
#6
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
#9
During the World Cup in Brazil, the England team visited an orphanage. “It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said João, age 6.
#12
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.
#13
My friend and I visited Canada together for the first time.
We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
#26
What would you name it if you had a basketball-playing shark?
It'd be called Sharq.
#28
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
#29
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat, of course.
#33
What does a softball pitcher and a professional bowler have in common?
They both know how to throw a strike.
#39
Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
Kobe-Wan Kenobi.
#40
My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.
#43
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
#46
Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?
Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
#48
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
#53
Why do hipsters love field hockey?
Because it’s ice hockey before it gets cool.
#57
How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — they’re quite happy living in the shadows.
#58
What does a Timberwolves fan do after they win the finals?
Turn off his Playstation and go to bed.
#59
I've decided to participate in a competition of stair climbing. I guess I'll definitely have to step up my game.
#65
What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?
Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball.
#66
What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?
“I’d like a soft serve, please!”
#70
What do Chelsea and US Navy have in common?
They both spent 50mil on a sub.
Ethan Young 11 months ago
ha-ha so true mate if someone tell me is not true then bro your wrong
#72
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter!
#73
Where do retired hockey players prefer working?
At the bakery, they are good at icing the cakes.
#77
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
“Put me in coach!”
#78
I’ve got a great idea for a NBA themed fast-food restaurant.
Shake-Shaq.
#79
Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?
Because he was always putting on Airs.
#86
What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
#88
How do football players deal with their problems?
They tackle them head-on.
#89
Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick
Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs.
#94
What are you going to do if someone asked for a donation for your local swimming pool?
I'd give them a glass of water.
#95
I shot one under at golf today. One under a tree, one under a bush and one under the water.
#98
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
#99
Why is it never a good idea to take a batsman, who is scared of the short ball, out to a nightclub?
He always gets into a tangle with the bouncer.
#103
Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?
They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow.
#104
Where's the best place to watch the Raiders in the super bowl?
The History Channel.
#105
How many softball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're too busy arguing the last call.
#107
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
#108
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
#110
Why can’t the Detroit Lions player get into his own driveway?
Someone painted an endzone on it.
#113
Why don’t baseball players join unions?
Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
#114
What is the difference between a Dallas Cowboys jersey and a dollar bill?
A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
#118
Why was the basketball player sitting on the sidelines drawing chickens?
Coach told her to learn how to draw fouls.
#119
What do you call twelve millionaires gathered around the TV to watch the NBA Finals?
The Sacramento Kings.
#120
What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute then sits down and starts crying the next?
Every sports coach ever.
#125
Two soccer teams play a game against each other. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a goal. How can this be?
They were women’s teams.
#126
I tried to start a soccer club, so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board to get the ball rolling.
#137
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
Then you’ll be charged with interference.
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