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I’ve been fortunate to get a chance to meet and observe some of the members of a secret society of Canadian Ninjas. They are as elusive as they are fascinating. Although highly trained in martial arts, they prefer peaceful resolutions and will always stay polite no matter what.

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If You Were Viciously Cut By A Ninja Sword, Most Likely You Strayed Closer Than 6 Feet To The Ninja. But Don’t Worry, He Will Always Apologize Afterwards

If You Were Viciously Cut By A Ninja Sword, Most Likely You Strayed Closer Than 6 Feet To The Ninja. But Don’t Worry, He Will Always Apologize Afterwards

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Canadian Ninjas Do Not Discriminate By Gender. Anyone Can Become A Trainee By Simply Donning A Mask

Canadian Ninjas Do Not Discriminate By Gender. Anyone Can Become A Trainee By Simply Donning A Mask

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Canadian Ninjas Wield An Ancient Power Of Disapproval, Said To Be Second Only To Their Origami Skill

Canadian Ninjas Wield An Ancient Power Of Disapproval, Said To Be Second Only To Their Origami Skill

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Canadian Ninjas Are Happy To Stay Home During Lockdown.

Canadian Ninjas Are Happy To Stay Home During Lockdown.

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Canadian Ninjas Are Incredibly Fast. They Slice That Bread Without Even Takin It Out Of The Package Right Before You Pick It Up From A Store Shelf. But Have You Ever Seen Them Doing It?

Canadian Ninjas Are Incredibly Fast. They Slice That Bread Without Even Takin It Out Of The Package Right Before You Pick It Up From A Store Shelf. But Have You Ever Seen Them Doing It?

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Some Of The Vigorous Ninja Training Includes Staying In A Fast Food Place For Hours Without Ordering And Consuming The Food

Some Of The Vigorous Ninja Training Includes Staying In A Fast Food Place For Hours Without Ordering And Consuming The Food

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Canadian Ninjas Can Hide Anywhere. Stay Vigilant, They Are Watching

Canadian Ninjas Can Hide Anywhere. Stay Vigilant, They Are Watching

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