104 Iconic SpongeBob Quotes You Need to Know

Never have I thought I’d be taking advice or reading inspirational quotes from a square yellow dish sponge. Here we are, and this is our article on the best SpongeBob quotes.

In all truth, I still haven’t heard a real dish sponge speak (if I did, I’d be very concerned), only the animated version. However, as you will soon see yourself, SpongeBob is one smart sponge and probably one of the wisest animated characters ever. A sponge with deep knowledge about friendships, the value of imagination, kindness, hope, and all the stuff that makes us better people.

Although you wouldn’t expect a sponge to be giving you life advice, the weird aspect of the word’s embodiment makes all of these motivating quotes even better! But, of course, nothing is weirder than real life itself, so why shouldn't you listen to an animated sponge discussing pressing matters with you?

Okay, so you caught me - SpongeBob is not, in fact, a dish sponge, but rather a sea sponge. To be more exact - a multicellular organism with a body full of pores and channels allowing water to circulate through them, consisting of jelly-like mesohyl sandwiched between two layers of cells. The more you know! And no, it doesn't have a brain, so it is probably some divine entity that SpongeBob SquarePants is channeling through him. ~Mystical~.

But enough of all this blabber, and let’s finally go to the SpongeBob quotes we’ve prepared for you! Vote for the funny quotes that stirred something inside you, and share this glorious article with any and all SpongeBob fans that you know!

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Patrick’s Genius Moment With Spongebob

Patrick Star looking chill SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!”

Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.”

SpongeBob: “What? A genius?”

Patrick: “No, Patrick.”

104 Iconic SpongeBob Quotes You Need to Know

Patrick’s Genius Moment With Spongebob

Sandy’s Take On The Spread Of Stupidity

Patrick’s Time Management With Sandy

Spongebob Reflects On The Value Of Memories

Spongebob’s Toughness Tested By A Stubbed Toe

Plankton’s Dark Farewell To Everyone

Mr. Krabs’ Life Lesson On Dreams And Kidney Stones

Squidward’s Defense: Public Radio Listener

Spongebob’s Out-Of-This-World Doorknob Fact

Spongebob’s Unique Take On Driving A Sandwich

Spongebob Explains The Art Of Secret Sharing

Spongebob Absorbs Blows Like A Sponge

Squidward’s Classic Line: Wake Me Up When I Care

Spongebob’s Advice On Following Your Heart

Patrick’s Iconic Response To The Krusty Krab Call

Spongebob, Patrick, And Squidward's Santa Claus Mix-Up

Spongebob And Patrick’s Balloon Crime On Free Balloon Day

Patrick’s Mayonnaise Debate In Squidward’s Band Class

Spongebob’s Profound Thoughts On Personal Change

Mr. Krabs’ Hilarious Refusal To Donate To The Children’s Fund

Patrick’s Brutally Honest Pep Talk To Squidward

Patrick's Confusion Between Bird Talk And Italian

Patrick’s Guess For Annoy Squidward Day

Patrick’s Blissfully Unaware Take On Dumb People

Mr. Krabs And The Smelly Smell

Patrick’s Request For More Time To Think

Squidward’s Grim Outlook On Life At The Krusty Krab

Mr. Krabs’ Definition Of Happiness: Money

Spongebob’s Hilarious Body And Face Dilemma

Patrick’s Tale Of The Ugly Barnacle

Spongebob’s Advanced Darkness Discovery

Patrick’s Brilliant New Tactic: Let’s Get Naked!

Tough Fish’s Breakfast Without Milk At The Salty Spitoon

Squidward’s Cynical View On Serving Smiles

The Narrator’s Exhausting Wait

Spongebob’s Endless Connection Chain

Squidward Enjoying Spongebob’s Absence

Spongebob Urging Mr. Krabs To Run Like He’s Not In A Coma

Plankton Takes Away Brain Privileges

Squidward’s House Of Unrecognized Talent

Spongebob’s Superfan Moment With Kevin The Sea Cucumber

Spongebob’s Pants-Free Realization

Patrick And Spongebob’s Laughing Confusion

Spongebob’s Declaration Of Ugly Pride

Patrick’s Epic Two-Word Food: Na. Chos.

The Flying Dutchman’s Job Description

Plankton’s Dark Version Of The F.u.n. Song

Patrick’s Sharp Take On Stupidity

Patrick Borrowing Spongebob’s Brain

Plankton’s Aggressive Command For Niceness

Spongebob’s Famous “Ravioli Ravioli” Plea

Mr. Krabs’ Grim Take On Survival

Spongebob’s Battle With Temptation

Spongebob’s Command To Patrick: Time To Go Home

Patrick’s Confusion Between Sandy And His Mom

Spongebob’s Unorthodox Use Of Squidward’s Clarinet

Spongebob’s Confusing Logic About Cleaning

Patrick’s Dirty Dan Dilemma

Mr. Krabs’ Ice-Cold Definition Of Cool

Mr. Krabs’ Secret That No One Must Know

Mr. Krabs’ Wisdom: What You Don’t Say Matters

Patrick’s Classic Forehead Confusion

Patrick’s Hilarious Wumbo Theory

Sandy’s Quickness: Faster Than A Jackrabbit

Squidward’s Forever Alone Reminder

Patrick’s Insight On Knowledge And Friendship

Patrick’s Ever-Expanding Vocabulary

Patrick’s Bathroom Announcement

Sandy’s Definition Of Home

Patrick’s Realization About Hibernation And Beauty Sleep

Patrick’s Take On Growing Up And Jazz

Squidward’s Daily Struggle With Migraines

Mr. Krabs’ Rule On Ridiculous Guest Requests

Spongebob’s Optimistic View On Darkness

Spongebob’s Surprise Encounter With Plankton

Plankton’s Love For Holographic Meatloaf

Pearl’s Lesson On The New “Cool”

Mr. Krabs’ Three Theories Of Theft

Spongebob’s Acceptance Of Fiery Friendship Explosions