🎶"Spider taint spider taint slap your balls and make you faint"🎶... why is this genius not enshrined somewhere?!

When my very petite and articulate daughter was tiny, we were tenting in a campground. She had an unusual revulsion for spiders; unusual because we are such nature freaks and study everything, and venomous spiders are fairly rare here in Ohio, USA. Well, she was pitching a fuss because I was taking her to the outhouse (admittedly nobody likes them) and was certain a spider was going to come up from the hole. I was emphatically asserting that nothing was going to happen, the spiders weren't interested in her, and she'd be fine. I went first. JUST as my fingers released the elastic band of my underwear when done, I saw a huge insect fall into my underwear. A big staghorn beetle, with those maniacal looking pincers. Of course I did a whooping dance... On our way back through the campground (with the unharmed beetle to show Daddy) my charming, delighted daughter stopped and demonstrated the entire scene (with sound effects) to every camper on the way. :-)

Yet another one sided post from Panda. Think of it from the spiders point of view. On second thought.......

LMAO I love the story. 😂 Poor guy. At least everyone else is having fun and he himself eventually took it with a sense of humor too. The frog story is also funny.

Haha...knowing how terrified men are about anything that involves testicles, this is hilarious! (Working for a vet as a teen, almost every man who surrendered a dog for castration did so with a pained look and clamped or crossed legs...) Embrace your story! So seldom does a good laugh come along, and lets face it--our biggest and best stories usually involve past pain or humiliation. We all share your pain, which is what makes it funny in the first place! Congrats on surviving your encounter with a nonvenomous creature who weighs as much as a feather! Glad he wasn't able to bite and drain you dry through your sac, and you weren't on the 6:00 news because of a bizarre autopsy report! (Sorry; I had to.)

Thank you for this story....I will never ever go to Australia

Wilderness camping involves "treasure chests", where you lift the lid to uncover the toilet hole. Under the lid I once found a strip of birch bark with these words written on it in pencil: "Please be kind to the spider." No thanks, I can hold it.

Ohhh God... spider!!! And the Dutch spiders already put the fear of God in me, if I'd see a Huntsman in real life, I'll probably drop dead from acute fright.

Thank you for sharing your pain and humiliation. I really appreciated the laugh.

I'm trying so hard not to laugh at your pain lmfaoooo

You that is terrifying that like I hate spiders are you OK like I don't know do you feel any pain at all like that my not hurt

F**k that s**t! I have a huge fear of spiders! I dont care how many times you clean and disinfect thst damn toilet I'm not going to be using it ever again! Spiders are the f*****g pets of Satan! I hate those eight-legged, eight-eyed MONSTROSITIES! 🤢🤢🤢🤢

I have a real phobia of insects, specially spiders (been bitten and got a nasty infection) and beetles (on a field trip, almost stepped barefoot on one that was bigger than my foot. Had a meltdown in front of the whole "senior" year...). Would die with this

"Spider taint, Spider taint, slap your balls and make you faint..." Please, someone make this a comic.

If that had happenend to me, I'd come running out of the stall and tell everyone I come across immediately. It's hilarious!

Since when do Aussies say “poop”?