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194 Of The Most Clever Space Puns

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There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.

Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!

So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!

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#1

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

26points

#2

Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe?

It’s a dark matter

25points

#3

Why is the moon constantly moody?

She’s just going through a phase

20points

#4

What is Saturn’s favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

20points

#5

Who is an astronaut’s favourite singer?

Freddy Mercury

19points

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#6

What candy should you give an alien?

A Mars bar

17points

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#7

What do you say to a three-headed alien?

Hello, hello, hello

15points

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#8

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut

12points

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#9

My kid is obsessed with the moon, I’m hoping it’s just a phase.

12points

#10

What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist?

No matter!

12points

#11

Why did the parasite jump all the way to the moon?

It was a luna-tick

11points

#12

How does our solar system hold up its pants?

With an asteroid belt

10points

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#13

What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet?

Unidentified frying objects

9points

#14

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees

9points

#15

What’s the moon’s favorite key to use on the computer?

The space bar

8points

#16

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere

8points

#17

Einstein released his theory about space… well it’s about time!

8points

#18

Where do the stars go to get their milk?

The Milky Way

7points

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#19

What does the queen alien drink every morning?

Gravi-tea

7points

#20

When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge.

So, the planets started a revolution.

7points

#21

What’s a lightyear?

It’s like a regular year… With fewer calories

7points

#22

Why did Neptune break up with Uranus?

They wanted a Plutonic relationship

7points

#23

Why did the universe go on a diet?

Because it kept expanding

7points

#24

Why did the first man on the moon lift weights?

To make his Armstrong

7points

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#25

I have trouble with my astronaut friends, they never Apollo-gise.

7points

#26

What do starlets like to read before bed?

Comet books!

6points

#27

What is money called in space?

Star bucks

6points

#28

Why did the star decide to take a vacation?

It needed some space

6points

#29

What’s an alien’s pet called?

An extra furrestrial

6points

#30

Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?

He has a dark side

6points

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#31

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

6points

#32

What should you do if you see a green alien?

Wait until it’s ripe!

6points

#33

Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship?

He was taking asteroids

6points

#34

What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?

Snailiens

6points

#35

I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

6points

#36

What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon?

He Apollo-gized

6points

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#37

What do stars say when they apologize to one another?

I’m starry

5points

#38

Why did the star keep going to school?

So it could get brighter

5points

#39

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?

It was too Sirius

5points

#40

Why do you have to clean your house so much in space?

Stardust is everywhere

5points

#41

Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?

So she could see the Milky Way

5points

#42

What is an alien with three eyes called?

An aliiien!

5points

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#43

What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read?

Love star-ries

5points

#44

What do aliens do after they get married?

Go on their honeyearth

5points

#45

Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party?

It had no atmosphere

5points

#46

What’s the best board game to play with your family in space?

Moon-opoly!

5points

#47

Where did the moon get its degree?

The moon-iversity!

5points

#48

What do you do if your car doesn’t fit in a parking spot?

You moon-ouver it

5points

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#49

What’s a meal on the moon called?

A satellite dish

5points

#50

Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?

He never wanted to go out with her at night

5points

#51

How do you know when the moon is finished eating?

It looks full

5points

#52

Be there in one moon-ute!

5points

#53

How do you know when the moon is almost broke?

When it’s down to its last quarter

5points

#54

What does the moon put on her toast?

Space jam

5points

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#55

What’s the moon’s favorite bagel?

Cinna-moon raisin

5points

#56

What did the Earth make fun of the moon for?

Having no life

5points

#57

I am throwing a party in space

Can you help me planet?

5points

#58

Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?

Because she needed some space

5points

#59

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX

5points

#60

Why did the cow go into the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon

5points

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#61

Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project?

He had no comet-ment

5points

#62

Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?

They read the reviews: one star

5points

#63

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?

It was too Sirius

5points

#64

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime

5points

#65

Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space

It was a cat astro fee

5points

#66

Despite space being a vacuum…

Mars is really dusty.

