This really should be illegal

This must be no. 1.

That's why elbows exist. I allways pop it to back when I stand in line somewhere. It helps 😄

It's really piss poor design.

What is worse is when you want to change lane, there is a big enough gap, you indicate and the driver behind steps on it to close the gap.

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat"

I could staple the sleeve to my arm and it would still fall down.

I'd be more entertained if it was 'You f#cked up, start again. Idiot'

the people who do this really need to work on there spelling and grammar😒

If they don't I usually say you're welcome.

Or, talking with your mouth full, gross.

Stopped at a light and told the person that their indicators are not working. When they said they were I said "well f753ing use them.

Well. Yes. But I am an asshole when it goes to shopping. I move their cart simply away. And an excuse me just one second before crash. I figured people don't learn from nice. They learn from bad experiences

Right?! Is it so difficult?!

I've never understood the need to spit. Sure if you've got a cold and you do it discreetly, but just walking around in normal life, I've just never thought 'oh no, I've got too much saliva, best gob it onto the ground right now'

goddamnit Dave!

MY hubby wants to converse when I'm watching something. I usually play deaf and he goes away.

Had my new soon to supervisor email me to ask me what’s my email address again?

Just the one?

Not as bad as people who try to two up you. Once I met superman and I three upped him he was very sad. I am humble. Only smart people will get this. I think that's enough now before y'all throw tomatoes at me ^-^

Also annoying is the subtitles for deaf people! I don't know in other countries but in my country they usually have mistakes, cutting important staff and making only a summary of what it is said! That is so disrespectful for people with hearing problems!

And the tick tock from wall clocks

Try having it happen with the tubing from an insulin pump!....That huuuuuuuurrttts!!!

Greasy and oily? What about sticky and full of sand?

If they use the speaker, I assume it’s because they want me to join in. And I do.

Oh always. You come home with a ton of stuff you didn’t really need though.

Also cats doing it.. But my cat stops immediately when I make slurping sound during he is licking 🤣🤣🤣and stares at me in confusion

It really depends how you define pessimism. If it's the good old sarcastic jokes, they help you cope with this situation you don't want to be in. Also, when there's a problem, it needs to be addressed. I dislike constant meaningless complaints too, but the "just shut up and work" is a bit of an unhealthy and kinda dangerous attitude. Meanwhile, forced optimism is annoying too. It feels insensitive.

I was once on a long-haul flight and had briefly chatted to the girl a few seats away as it turned out we were going to the same place. Every time I turned around it seemed she was talking at me, but I had my headphones on, so had missed it all.

And then they say, "if it was important, you'll remember it". Like b!tch! What I have to say is just as important as what you interrupted to say! Unless it was an emergency in which case let's go deal

It's one thing when people use improper grammar while speaking or informal communication like texting- I don't mind it, it's usually cultural - but I can't abide it in formal or professional writing/correspondence. There was an article a while back in the US about a group of college students trying to get their professor fired on the grounds that he was racist for correcting and knocking off points for improper grammar in their papers. It still gets me to this day, because you know what the real kicker was? THEY WERE JOURNALISM MAJORS.

thanks.. now i will focus on this while eating with my partner or friends... :(

and next time you go to plug it in you flip it around, look carefully and then proceed to plug it in the correct way....only for you to STILL do it wrong.

I'd dearly like to outlaw LED and HID headlights. I drive a low car and it's like having the sun staring you in the face - either in front or reflected in all three mirrors from behind. They are supposed to be self levelling, but this never seems to work and they just blind the sh*t out other road users.

Sometimes gravity gets the better of me.

IMO this is a problem with housebuilder. My 1950s council house is almost completely soundproof. That or the neighbours children are freakishly calm indoors compared to outdoors.

You have to ask yourself who is the insane party here, the government or the airline? If you could get $15 million by spending $ 500 000 on kerosine you would burn that kerosine too.

in the words of the wise Weird Al: That means you do care at least a little.

But when you try to correct someone, you get ridiculed for being a "Grammar Nazi."

If it can make you feel better, the same thing is happening at exactly the same rate in two other languages (that I know of). It's not really scientifically accurate, but we can assume that most (if not all) of the languages suffer from the same issue. No, It's not going to make anyone feel better: It's just sad! :(

I know people learning English with better grammar than actual native speakers

When I was teaching ALL my exams were written NO fill in the blank, matching or multi choice. All essay and identifications. One student told me it was the FIRST time he had ever written anything.

Someone in my class said," Don't judge me, I'm not a poemist." This made me cringe and want to yell so much.

Ok, seriously, mine is less about verbal ignorance and more the things from people claiming the title of "journalist." I can't even read news on the internet. Most of it looks like it was written by a 5th grader who just discovered how to right click in Word for synonyms.

Talkers be like, dumb!

I hate this too. I play a poker game on my VR and omg, dudes will come out of nowhere and try to talk to you. If you wanna talk like a normal human, cool. But please don't flirt and be stupid, I'm not there for a cyber date. I'm there to take your money lol (fake money not played for real money)

In the UK technically there is no fast lane, it is the lane and one or two overtaking lanes, everyone is meant to drive in the left lane and only use the others for overtaking only. But it doesn't work like that in practise

OR! You end up accidentally pushing it even further.

I gave up my seat for someone with crutches once when I had a broken arm. Scores of healthy-looking people, surely one of them must have been in a better condition than me. I nabbed it back when the person with crutches got off at another stop and someone new getting on glared at me. FFS - I'm INJURED and was on the flipping bus first.

Same

This is one of the things that can make people more irritable as they grow old. They lose hearing gradually, so more and more people "mumble" (while they just talk normally) but because the change is slow and gradual, they don't think it's a hearing loss.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain.

Maybe it's a shitty country song...

You know what’s even worse? Wet sock and MOSQUITO.

Busy intersections should have intelligent redlights that change according to traffic.