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Since the times of AOL and Myspace, social media platforms have taken a huge leap into the future, and now it isn’t only for listing your top 5 friends but also for, you know, liking pictures, RSVPing to events, and mindlessly scrolling into the abyss of make-believe. And what do we do with things that, unbeknownst to us, have uncontrollably become a vital part of our lives? Well, make fun of them! Thus, here we are with our list dedicated to social media jokes!

If those first couple of sentences made you believe the funny jokes below will be on the darker side, we apologize, for they are nothing of the sort. These silly jokes draw their value of entertainment mainly by harnessing the power of cute puns. And everything turned into an adorable pun soon loses its power of controlling our lives, and that’s what we like to hear! So, from making fun of the very names of the platforms to our slight addiction to them, these social media jokes will leave no stones unturned in disarming this collective guilty pleasure of ours.

So, wouldn’t you rather check out the Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook jokes themselves instead of continuing to read this intro text? We know the answer, but before you run off, keep in mind that we’d love to know your opinion about these hilarious jokes. How can you express it? Why, by voting for the best jokes, of course! And once that’s all done, share this article with your e-friends and real ones, too.

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#1

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle You know you're desperate for an answer when you look at the second page on Google.

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People say Facebook knows more about us than we do. Facebook still thinks I have friends.

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What's the difference between a social media influencer and a bench?

One can support a family.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her.

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Golden rule of social media, “Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”

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#6

If Thanos used social media, what platform would he use?

Snapchat.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "You know it's time for bed when you've run out of social media feeds and are scrolling through Venmo."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take pride in the fact that that has never happened to me, in fact I forgot Venmo was supposed to be a social platform

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"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

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#9

One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge. It'll be called YouTwitFace.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Instagram and Chrome are going shopping:

Instagram: "Aren’t you going to buy anything?"

Chrome: "Nah, I’m a browser."

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#11

Facebook is now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all of your details.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even though they have all your details they're going to have you write a cover letter, then write all the same information in a full resume, and then if you get an interview they'll ask you all the same information again because they never read it the first two goddamn times

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Three social media news article writers walk into a bar. You won't believe what happens next.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle My boss fired me for being on Twitter at work. I don't think he understands how a social media manager works...

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"I accidentally posted Happy B*ttday instead of Happy Birthday on a Facebook friend's wall. Nope, not going to fix that."

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"Accidentally changed my Facebook status to 'Single' and my mother-in-law posted, "WOOHOO!""

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i thought about changing my status to "in a relationship" and seeing how long it takes my mom to notice.

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#16

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What’s the opposite of social media?

Social life.

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#17

How to get canceled on twitter?

Be right.

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"Going through old Instagram posts trying not to accidentally like something is Operation for adults."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Why does Voldemort prefer Instagram over Facebook?

Cause he has only followers and no friends.

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If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day. But she changed my password.

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"I was Facebook stalking someone and accidentally tagged them as myself. *deletes the internet*"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! My friend told me they once got into their crushes social media and did just this. She about died as she was freaking out cause it had posted! We got it down and we never did anything like that again. 😀

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Me: "I should do a three-day social media detox."

Also me: "I should ask Twitter what they think of that idea."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister with Bored panda. Gosh she is addicted to this and I can sort of see why.. Also her Reddit.

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She posted “thinking about him” on her Instagram story & all 17 of us felt special.

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Instagram causes depression in teenage girls... Just like everything else.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm... would my sister (*DisplayName*=idk) be mad if I told yall she has a Instagram for her dog? It makes me happy😊 [pleases cheeses dont tell my sister i am in her Bored panda. And any other comment on this page is me not her]

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Which social media platform vegans hate the most?

Google meat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You get some strange suggestions come up if you google meat.

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What's Forrest Gump's social media password?

1forrest1.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account, he's already following you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" every second you're not running, I am getting closer"

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "Well, my grandparents have now found my social media. This is it. This is the end. my life just ended today."

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Ever since selfies became a social trend, my feed has been nothing but ‘meme, myself, and I.’

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"Accidentally tagged myself on a picture of my ex boyfriends new baby."

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#31

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Why did Microsoft PowerPoint cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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My doctor refuses to post my diagnosis to social media. He says my disease is untweetable.

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#33

When people announce they're taking a break from social media on social media.

