There should be a button to scroll to the recipe. Like, no Brenda I don't care that you live in Texas and your mother-in-law is really kind and bakes cookies for your 7 children.

I believe part of the purpose of 'the story' is to assist with keeping the person posting the recipe with search engine algorithms.

I stopped complaining when I found out they have to do this for copyright reasons iirc

Sometimes I like these stories! Not the ones about the person's whole life story. But I love to cook, and I love learning about history and other cultures. So I will gladly read about the history of the recipe, the culture it came from, and how it was developed.

Yes please thank you.

like nobody cares it your meemaws recipe that she gave to you in her dying breath just give me the dang brownie recipe

Abolish cooking shows whose recipes require you to go out and buy more than half the ingredients!

Same. I just want to know how much to water my damn plant, not interested in the divorce story

YUSSSS PLZZZZZ

Even when you click on "Jump to the Recipe", you still have to scroll some more!

Who reads it. I just quickly scroll to the recipe.

Absolutely agree. I want the ingredients in an itemized list, how to cook it with clear steps and a picture of the end result, that's it (I think)

Or the ones where you have to scroll all the way past twenty steps/ paragraphs/ photos on four or five different webpages for each dish just to get to the list/ amounts of ingredients to see if you even have all of the stuff to make it. What's with that?

Yeah, jump to recipe.

There is, ‘jump to recipe,’ if there isn’t I vacate immediately.

I click on jump to recipe button 🤷🏻‍♀️

#PREACH!

And the video of how to make that recipe that follows you as you scroll down, and you can't close it until after the commercial runs.

It’s free content. This complaint is so tired it’s a cliche now. Just scroll or go to a recipe site.

He speaks the truth

Spend the rest of the meeting imagining painful ways that speaker should meet his/her untimely demise

Happiness comes from animals, other than humans

Grandma is savage!

Not looking forward to that loop.

the child is also a unicorn

I especially love it when there is 182 lids and none of them are the correct one.

Thank you, advice giving random stranger

I would also be impressed by an ice cream truck, but that's it

Ummm zero? Because someone cloned my Sim card and has been happily using my Google ever since and Gmail didn't Say jack s**t

Turns out they didn’t fall apart because you left… the ship was sinking while you were on it.

That dastardly ice cream, always out to get you

There have to be boundaries, human. This is my ball of slobber.

My Daughter used to think Amazon was magic when she was 6. One time she wrote a letter to the mail carrier to "bring me more Amazon boxes PLEASE!" and another time filled the cart up and hit the purchase button. Thank God I didn't have $9,116.

Writing this down next time I’m offended. It depends on the humor, though. If it’s plain rude and meant to belittle someone or something, it shouldn’t be funny at all. The person who said it has issues and is NOT actually happy

I'm really into "utilitarian Christmas" or birthdays...batteries, chargers, cable tags, moldable glue, super cleaning products. A shoebox of these are surprisingly a big hit. Not for kids though.

I’d be creeps out, because my mind went to cannibalism

The I don't give a damn phase

And then the subwoofers kick in.

Here’s something: a successful marriage ends with one partner watching the other die.

I've found these music lyrics relevant & you can insert any day that you want to: "Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed"

All I want is a few days where I don't have to do anything! Is that really too much to ask??

I clean my house to the music I currently get drunk to, same as I did in my 20s.

For real!

There's probably very few things you can think of doing that haven't already been done in Vegas