Oh, just wait until trigonometry season!

Sofia ! <3

Every day…..

I cannot resist pudgy kitten bellies!!!!

Neither, I'm being stalked.

Every time 😆

Try hitting it

Imao

Can confirm.

Pretty much, my day, in a nutshell...more like a puka shell...necklace

You're too far in. Keep going

Somehow, I never realized that Mr. Fancypants was drunk 50% of the time....

Right, it somehow causes all of your internal organs to rise up and get stuck in your throat. Quite uncomfortable, would not recommend.

REAL! How does this happen?

Ow, ow, now I have soap in my eyes. Thanks a lot Spotify/pandora.

But then I get sick of it and never listen to it again.

Can’t cure all problems but makes those problems a hell of a lot easier to deal with, especially health issues !!

Nah I'm just a hater.

Yes! Also a cat's favorite hooman

It's the perfect excuse and it's completely true.

I need a brain scan too, because I have no idea what I was thinking…

"Collateral damage."

Pure skill!

And you wonder why the World has run out of Handbaskets.

And then I have an identity crisis.

When you tell one that you love them whilst stroking them, but then find yourself adding, but I also love your brother, but he doesn’t like as many cuddles etc as if the rabbit actually listens to a word you say…..unless the word is treats!

Must be American math. (I'm from US). You're only as healthy as you can afford. Sad.

Nope, because then I can't go back to sleep because then I'm stressed

That's how we grew up

lol this happened yesterday and I almost fell on someone walking past me

I'd say where did you get this photo of me, but I'm not this cute

Best thing.

Or put a little piece of duct tape over the receiver. One of the better ways I've won this battle, was by flipping the batteries around, the wrong way. This way it's not as obvious.

Teach your kids manipulation young and it will come back to bight you in their teens

Not a cat, a chinchilla

me every single time during a test

this is me, I have a problem.

That's me when my wife makes me watch Gardeners World!

Currently scrolling BP in an attempt to gird myself into going outside…

But you should have unlimited power!

Fr tho.

Ok for RPDR fans... does this not look like a screenshot of Plane Jane and Q?

🎶Lonely Starbucks Lovers🎶

My grandma after my android-owning bum shows her how to move an app on her home screen: THESE PICTURES Edit for somehow managing to misspell grandma.... she would be mad😶

Me: "Your dad died." Him: 😊

I don't see a problem here.

is this the IRL equivalent of *you're*

People say I do this without knowing, and I just want to ask: How?

Shi-burrito