5points

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#67

What do you call a lazy man in space?

A procrastonaut

5points

#68

How did the space teddy bear cross the road?

Ewoked

5points

#69

Why will space be a popular tourist spot?

The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless

5points

#70

If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?

Missile-toe

5points

#71

Who in the solar system has the loosest change?

The moon because it keeps changing quarters

5points

#72

What dance do all astronauts know?

The moonwalk

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#73

How did the alien break its phone?

He Saturn it

5points

#74

Jupiter has 64 moons. That’s why they have a bad werewolf problem.

5points

#75

Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt?

It’s a big waist of space

5points

#76

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter!

5points

#77

Why did Venus dump Mars?

She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship

5points

#78

Where do planets download their music from?

Nep-tunes

5points

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#79

Which day of the week do aliens look forward to most of all?

Saturnday

5points

#80

Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by, It went over my head.

5points

#81

Are you Mercury?

Because you’ll always be first to me

5points

#82

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you

5points

#83

You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe.

5points

#84

Want to go on a date in outer space?

No pressure

5points

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#85

I just saw the brightest star ever

Really?

Yes! Sirius

5points

#86

How did the earth and the moon meet?

They gravitated towards each other

5points

#87

Who is an astronaut’s second favourite singer?

Bruno Mars

5points

#88

Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity?

He received a suspended sentence

5points

#89

Why didn’t the child understand the concept of life on other planets?

It was an alien concept

5points

#90

How do aliens keep in touch?

On Spacebook

5points

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#91

What did the Russians get when they lost the space race?

A constellation prize

5points

#92

What do aliens say when they fall in love?

You’ve abducted my heart

5points

#93

Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon?

He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation

5points

#94

Why did everyone want to date his sun?

He was hot

5points

#95

Why do feline creatures love space so much?

Because of the cat-mosphere

5points

#96

How do you get clean in outer space?

You take a meteor shower

4points

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#97

What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?

Comet me, bro!

4points

#98

Why couldn’t the star stay focused?

He kept spacing out

4points

#99

Which type of stars always wear glasses in space?

Movie stars

4points

#100

What do you win in a space talent competition?

A constellation prize

4points

#101

You’re always star-ring up trouble.

4points

#102

What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet?

A meat-eor!

4points

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#103

Why was the star arrested?

It was a shooting star

4points

#104

What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?

The comet-y channel

4points

#105

Why did the star have a crush on the sun?

It was the center of his universe

4points

#106

Why did the alien go to Saturn?

To go ring shopping

4points

#107

What happened to the alien who stepped in gum?

She got stuck in Orbit

4points

#108

Why don’t aliens ever eat clowns?

They taste really funny

4points

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#109

How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep?

They rocket

4points

#110

What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week?

Sun-day

4points

#111

How does an alien get a haircut?

Eclipse it

4points

#112

What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?

Take me to your weeder!

4points

#113

Why do aliens always spill their tea?

They have flying saucers

4points

#114

What type of music do aliens like most?

Nep-tunes!

4points

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#115

What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?

A martian-mallow!

4points

#116

Why did the alien like his spaceship so much?

It was out of this world!

4points

#117

What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping?

Moon-zerella cheese

4points

#118

A moon after my own heart!

4points

#119

Which is older: the moon or the sun?

The moon, because it can stay out all night

4points

#120

What insect can you expect to find on the moon?

A lunar tick

4points

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#121

What breakfast food is the moon known for serving?

Crescents!

4points

#122

What is the first day of the week called?

Moon-day

4points

#123

Why can’t you tell anyone about space?

Because it’s too out of this world!

4points

#124

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

4points

#125

Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?

They had a big launch

4points

#126

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it’s full

4points

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#127

Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.

4points

#128

What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter

4points

#129

What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I’m all spaced out!

4points

#130

Why did the Americans win the space race?

Because the Soviets were Stalin

4points

#131

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?

A tractor beam

4points

#132

Who was the first deer in space?