Me: "Alexa, set timer for one day."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tend to just leave and not say anything and when I'm good I say sorry and thats it. My business is mine not yours.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Me: "Doctor, you've got to help me! I'm addicted to Social Media."

Doctor:" I don't follow you."

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Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum. You have no idea you're committed until you try to leave.

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Wanted to follow the local fence company, but they didn’t have enough posts.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "People who learn discourse through social media freak out because they can't block you in real life."

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#38

"Interesting question: What is it I am really looking for when I open a social media app?"

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"Sometimes you're having a good day & sometimes you accidentally like a 4 yr old Instagram post of the ex girlfriend of a guy you went on 2 dates with."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle How do Instagram models get paid?

Per DM.

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#41

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

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#42

What is the equivalent of being a model at Instagram?

Being a millionaire in Monopoly.

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Me: *silently snatches more money* ":> Meanwhile the monopoly company: "Introducing the cheaters monopoly game to catch those cheaters!" Me: *quickly and quietly puts back money*

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Santa saw your Facebook posts this year. He’s gonna give you a dictionary.

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#44

What is Captain Hook's least favorite social media?

Tick tock.

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#45

I'm starting a social media website for religious people with a lisp. Faithbook.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle I tried making an anti social media platform. But it never went anywhere.

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#47

What do you call a reptile that starts fights over social media?

An InstaGator.

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I'm surprised Trump is on social media all the time. I figured the Speaker of the House would be the Tweeter of the group.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Went to my favorite hardware store’s Facebook page because I heard they have a lot of fans.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you Only want Fans, there's another site for that

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#50

When I was kid, my social network was called “outside.”

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#51

I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "I’m starting a petition to stop putting Instagram polls to the right of the screen where people click through stories so I stop accidentally clicking the option that makes me look like a bad person."

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#53

What is a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram.

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#54

What's the difference between a jail and Facebook?

Basically none. You sit, waste your time and write on the wall.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why shouldn’t you recommend a book to a social media user?

Because they have probably already Reddit.

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#57

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children. They'll go viral in no time.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle How can you spot the losers in a social media War?

They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?

Still nobody cares.

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Health food grocery store doesn’t like to boost content, they rely on organic reach.

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We promoted a Facebook live video of a gym class. We bid on See-P.E.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…

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i would never use my status to advertise Spatula City. Spatulas for any occasion!

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"I did that thing where you look through someone’s Instagram and accidentally like an old photo it was from only like a month ago but a month is like five years in millennial online hours."

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"The amount of times I have accidentally called someone on snapchat is alarming."

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#65

"Do you have Facebook??"

"No!"

"How about Twitter??"

"No!"

"Do you have Whatsapp??"

"No!"

"Then what do you have??"

"A life!!.."

"Great, I need it for candy crush!!"

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle I just started following Ricky Martin on Twitter. He's really living la Tweeta loca!

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What do you call an app that messages your friends when you talk in your sleep?

Nap-chat.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What’s the unit of measure for social influence?

Instagrams.

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What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?

At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.

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LinkedIn is becoming like Facebook nowadays!!! Except Hot women are sending connection requests to IT Nerds...

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Why do Reddit users hate Facebook?

Because you need to have friends to be on Facebook.

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Exactly why my sister has it! She is for the most part friendless!

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#72

Facebook: "I know everything."

Google: "I control everything."

Internet: "Without me both of you are useless."

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Did you know that Facebook IQ tests can actually tell a lot about your intelligence?

If you believe the results, it means you're not very intelligent.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What social media platform do fetuses use?

Discord.

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A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

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What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?

An influenzer.

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Going on social media these days is like going to church. After 5mins, I feel guilty.

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My girlfriend is a social media expert. She sent me a long message last month on why Twitter and Instagram are hands down the best Social Media apps. But I only reddit now.

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The amount of salt on social media. Is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.

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So social media was down today. I went outside my room and met my family, they seem pretty cool.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle A new social media site is sweeping over college campuses. Mysafespace.

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What does Chipotle dread when making a post on social media?

Going viral.

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A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Unlike Twitter, social media contains unlimited characters.

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I told my mother my wife was pregnant. That was the moment she became an Instagram.

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Working on a social listening report today, it’s just like any other lurkday.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Marketers favorite drink?