Buck Rogers

4points

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#133

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

Time to get your booster shot!

4points

#134

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?

A space sheep!

4points

#135

How do you know when the moon is going broke?

When it’s down to its last quarter

4points

#136

Which is closer, Florida or the moon?

The moon. You can’t see Florida from here

4points

#137

Why do Saturn’s two moons swap orbit every four years?

To keep minty fresh

4points

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#138

What do you call croissants in space?

Spacetries

4points

#139

I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.

4points

#140

Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system — it has a nice ring to it.

4points

#141

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.

4points

#142

I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!

4points

#143

I have hit the space bar 37 times in a row now, but I still remain on earth.

4points

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#144

Being an astronaut is probably the only profession where you don’t lose your job after being fired.

4points

#145

Are you a meteor?

Because you rock my world

4points

#146

I thought about putting an observatory in my house, but the cost was astronomical.

4points

#147

I wanted to have a space-themed birthday party, but there was no one to planet.

4points

#148

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up, my mom says I have high hopes.

4points

#149

Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit, but I’m going to rocket.

4points

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#150

I’m addicted to space jokes, but someday I’ll over-comet.

4points

#151

The earth’s rotation really makes my day.

4points

#152

Why is life on Earth so expensive?

It includes a free trip around the sun every year

4points

#153

Why can’t you get cell reception in space?

It’s 0-G

4points

#154

Why was the star so similar to his dad?

Like father, like sun

4points

#155

Why is the sun so famous?

It’s a star

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#156

How does the sun keep his hair neat?

Eclipse it

4points

#157

Did you hear about the star that died?

Dead Sirius

4points

#158

What happened when the star got covered with a plasma aura?

It caught the Coronavirus

4points

#159

Who was the first rapper on the moon?

Lil Wane

4points

#160

What’s an astronaut’s favourite reality show?

The Amazing Space

4points

#161

What’s an astronaut’s favourite food?

Mooncake

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#162

How do you make astronauts angry?

Moon them

4points

#163

Why was the astronaut so happy to be in space?

He was having a magnetic field day

4points

#164

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park in it, man

4points

#165

Why did Sally go into space?

Because there was a lot Ride-ing on it

4points

#166

When was Jupiter discovered?

Many moons ago

4points

#167

What does God sleep on?

Saturn sheets

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#168

What’s it like in space?

Out of this world

4points

#169

We have to buy the moonlight, lunar or later.

4points

#170

Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in

4points

#171

Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space… Turns out they eat radio-active materials, I ask it what its favorite meal was, It told me: fission chips.

4points

#172

Was it d-asteroid in the fire?

4points

#173

Have you heard about the experiments that NASA did with rockets which didn’t have engines?

The idea didn’t take off

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#174

Ever wondered what holds the moon up in the sky?

Moonbeams, of course!

4points

#175

If you have a close friend that you hang out with in a non romantic way, you can describe your relationship as Plutonic.

4points

#176

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room to stay at on the moon?

It was full

3points

#177

It's all sun and games

3points

#178

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

3points

#179

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter

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#180

Where can planets update their status?

Their Spacebook account

3points

#181

What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar?

A sateli-lite beet

3points

#182

I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.

3points

#183

You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you.

3points

#184

Learning about space all day is exhausting, I need a launch break.

3points

#185

I went to a space aquarium once, It was otter this world.

3points

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#186

What did the man say to the star?

You had me at halo

3points

#187

Where do rocket chips travel to?

The big dipper

3points

#188

What do you do when your space mail isn’t delivered?

Return to Sedna

3points

#189

What do you call headlights on a lunar rover?

Moonbeams

3points

#190

You can drop little shuttle hints into a conversation about space, especially if you are hungry and suggesting that it might be time for launch.

3points

#191

If you are looking for the best place to go shopping in space, just look for the nearest department star.

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#192

What’s E.T. short for?

He has little legs

2points

#193

What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?

A U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho

2points

#194

What did the woman tell the cops?

He is my sun and I love him

2points

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

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