Brand-y.

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As part of a promotion, we set up two of our Facebook fans on a blind date. The program was a failure because they didn’t click.

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I hear there is a new app for the COVID conscious. It is called FaceMask.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle For a while now, I always wondered how my parents passed the time in the 80’s and 90’s without social media. I asked my 32 other siblings and they’ve got no idea either.

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If Twitter was relocated to San Diego, would it be considered SoCal Media?

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I went to a cooking Facebook page to check out its Thymeline.

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Instagram: "My life is a party."

Snapchat: "My life is a quirky tv show."

Facebook: "My life turned out great!"

Twitter: "We're all going to die."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "I want an app for each website I visit. And I want all of them to have loud videos that play automatically. This is my ideal user experience."

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"My only fear about future employers looking through my social media is that they'll learn about my Clubpenguin addiction & think I'm lame."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "I'm having a really hard time figuring out who I want to be (on social media)."

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"If you ever worry about being addicted to social media, just remember that I paid $75 so I could post properly in China."

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"The best moments of my life haven't made it to social media."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "In college I tried to stalk my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend on Facebook but accidentally made her name my status instead so don’t tell me I’ve never been through anything."

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#100

"If I accidentally like someone's old Instagram and quickly unlike it do they still get the notification. Asking for a friend."

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#101

"I just accidentally sent a snapchat to someone I haven't talked to in forever instead of adding it to my snapchat story."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "I hate accidently dm'ing someone a video that I meant to dm myself for later & I have to either tell them the truth or pretend it was on purpose & send "haha miss u" after because there's no way I'm letting the guy I liked for 2 weeks in high school find out I send videos to myself like a loser."

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#103

Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country on earth and by far the least productive.

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#104

This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating. I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.

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#105

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Why do Instagram influencers enjoy shopping at Walmart so much?

They just can't get enough of the self-checkout.

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#106

I told my friends I am an Instagram Model. ‘Unemployed’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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#107

What do you call an overweight bounty droid who moonlights as an Instagram influencer?

An IG unit.

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#108

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What do Minecraft, Instagram, and Snapchat have in common?

They all have a story mode.

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#109

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and posted on Facebook that I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive. 10000 random Muslims have now added me as a friend.

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#110

Twitter is like a bank account. When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked.

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#111

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What does a Twitter user and Schizophrenic have in common?

They both think out loud.

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#112

What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction?

Instagrammar.

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#113

How can you tell the difference between a cop and a social media influencer?

The influencer HAS TO tell you their job.

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#114

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle What did the French army general do on social media?

Retweet!

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#115

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed. But then I made a 4chan.

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#116

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook. But it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

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#117

What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?

You get a fern request.

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#118

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Why do I follow breweries on Instagram?

For the Double-Tap.

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#119

Having a breakfast sale, but I need a “hash” tag.

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#120

All of your “Selfies” look exactly the same. Stop it.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "The 280-character limit is a terrible idea. The whole beauty of Twitter is that it forces you to express your ideas concisely (1/47)."

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#122

"My favorite part is tomorrow when I do my annual Facebook purge of everyone who didn't wish me a Happy Birthday."

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#123

"There should be an exchange market for social media where for example a Like would be worth 1.3 Retweets depending on supply and demand."

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#124

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "Sometimes after drinking I start thinking I have The Fear but then I remember that time my husband's ex sent me a clearly accidental friend request late one night while twisted and presumably fb stalking me and I realize that how I feel is nothing to what she felt the day after."

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#125

"My grandma just tagged me as a heaping spoonful of Paula Deen sausage casserole on Facebook."

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#126

"I inadvertently outted my Twitter account at work today, so I'll just be over here rocking in the corner if you need me."

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle "When you're 'researching' someone and accidentally add them as a friend on FB. Have since deleted request and blocked them. *shiver*"

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#128

Our generation is the WTF generation - Whatsapp Twitter Facebook.

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#129

What do you call an app for posting fishing trip photos?

Fin-stagram.

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133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.

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#131

How can you tell if someone doesn't have Facebook?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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#132

Trump has more impeachments than he does social media accounts.

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#133

133 Social Media Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Giggle Stop writing hateful things about Alabama and the abortion laws all over social media. They likely can't read, we will need to tell them in person.

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